What’s the funniest or weirdest way you’ve ever been flirted with?

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Anonymous · Accepted Answer

A woman I worked with told me she didn't find me attractive at first. I think in her head she believed it was a compliment.😂 So I told her I didn't used to find you attractive either... and I still don't.😂🤦‍♂️

Another woman I knew told me I had perfect balls. Uhm... thanks? The hell kind of a compliment is that?

DryGermanGuy · Accepted Answer

Girls asking me to guard a clothing item.

DishLady · Answer

There have been a few funny ones.

One was a guy who was pretending to look for directions and when I asked where he was trying to go he said "Wherever you're trying to go." (Very stupid-sweet-creepy all at once.)

One guy dropped his pencil, picked it up and asked if I'd dropped it... I answered no, I think HE dropped it... and he grinned. "I know. I was just trying to find a way to talk to you..." then he commented on my legs, which struck me as rather odd.

A few guys (some I know, some I don't) will comment on how I look, which is always a little awkward to receive since I'm not fishing for the compliments or wearing anything that warrants too much attention.

I think the one who takes the cake is the guy who turned to stare while he was biking and fell into a pothole. I heard the thud and turned, rushed over to make sure he was ok... to see if he needed an ambulance or something. He got up, grunted at his mangled wheel and gave me a look. "Well I hope you'll at least give me your number after my near death experience." Well I just had to laugh at him... I bought that guy a cup of coffee, actually, and sorted out his badly skinned knee with a little kit I happened to be carrying that day.

ShellyB · Answer

The weirdest, so weird I am not sure I even want to say, is a couple of guys were assigning prices to a group of girls including me, for what they could buy us for as slaves and then having conversations about which was the better deal, is it better to have one more expensive one or three cheaper ones and stuff like that, they did it right in front of us, we were all either white (mostly) or Asian (one of the guys one of the girls) so it wasn’t a racial thing but it was super super weird and kind of disturbing.

bobalife · Answer

This is both funny and weird to me that even when I’m just driving… I had multiple men who’s also driving that would tried to flirt with me, get my attention, even drive to my speed, called out through their window, and so on. I’m still surprise that people do that while driving hahaha. It can be cute at times though.

I guess another weird story is when I was at the club a few years ago, I was walking and looking for my friend. Then, this guy came out of nowhere while heading to my direction and tried to kiss me. Then, flirted with me. He was good looking, but the circumstance was so weird… I was thrown off and kept walking to look for my friend.

Curiousbenjamin90 · Answer

Camping near at a smallish city on the coat of Maine, we went out for a beer at a local dive we saw on the way in. A guy comes up to me and starts to hit on me (touching my shoulder while he asks where we came from, offered to buy me a drink, nothing egregious but definitely hitting on me).

I tell him thanks, but I’m actually here with my girlfriend (she was just a friend, but that’s the “easy button” excuse) and he just kind of gives me a look and says, “okay….” in a confused way. Took a better look around the bar and realized the two girls we were with were the only ones in the bar, and it was a gay bar filled mostly with bikers, not as “straight-friendly” as some of the gay bars we would go to in downtown Boston from time to time. Google confirmed.

Self-inflicted, but a weird encounter.

OneViewpoint · Answer

Christmas party at a colleague's house when I was in private equity. His wife had her shoe off and her foot in my crotch under the dinner table. She had never given any hint she was interested prior to that. It was like she just decided to do it in the moment.

Can you say awkward boys and girls? I arrived in the world of the entitled, bored, and wealthy later in life. It was an education for a kid who grew up middle class on Air Force bases.

capriVib · Answer

​I spent two years in a library, and there was a girl there who was interested in me. But at the time, I wasn't in the mood to get a girlfriend at all. Anyway, she was constantly praising me; in short, she was sending me every signal she could. ​In the end, when nothing happened, she got upset in front of everyone, walked up to me, and said, "You don't love me." While everyone was looking at her, she asked me three or five times, "Do you love me?" Under pressure, I lied and said, "Yes, I love you." ​That day, I learned that if a woman is sending signals, you're supposed to talk to her and praise her lol.re-state://background_color_rgba (0, 0, 0, 0), font_color_rgb (77, 77, 77), justifyLeft, p

loveslongnails · Answer

I don't know if it qualifies as flirting, but when I was in college, a girl came up to me at a party and said "what do I have to do to get you to fuck me?" She was pretty, and a bit drunk, but I was a bit drunk too. So I said "kiss me. If you know how to kiss, you know how to fuck". So she kissed me. That was Friday night. We didn't emerge until Sunday afternoon. I'll never forget that girl.

Anonymous · Answer

My sister's boyfriend winking at me while my sister gave him a bj.

Hªnnªh · Answer

Weirdest way is when a guy said I have a cute butt and insisted to be in line behind me in the water theme park ended up picking to be on the same slide as me ( slide is only for 2 ) where I sat in front of him and he sat behind me pressing into my butt.

That's the weirdest way a guy has flirted with me. m.

A funny way is when a guy at school was standing behind me and suddenly lifted me from behind with only one hand which made me feel tickling because of how he grabbed me so it was funny moment.

jazzy34 · Answer

I was walking into a grocery store and this old man saw me and said “slow down and let me see you better” (I walk fast). 😬

DrPepper12 · Answer

Hit on by a gay guy who was good friends with my then current girlfriend who told me "When you break up with her you call me,!" 😂

Sevenpointfive · Answer

i was a freshman in high school and there was this girl in gym class that sat parallel to me who started to play kick with me. i knew it was friendly and that she was interested but somehow kicking back wasn't it. i never saw her again.

mysteriousNicholas · Answer

@pearl222 hard to tell.

Sometimes it's just looked like people (women) losing their train of thought 👀👁️ not realising they're looking into my soul when I was oblivious or not oblivious. shrug

I guess it's a wonder -

zagor · Answer

The cute intern where I used to work would ram the mail cart into the back of my chair when doing her rounds.

MJVillarama · Answer

Someone once told me I looked like their future ex 😅 still not sure if that was a compliment or a warning.

gottogames313gotag · Answer

i never had a girl flirt with me when they do i am scared i will acidentaly release the fluids all and i dont want to get embaresed

serious · Answer

Fortunately I have never been flirted with.

Nikki1989 · Answer

Nothing that funny or weird but awkward, yes, many times.

jkreuger95 · Answer

Asking me if I'd eat another particular girl's cobbler... I'm serious

YesIWouldLikeFries · Answer

How did she know what your balls looked like lol?

TonyMetal___86 · Answer

Haven't experienced any funny or weird flirting with me...

CupOfCoffee6 · Answer

Creepy old guy I caught a guy sniffing my underwear at laundry room in the building. Not sure if that counts.

Ironco · Answer

I'm a flirt and I get flirted with almost daily. It's just who I am.

thatshydork · Answer

Someone told me I wear my skin amazingly

123Cows · Answer

a man came up to me and told me "you have nice tits".

jahaims · Answer

She asked to wrestle in the middle of a party lol

WonderingManII · Answer

Girls don't like me well enough to flirt.

Anonymous · Answer

I've never been flirted with.

Jmmmfi4 · Answer

Never happened

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