Would you wear elephant pants?

[purplepoppy]

Elephant pants are very popular where I live. They are a fun and flirty way for guys to get girls attention and let them show us what they've got without actually showing it. Needless to say they're more popular with guys who can pack a trunk.

Have they caught on where you live?

[Caughtulookin]

The Red Hot Chili Peppers were known for wearing nothing but socks on their cocks in their prime. I dont think i could wear those elephant pants. I think maybe tight small shorts but not in public. Those elephant pants seem more like a theme party outfit where the girls might wear a kitten outfit also.

[NoDecision]

How did they keep those socks on, sew them to their cocks? Socks on cocks. Wonder if they ever had any "wardrobe malfunctions"? 😂🤣

[Caughtulookin]

@NoDecision yea i know. I wondered about that recently. There are not any fluffers to keep them up while performing live.

[ShrunkenGuy]

W.. T.. F Poppy, this is satire right? You can’t be serious. Good grief, surely no one is wearing this outside of a male stripper hen night or something?

[NoDecision]

Guys seriously wear those pants? I wouldn't judge a guy according to what size trunk he has.

[douride2]

Never sen or even heard of those things before this.

[gangster123]

Neither lol I don’t think it exist 🤷‍♂️

[DryGermanGuy]

A theater in Germany used a more risqué version of those for a stage adaptation a few years ago. Apparently, it caused a bit of a scandal.

[SotiCoto]

... Has Wales gone insane since I left? Or is it just a southern thing?
I'd like to hope folk back in Aberystwyth have more sense than to wear "elephant pants" or underwear as tank-tops.

[purplepoppy]

Now there's an idea, can we combine the two and run up cardiac hill.

[SotiCoto]

If nothing else it would send all the English tourists running screaming back over the Severn.

[Nikki1989]

Do people actually wear that crud?

[mstbooblover]

Generally I'd avoid wearing those elephant pants, but they still are amusing, meaning in some naughty circumstances I would probably try them °J°

[Julie07]

Everyone wears what they want lol. But I think it's ridiculous.

[exitseven]

I used to do the trick where I used to turn my pockets inside out and ask a girl if she wanted to see the trunk.

[13cmlong]

Yes I would I have ordered some from Amazon. They are boxer shorts with an open end "elephant trunk" so I can poke out when erect. With an external ball sack holder. I look forward to their arrival.

[Alex-Snow]

I would need more room in the trunk that those pics show... lol

[Alex-Snow]

What happens when a guy gets a boner in those pants?

[beefcakebradybatson]

Years ago, at nearly 260 pounds, I resembled a baby elephant, so I guess though I'm about 195 today.

[Anonymous]

They'd need to have bigger trunks than shown in those photos 🐘

[AndrésC64]

😂😂 Thank God that they haven't caught on here. I can't imagine anyone wearing those.

[Iron_Man]

I would wear them to your party. They would really be funny

[Paige90]

LOL... those would be funny!

[MisterWack]

Hmmm…

Hard pass for me.

[dustybiker2]

Okay. I love these. I want each one.

[dustybiker2]

Can't wait to wash my vehicles in these. Give the neighbors someone to gossip about.

[DryGermanGuy]

„She has a penis!!!“
- John Cage, Ally McBeal

[dustybiker2]

@DryGermanGuy 😂

[Lynx122]

Yes they look great :)

[Shiprex]

Yes, to a themed party

[Jennz6]

Halloween costume maybe 🤔

[soe11]

• Not my choice

[stratford]

A guy needs the trunk to fill them

[Osborne775]

Sure but never in public

[Wiredone]

Maybe as a joke

[Charliefretz329]

That’s hilarious! I would

[Anonymous]

LOL, no I wouldn't.

[EstevanMadrid898]

If the trunk is actually long yeah Maybe

[TadBehaya]

Never eww

[oswaldcobblepot]

Absolutely not

[TonyMetal___86]

Nope thanks

[DCVsMarvel2]

Yeah

[jimmy2]

No thank you