Ok, so, like, I wanted to start today off on the right foot and all that stuff BUT it turns out it doesn't really matter even if I use both feet since they'll still get cold even with socks on!
See, I managed to notice this morning , even in a pre-caffeine early morning daze, as I was trudging through the subarctic tundra through perilous perils to feed the stoopid chickens, that there seemed to be much more than the 3 inches of snow that they had predicted to fall over night. Like, lots more. Like, about 10 inches, over the top of my boots down into my socks to freeze my pudgy, little toes more. Like enough to make me whine, fuss and complain all morning more.
I suppose in the big picture if that's all I have to whine, fuss and complain about then I am doing ok. But it isn't. There's more. I had to change my socks and I don't have any that match 'cuz they all turn up missing somehow. I suspect aliens. Or maybe it's the stoopid chickens I have to take care of. I mean I don't really mind taking care of them, except the going outside in winter part. But it's the chickens themselves. I mean, I love all animals. But I love chickens just not quite as much until they're in soup. And I know they think the same of me. They're little, mean pteradactyls. They just give me this mean, little look with their mean, little beady black eyes, like if they were any bigger it would be me on the dinner plate and not them. And then they'd laugh as they took my socks.
Now , I suppose in the big picture if that's all I have to whine, fuss and complain about then I am doing ok. But it isn't. There's more. Now, while I was whining, fussing and complaining about all this, my coffee has gone cold. And it's still snowing. And I just know chickens are plotting my demise. And my socks don't match.
And so I ask, Do your socks match today?

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