Tinder bio? Yay or nay?

[kcaalarcon]

Okay so in thinking I'm gonna use this as my tinder bio, what do you think, to long? Anything I should get rid of? Should I keep the very last part? My first picture will be of me with my dog and another picture is of me with a bottle of liquor but it's kinda of a joke.
Here it is

"My dogs name is Grendel, he loves when girls on tinder say hi to him so feel free to do so (;

If you like water than you already like me approximately 65% and didn't even know it!

6'1" on a tall day
Blue eyes
Adventurous and outgoing
Aspiring to build and race cars when I grow up
(Not like Nascar though)

I promise I'm not an alcoholic, I just look like it in my one picture. If you're a girl that likes bad boys however, you should know that I'm bad at everything "

[Trenhard_]

Dude okay. Tinder is my thing if you message me I'll show you how many girls I've pulled with proof lol.

You need 3 pics.
-Good clear pic of your face (maybe with a dog)
-A pic of you in a social setting
-A shirtless pic of your physique that creates sexual tension

Your bio needs to be short. Something funny and witty
-6"1 on a tall day is alright
-Take out blue eyes
-Take out adventurous and outgoing
-Take out Aspiring to build and race cars when I grow up-
-That alcoholic part dude.. WTF are you thinking.. No man BADBOY? LOL dude hell no. that will kill a lot of possible matches "Bad at everything" omg I'm cringing hard ahahah.

The racing cars I understand that is your thing but you need to understand that most people are on tinder to hookup and have fun. That doesn't add any value to your profile. Let her be the one to ask you what you like.

[orphan]

The pic with a dog technique has been exploited. not a good idea anymore because you'll get lumped into that group of guys who use it as bait

[Trenhard_]

@orphan It still works lol

[Anonymous]

The jokes are a bit lackluster to me and most of all you're running too many of them. You just need the one chuckle.

You also lack anything concrete about you that will be easy for people to start with. Read your own bio and ask yourself where the conversational starters are. Make sure you have at least two of them easy to see. Then go for it.
You can always change it later. And try using pics where you're at least somewhat sober mate XD

[MaggieCrane]

Too many cliches. It's hard to be unique in a bio. I would maybe try to make more of a joke about your dog and you? I think generally men seem more sweet when they mention their pets. But, like what others have said, really just be yourself. Try thinking of what a girl would want to see.

[Mustachekitteh]

Tinder sounds like a waste of time with really shitty people on it who don't give a fuck about others.

It's the breeding grounds for women to go and eat the souls of men and drain them of everything they have mentally. :D

[orphan]

What's wrong with that?

[Mustachekitteh]

@orphan Having your soul eaten?

[orphan]

Way too deep for tinder

[Mustachekitteh]

@orphan I don't know sounded like there is a lot of scary shit going on there from what other people have said. :D

[orphan]

It's just where people congregate who are willing to meet in person.

That's it.

[Mustachekitteh]

@orphan Seems like dudes get screwed over the most on it.

[orphan]

Meat market. Nothing more

[Mustachekitteh]

Get rid of "I promise I'm not an alcoholic, I just look like it in my one picture. If you're a girl that likes bad boys however, you should know that I'm bad at everything " because no chick is going to click on you if you say that.

Only say 6'1" cut out "on a tall day."

change the car part too, "Aspiring to be a mechanic that builds sports cars." and cut out, "(Not like Nascar though)"

[Mustachekitteh]

Cut out, "If you like water than you already like me approximately 65% and didn't even know it!" Most on there are probably too stupid to get that joke.

[Mustachekitteh]

Do not put a picture of your with a bottle of alcohol because you will be judged in the worse way possible.

[rgb008]

It all sounds too cliche to me, but if thats how you want it then keep it.
If you say you're over 6ft tall if your bio, you are guaranteed more swipes lmao. Just a piece of advice lol. Dogs are a plus too.

[orphan]

True. The cliche crap is endless on there. Merely: 6'+ and nothing else will generate enough swipes

More u say gives people more reasons to not swipe right

[BertMacklinFBI]

i had no bio, just a pic of my arms, and the bitches came rolling in. but it was all quantity, and like half quality.

i think your chances are much better of finding a quality girl with your profile as opposed to mine hahaa

[becca123]

Good to go except the alcoholic part. Remove that and toss it far, far away from your bio.

[Oxi112094]

Kind of corny to be honest and comes off a bit like you're trying too hard. Just be real. Dont try to be impressive and you will see that thats what catches a lot of girls attention.

[orphan]

Omit the grow up part and blue eyes part. Keep it simple, clear, and basic. Change aspiring to build race cars to: studying engineering or studying automotive engineering.

[Polocrew]

Lmao bio longer than sex, mine is "Tall jacked and athletic" with pic of me holding fish.. shirtless. Let's jsut say Its like gronk vs colts

[Anonymous]

Nay, why do you need a bio? Barely anyone will read it.

[Anonymous]

I'd be sold if you also said you had an 8 inch dick.

[ConsultantIsBack]

Omg can I date you? pls pls pick me pls

[Sara413]

Too long. Keep it to 3 lines max. Funny is best.

[aliceinwonderland69]

Honestly I thought it was all pretty hideous.

[apple24]

Ew tinder!

[PizzaGuy22]

Hmm interesting