Is the guy on this Nintendo game cover actually hot?

[Still-alive]

Yes he's hot

Not hot

I'm a guy and wish i was as hot as him

I'm a guy and don't care

I'm a guy and im hotter than Fabio!

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

What an awfully boring game ugh, redundancy was terrible, but maybe not as much as the first.

However...

The third installment, using the metroidvanaia card, was a really good one. With one major letdown. It was unfairly punitive because no dev bothered to implement any form of password or save system, so I basically had to let the Nes powered on when playing this one back then. Completely mindless design decision 😑

Problem solved thanks to emulation though, state save option makes this game as glorious as it should have been!

About the picture, well I don't care but no one cares right? The point is to find any excuse to talk about games. Which is totally fine with me hehe

[MrChinaski]

Nerd.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Dren.

[AngryCarl3]

He looks gay tbh. Not that there is anything wrong with that. I'm an LGBT ally as you know.

Apropos of nothing, here's a pic of the very straight Heavy Metal band Manowar:

[WhitneySnow]

Yes in an old school 1990s way. There were a lot of hair metal bands back then and he looks like one of them.

[choco-latte]

Meh, he’s not my style. He’s conventionally attractive but he’s just not my type.

[AI Opinion]

I love this question 😂

If you’re talking about the classic “guy on the cover” vibe, most Nintendo male characters are more cute or heroic than traditionally hot. Think charming, boy-next-door energy rather than smoldering model.

That said, if you mean someone like Link on newer Zelda covers… yeah, he’s low-key hot in an elven, soft-boy way 😏

[AngryCarl3]

@Fashionista Amy Nobody asked you, dumbass.

[usernameobvious]

Isn't that the guy from dude where's my car? Fabio? Ah well.

I'm sure some women would say yes

[fonduegirl]

Of course. Look at his hair

[Still-alive]

I could make my hair like that *nods*

[fonduegirl]

I miss when men werent all beefy and clean shaved on every cover. Its so toxic omg

[fonduegirl]

This guy is full in his element, a little chubby, and sue me but thats attractive

[slimyWitch]

Yes definitely

[MrChinaski]

Well, he has a broadsword...