Flirting Tips For The Awkward Individual

[LittleSally]

Since the Holidays are upon us we feel like we should have a significant other to 'keep us warm' as it were... But that doesn't have to be the case. I suggest you try one of these silly and random flirting tips just for the heck of it...and if they work then so be it!

Mind you - all of these should start with eye contact first;

Wink!

Lick your lips!

Smack your bottom!

Dance suggestively towards them!

Awkwardly and creatively compliment them!

Send them a preposterously ridiculous drink!

Use your mistletoe hat!

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*Do not actually touch them - unless they're okay with it, though...don't want to abuse anyone. Haha

The less you expect the more surprised you'll be when it works! =)

However it ends...you'll both have a laugh for sure!

[SlightlyCrazy]

That should be titled how to get a sexual harassment charge 😂

[Adigelunar]

good take

[levantine99]

or if you are an independent individual keep enjoying your fulfilling bachelor life.

[MissFabulous]

Hahahahahaha Cool Take. :) The Mistletoe hat is cute and really funny. :p

[Saoirse_Nua]

I like that take and the last bit is a very good point to make

[daffe]

Thank you! I'll try to take some of these tips into my everyday life:)

[doctorwhofan23]

None of those would work.

[LittleSally]

I'm guessing you're not familiar with satire then...

[howardque]

Haha you made me laugh today, funny take

[flucena]

Great tips! Thanks! :D

[Andruu4u]

cools

[bloodmountain1990]

Lmao. Great satire

[JadaMarie]

haha that's funny thanks tho

[bruce3]

thanks for sharing

[MissSakura]

good gifs