Running around shirtless...(ladies and gents)

Anonymous
I want to run around the neighborhood shirtless so I can get a bit of a tan.

I have a six pack and a nice overall physique but would like to "uphold" my modest nature.

What are some "strategies" I can "employ" for not looking like a tool?
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+1 y
Maybe I'll just play basketball or soccer without my shirt.
Running around shirtless...(ladies and gents)
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