Quickie at work?

[Anonymous]

Is it safe to have sex at work? Has anyone any experience with this cause me an my coworker might do it tomorrow... Also any tips how to not get caught? 😛

[MTC29]

An engineering technologist (male) and an administrative assistant (female) were caught in flagrante delicto in the office. The odd thing was that there was a motel just three blocks away!

The man was a probationary employee and was dismissed without cause (no need for an explanation, he was gone). The young woman was sent to an employee counseling group where she learned about acceptable and unacceptable behavior on the jobsite. She was passed over for three promotions in five years and quit.

Get caught and your career is over.

[ChrisMaster69]

We dismissed two people for doing the same thing pre lockdown.

if you are prepared to lose your job, then go for it.

the real result is you are putting your job, career, potentially accommodation, mortgage etc on the line.

[ChrisMaster69]

Thank you for MHG most appreciated

[PrettyPriya]

I wouldn’t simply because at my job (healthcare) that would be highly unprofessional and could result in actual civil fines in my country.

Not worth the risk if you ask me. Now, if you do what @SamFromFL suggests, you have nothing to worry about.

[SamFromFL]

Ya don’t risk it at work as she says. Go off site. Grab a shower and come back energized for the afternoon

[PrettyPriya]

@SamFromFL

Yes. If you must that would be the way to do it without possibility of major trouble. Lol

[PrettyPriya]

Thank you for mhg with an assist from @SamFromFL 🥰❤️

[Jake99999]

Actually doing it in an office or a conference room, etc? If you like the thrill of the risk it can be really hot. But just realize if you get caught there will be hell to pay.

[Jake99999]

If in the actual office…. some risk mitigators…. Do it after hours. Or very early morning. Or on a weekend in the office when almost no one around. Be in a place where you can lock the door and the walls are not thin. And do it fast this is not a place to take your time. Wear a dress or a skirt that day for easy access. And you will have to be quiet…which can be a fun challenge. But if you cannot be quiet it makes the risk an awful lot higher. Be careful it can become addictive….. lol. It’s very risky.

[Jake99999]

Also I don’t know what kind of relationship you two have…but be aware if you have a falling out, it could end up being used against you. Like maybe a case being opened. Could get very complicated. Losing your job, etc…. be very sure it’s worth it. But damn, the idea is so hot right? Have done this with my partner but we don’t both work there. She came to “visit” me. Hot as hell.

[Anonymous]

Yeah me and a girl i worked with at the gas station years ago, we would have the whole place to ourselves for the night shift and just have fun in the backroom most of the time until the bell clanged to say someone had come in

[RenegadeSailor]

Sounds like a good way to fuck things up to me. But you're probably gonna be dumb and do it anyway, 🤷

[stargazeraug1989]

Is there any particular reason why you want to do this so bad?

[zagor]

My buddy did it with his work girlfriend on the boss's desk.

[SamFromFL]

Yes, we did it away from the office

[Asker]

Where?

[SamFromFL]

Met at my house on my lunch break. She was already wet and rubbing her clit when I walked in the front door

[SamFromFL]

This is an example of how texting can help get the mind going :)

[JPresidente]

I have. It would be difficult to not get caught.

[Neosporin]

I’d rather find a safe private room anywhere else

[ItsMeItsMe1989]

Are you a fucking idiot?

[Asker]

Please roast me cause I know its not a good idea. You need to change my mind

[ItsMeItsMe1989]

I just think you're being a dumbass