If you don’t wear skinny jeans, why don’t you?

[Anonymous]

They don’t look good on me

They’re too tight and uncomfortable

They look like sh*t on everyone

(Guys) only gay and feminine guys wear them

[ZXCwWRQWz]

I don't even understand what "skinny jeans" means actually. I like the ones that are somewhat tight but have a more vertical line to hide my big legs as a sprinter and long jumper. So I like a straighter line but I don't like them too loose or too tight.

[Asker]

They contour to your body from waist to ankle.
It mostly pertains to a very small ankle opening.

[ZXCwWRQWz]

I think for me, it is not so flattering although I have nothing against them looking up "skinny jeans" in the Google search. My years as a sprinter and long jumper and sponsored vert skateboarder have made my legs look way huge compared to the rest of my body. I am almost like the male version of Chun Li in the newer forms. So I don't look slim even though I have a narrow upper body if I have ankle, calf, and quad/hams-hugging jeans. I look bulky and heavy and I like to look slim and agile so I like the more vertical and straightening cuts.

[ZXCwWRQWz]

I tend to shock my friends when they lift me up. They can never guess that I am over 170lbs even though I'm only 5'7. It is all in the legs, I think. One time a girl rolled up my pants and was shocked because my upper body looks like skinny surfer guy but I got monster legs. And I had that problem each time I undressed in front of a new girlfriend like my legs are way huge for my body and she notices. So I like to try to tone it down and make my legs look smaller. The skinny jeans I think would show how big my legs are too much.

[Asker]

I’m 5’8”, 155 so skinny jeans are the only jeans that fit me. Even men’s super skinny jeans are a little loose on me, not skin tight.
And lol@ Chun Li.

[ZXCwWRQWz]

Cheers! I seem to be the closest to the male equivalent of recent Chun Li I can find. You know the saying of "don't skip leg day", I am used to torturing my legs so hard. What makes me uncomfortable is "upper body day" like bench press where the next day my chest is so sore that I am hurting even brushing my teeth, or especially delts where it hurts even to do anything involving my shoulder which is practically everything with the upper body.

[Asker]

I was always the opposite. Arms, shoulders and chest. I almost never wear shorts sooo. Lol. But I know let’s help build everything else because they release testosterone. I was just never that interested.
Also, this is what super skinnies look like on me;
Yay or nay to these? ↗

[ZXCwWRQWz]

Just my personal opinion and I don't want to mess up your style, but nay there. Actually, I think you could add some perceived bulk and make a nice straight line with how you stand and square things up more. Squaring and straightening our shape is what I think makes a person look more "masculine". I think those pants on your body aren't squaring and strengthening so much unless that's what you want. I think it is making your hips look wider and thighs/shins look smaller. But please forgive me for blunt opinion; if that's your style, I think cool!

[art84]

My nephew wears them and they honestly look like girl jeans and super tight to take off. I seen him remove them and they look uncomfortable. He's super skinny like under 200 pounds. I remember wearing something similar when I was skinny and had a flat stomach would always get a mark on my stomach.

[Prettygurl12]

All of the above lol

I think they're like the worst pants option out there 😂

I don't like them on me.

They're uncomfortable.

And everyone else looks ridiculous. Like... tell me you skip leg day and are infertile without telling me you skip leg day and are infertile.

[Asker]

Yay or nay to these? ↗
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[bubblegunnn]

It makes me really hot, i just dont want to show off my legs shape.. i prefer baggy jeans

[desidoll]

They don’t look good on me, unless I wear high heels. I am petite and most skinny jeans look better on taller/leaner persons.

[PizzaPieMamaBear]

Exactly I think the Sooners got it right the ripped mom jeans are way cuter on me

[Rocambole]

Don't look good on me I have wide shoulders, better skirts or similar

[AsaKyo]

I literally just wear them with boots since it's ridiculous to wear the kind of boots I wear with boot cut and bell bottom jeans

[Anonymous]

Only women wear tight jeans to show their figures better, why would a guy do that unless he is feminine or gay, it’s too tight anyway

[BeMuse]

I don't suck dick.

[Asker]

Do these look like dick sucking jeans?
Yay or nay to these? ↗

[BeMuse]

Yep, you hit the nail on the head. You should be pounding hairy assholes in a truck stop bathroom in no time.

[Asker]

Oh so I’m the one giving. 🤣
Is that before or after I suck the dick? 😅

[BeMuse]

I don't know. Find a glory hole and flip a coin I guess.

[Asker]

lol nah, I don’t fuck. My 5.5” penis usually doesn’t pleasure enough so guys just ask me to suck dick.
I’ve been on my knees in those grey skinny jeans with a mouth full of cock many times though.

[Asker]

I was sucking dick long before I ever wore skinny jeans.
Now, it just so happens I suck dick and wear skinny jeans. And I’m usually on my knees wearing said skinny jeans while I’m sucking dick. 🤭

[CindyRuns]

I'd rather be wearing a skirt or dress !!!

[exitseven]

I vote D. They are ridiculous.

[Asker]

Yay or nay to these? ↗
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[exitseven]

nayyyyy

[Anonymous]

They make anyone look like a clown.

[JimmyInSpace]

I live sweatpants