+1 yOne time, me, at the hospital:
"Is she single?"
"Why is she in this waiting room with a neck brace?"
"She's kinda cute, but clearly finds Solitaire on her phone more interesting than whatever the heck crab fishing thing is on the Discovery Channel right now."
"Skinny. Large tattoo on left forearm. Hopefully, she doesn't do drugs."
"They put her in a wheelchair? Not good."
"Should I initiate the 'What are you in for?' speech, or wait?"
"She'd make a nice arm trophy, but would my folks approve of her? Would my lifestyle and goals be compatible with hers?"
"Drat! She vaguely reminds me of the ex that died two years ago from Huntington's! Guess I have a type!"
"Her arm's all scraped up too? Heck, I'll go for it!"
So I address her: "Car wreck?"
Her: "Nah, clumsy. Fell down concrete stairs. You?"
Me: "Hernia. I work too hard. Navel finally said enough was enough."
Her: (stares blankly)
Me (thinking to self): "Don't get your hopes up."
Her: "I should probably call my mom soon. She has no idea I'm even here."
Me (thinking quietly to self): "Her saying that sounds kinda hot... but also, slightly irresponsible!"
We part ways, when the doctor shows up for her.
"Oh well, it wasn't meant to be. Now to get that schedule, so I can get *myself* stitched back together! And maybe find another job. This gas station is killing me! Literally!"00 Reply
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+1 yAs I’m sure you are aware men are extremely visually stimulated.
When I look are at woman I “want” there are different things in each person that make me feel a certain way..
Some examples:
Petite girls, I will think about how small she is and how I can handle her and easily pick her up.
Redheads, I love red hair and may wonder how she will look riding me in reverse.
Cute girls with nice eyes, I’ll think about how hot she may look with my cock in her mouth while she’s looking up at me (always make eye contact when sucking cock ladies). Will also imaging cuming over her pretty face.
Curvy girls, I often think how she look bent over with me behind fucking her in doggy.
No matter which type I always think I wish she knew how I can make her feel with my tongue and or fingers, especially if she looks cute and innocent, I want to make her cum hard.00 Reply
+1 yWe can never know for sure.
But at first, they want to grab our parts30 Reply
+1 yPersonally?
Pegging and a leash round my neck 🥰02 Reply- +1 y
Then change your color to blue.
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Or you could just get over it?
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I would think about how to not F- it up with her and about what I was looking for. If It was for a girlfriend I would think more about hanging out with her and what It could be like. Also think about what kind of people her friends are as well as if there are potential red flags as I wouldn't want to waste my time or sanity
20 ReplyFirst he takes in her beauty and admires all of her wonderful physical traits. How nicely she takes care of herself, how awesome she looks in her clothes. Then he might wonder what it would be like to be close with her physically.. what it would be like to kiss her or feel her skin or hair. And finally he begins forming a strategy to meet her. How to break the ice, what to say.
20 ReplyI don't know. But this current generation and older men have probably been either wanting to have sex with her or just fantasizing about the girl. Personally, when I was interested I would like her company while my male peers just talking how much they want to use them as their personal sexual objects which I am not a fan of hearing that.
30 Reply1K opinions shared on Flirting topic. Depends on woman and her presentation. For me, if she is tasteful in appearance and I see a soft smile, whether she notices me or not, I’m going to speak to her.
-over advertised T/🚼 not so much even after few martinis 🍸 🍸.-Unless she approaches me.
Different thought patterns for sure…10 Reply
+1 yDepends why he's interested...
If interested in a long-term relationship, he may envision her as a mother, with 2 kids.
If interested in having sex, he may mentally take her clothes off and think what her body looks like, and what they could do to each other.00 Reply
Anonymous(30-35)+1 yIn my head? Well something like this:
"Omg she look so pretty, looks at her, should I go talk to her? She looked at me, she's smiling! how cute is that smile... How should I start a conversation, omg she's going, am I gonna go talk to her, or not? Omg she's gone. She was beautiful though. And she seemed she liked me. Did you see that people? Haha hey sir have good day."And then I'm happy for a couple of hours. I do this a lot21 Reply- +1 y
This^
+1 yThe good guy thoughts -- Having her by his side, matching wits, an activity partner,
The animistic guy base thoughts, What is her bare chest like? what is she like between her legs, how will se respond in bed will she be good at having children and raising/mothering them.10 Reply
+1 yNot a lot really.
wonder what she’s like to chat to, what she likes doing for fun, has she a sense of humour.
i also will wonder if she’s got kinks, is submissive00 Reply
Anonymous(18-24)+1 yThere was this girl I had a crush on in middle/highschool and nothing ever happened because even though she asked for MY number and seemed kinda into me I had a lot of issues during those times and never made a move because I was scared and didn't think she liked me. I will say I had a lot of sexual fantasies about her mostly dreaming that we're dating and about various scenarios like in nature or after a date. I like sensual sex. Tbh I imagined more scenarios where we'd kiss instead of sex.
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Opinion Owner+1 yi'm the op on an additional note i'll say she was a very attractive girl. Her laugh and smile adored me.
Anonymous(36-45)+1 yBreeding her and impregnating her and making lots of babies with her (for me). And living together forever.
10 Reply529 opinions shared on Flirting topic. That depends a lot on what his fetishes are.
I am serious; it's a big thing.20 Reply
+1 yKissing her, hugging her, sitting with her while I watch TV with arm around her, fucking her... Uhmmmmm hmmm what else.. maybe talking to her also but I'm not good at conversations
10 ReplyDepends. He will fantasize about the physical part he is attracted to. If he is attracted to her personality then he will fantasize about made up scenarios involving him n her
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Anonymous(25-29)+1 ysleeping with her. it’s sad many of them never actually feel butterflies about a girl just lust. but hey that’s the world i guess.
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+1 yThat depends on the guy and his particular preferred fantasies! But usually a combo of having a friend to share fun times with and also to have great sex.
00 ReplyYou don’t want to know.
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i do
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I'm actually curious lol
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When someone says you don’t want to know that automatically makes me want to know
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@annabananna @OddBeMe We know what he wants. Bung every way and shape. Not just the kegger of first beer experience, he wants bung. Period. Does that answer it? Sucking asshole just like a cat or dog sniffs butts so as to never want to kiss him on the lips ever.
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That is why Odd Be Him. It will never cease to amaze you.
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Then you know what he does? With his nose so far stuck up anyone's said bung hole? He tries to act like he's not lefty or righty. Quintessential douche that wants the most commie of all, the almighty Bernie Sanders. Give OddBEME credit. Truly he doesn't want anything that one individual can latch on to. And that sob might be on the most influential persons of all man kind.
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OddBeME is figured out finally. Do you want 3 thirds of cow brain? Or do you want to stomach the uterus of any said non human. I'm starting to like this guy.
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FUCK Neil Young. Fuck Crosby Stills and Nash.
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Jimmy O. Yang and the Senior. Fun times.
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Is there not a reason you are a body of steel and Mr. Rinella have totally non gay events? GI JANE 2 is the least of what I can think of for that situation. Sue Costello. Regular Moonlighting like Cybil and the now defunct Bruce.
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Jack Daniels, fuck it.
Asker+1 yWhat do you mean by aggressive?
Anonymous(36-45)+1 yI think pretty much every Straight Guy would think what She looks like Naked and what her Private parts look like, Because it's a Sexual urge Guys have, That's why most Rapists are Male.
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+1 yWhat do you think? The exact thing you fantasize about. Reverse it, it ain't different.
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Asker+1 yNo, girls think emotional. Boys think different
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You asked a simple question so I'll give a simple answer. Men want a woman who will clean, cook, wash the blue jeans? What do you want?
Asker+1 yWe think of our emotional attachment with them lot of times
Asker+1 y@red324 She thinks about his care and affection on her if she likes to be with him. She will imagine him as her protector and provider of her emotional needs such as care, love and affection. She may recall the acts of his love again and again and becomes happy. She will ask herself what can she do to make him happy and everything else about how to care about him and provide him the affection he needs
Asker+1 y@red324 The girls who are interested in a boy truly will do this
Anonymous(45 Plus)+1 yWhat color panties is she wearing? Is her pussy shaved? Does she like oral and anal sex?
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Opinion Owner+1 y@ms_and_ms Yes if she's very cute :)
I generally fantasize about raising children with her & also the activities that lead up to that...
10 Reply491 opinions shared on Flirting topic. He is picturing her naked.
20 Reply
+1 yIt depends on if we love her or not
10 ReplyIt would be against the man code to tell.
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+1 yYou better not know😸
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Asker+1 yI want to 😂
+1 yHow soon can he have sex with her.
20 Replythe thought of banging her
10 Reply- 399 opinions shared on Flirting topic.
+1 yWhat kind of panties she's wearing.
00 Reply Wild monkey sex or just making love.
00 ReplyI wonder what she tastes like.
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+1 yDepends on the guy, right?
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+1 y'Now'
00 ReplyBOOTAYYYYYYYE
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