Guys; what's a good excuse to make to sit on his lap?

[Anonymous]

I want to sit on my guy friend's lap. I've had a thing for him for a week now. He has already picked me up with his arms and my boobs were pressed against his chest but I didn't really mind because I like him.

I'm not asking for sex, I just want to tease him a bit. The biggest thing I want to do is sit on his lap.

How do I get myslf to sit on his lap without making it sound like a sexual thing? I need a good excuse and a situation.

I was thinking about a situation where we're both on the bus and there's only one more seat left so I say I need to sit on his lap but thing is, we never take the bus. Other than that, whats a good excuse?

[Shaft50]

There are three basic ways to sit on his lap:
1. Side on - either your left or right side is against his front, with your butt on his leg or nestled between his thighs;
2. Front on - more sexual with you facing him and it would involve you straddling his lap;
3. Back to front - your back against his chest, your butt either on his thighs or on his crotch, can be sexual depending on butt position.

I'm sure you could find a way or an excuse to either lose balance and fall into his lap, sit in his lap for lack of a spare seat, or just be blatant and tell him you are practicing lap dancing

[Ihav2fart]

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[Omar5881]

I agree with farty 😂😂😂😂

[Ihav2fart]

@Omar5881 its the best when she just does it.

[Omar5881]

Yup "JUST DO IT " is the first thing that came to my mind 😂😂

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

@Omar5881 you missed a perfect opportunity to put the shia lebouf gif and/or meme.

[Omar5881]

@Other_Tommy_Wiseau yes sadly 😂

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

@Omar5881: lol, i actually meant the other guy, but you too (and me, i guess)! poor life decisions were made XD

[Omar5881]

@Other_Tommy_Wiseau 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[archiz]

Lol i wanted that once with a guy.
Ok in my situaltion it was really early and we were sitting facing the sea so it was really breezy.
I was shivering so I told him that I was cold and asked him if I can snuggle on his lap.
And that was it.
Hmm another way can be going with a group of friend in a car. There won t be enough of room for all of you so you sit on his lap.

[GingerBear]

Lol at 'I've had a thing for him for a week now'. Omg a week! SUCH A LONG TIME.

First off, that IS a sexual thing. You may not be after sex, but nonetheless, you're trying to turn him on. If you really want to do it, just sit on his lap and hug him, and say hi. If you can't do that, maybe you're not that close, and you'd be better off getting closer to him first.

[mackrose]

sit on his lap. lol what is he going to say "ew get off of me" haha unless he is disgusted with you, he will probably just embrace it and put his arm around you. if he asks what you're doing, say "nothing" and kiss me lol thats what i would do.

[Roostah]

You don't need an excuse:

https://youtu.be/78qb0VcviVQ

[PastelMaster]

xD LOL THAT LAST ONE THO XD LOL

[mr90skid]

Just playfully be like "move" :) and throw his hands outta the way and sit on his lap. When he ask you whats up, tell him the last time you sat on the bus seat your pants picked up an odd smell so you don't trust it ;)

[Ulyss]

Grab a glass of water and pour it on his pants then say you will dry it with your ass

[Asker]

Thats too sexual

[Anonymous]

Be obvious about it. Start playful banter with him and then while you guys are flirting just plop on his lap and keep talking. Don't try to hide it just do it with confidence.

[ccp16]

Well if he were a true gentleman, he'd let you have his seat lol Even though this is what you want, I don't think this could ever work on me unless you made it very clear you WANT to sit on my lap lol

[Fortres]

You're about to sit down- then you realise there's (spi) t on the seat! Your butt flies into his lap.

[roberte]

no problem just do it no excuses. ask him to look at something in a book I bet he gets excited if you want to tease him just rock back and forth then ask him to stand up, my bet he doesn't

[Chezeta]

Tell him to try to gues how much you weight and just fucking sit on him dont even look at him.

[Asker]

He already knows my weight

[Chezeta]

well then tell him youv been working out, or tell him you feel like youv gained weight.

[Rahdle]

Just take a car somewhere and have it filled with junk so you both have to use the same seat

[Hopefuldreamer8]

Sounds like he is already affectionate with you. So just do it. I doubt he'll care.

[Anonymous]

Ask for a neck massage, and then just do it. Don't ask, just sit in his lap, wait for your neck massage.

by the way, doesn't this prove guys and girls can't be "just friends"?

[jakeofalltrades]

maybe if you go somewhere and there is only one chair left

[Anonymous]

tell him "you're making my pussy sopping wet. Let me dry it off on your lap."

[CapitanMurica]

Women and their mind games...

[Anonymous]

Any excuse is good

[Anonymous]

Truth or dare maby