Hey can wine make you bloated?

[ImmortalHanma]

I just drank 4 er liters of wine

[SueShe]

I don't believe a single word of your question because if you really drank 4 liters of wine, you would be way too intoxicated to even know hot to open the lid of your notebook

4 liters are equivalent to about 135 ounces. Knowing that the average wine has 11.6% alcohol. Thus, you would have drunk the equivalent of about 120 glasses of beer in terms of volume of alcohol consumed for a person of about 200 lbs.

This is not realistic because you would have landed in the ER with a heavy alcohol poisoning and you would certainly not be in a state to write this question.

[ImmortalHanma]

Well I chugged an entire bottle of everclear so this wine was actually slight work the hardest part was drinking 4 liters wine is like juice to me bro I need an entire bottle of wine to do what a few sips of bourbon will

[Anonymous]

4 liters? You would not be in a state to write this question if you had drunk that much!

Are you sure it was 4 liters? Why'd you drink so much?

[ImmortalHanma]

Well wine is very weak the hardest part drinking 4 liters of fluid but I’m a fucking rockstar

[Opinion Owner]

Lmfao, but still. Your friends asked you to do it?

[ImmortalHanma]

No I just like to drink

[Opinion Owner]

Damn, be careful

[ImmortalHanma]

Why no one will care

[Opinion Owner]

That's not true and im serious

[ImmortalHanma]

Hey I’m serious too and as soon as 6am Monday I’m going to get the biggest bottle of whiskey I can I need alcohol I’ll die without it

[Opinion Owner]

Your name is Kevin, right?
Look, Kevin, no, you will become addicted to it, I think you already are

[ImmortalHanma]

No I know when to stop but when I need it I need it I have to have it beer liquor wine whatever I can get my hands on one time I made some at home with hand sanitizer and mouthwash 😂😂😂

[ImmortalHanma]

I mean I’m 23 and can’t get an erection at all anymore but who needs sex when I can be wasted

[ImmortalHanma]

I meant 22

[Opinion Owner]

Omg wtf? No!! You do NOT want to become an alcoholic, trust me. I've seen people who have ruined their lives with alcohol and drugs. There are people who do care about you. Your friends, parents etc

[Opinion Owner]

I think that is called "erectile dysfunction" which can be cured. Pay the doc a visit

[ImmortalHanma]

I don’t have any I grew up in foster care and left at 17

[Opinion Owner]

Oh damn, man. The foster care system sucks big time. What about your friends, you have any?

[ImmortalHanma]

I’m a little drunk rn tbh

[Opinion Owner]

Hear me out, please? Just stop drinking now. Don't drink more.. for now

[ImmortalHanma]

All of my friends are waiting for me at the liquor store

[Opinion Owner]

Do they have your back when you're going through a tough time?

[ImmortalHanma]

You know I had to go to a class for driving drunk and they keep trying to get me to go to like some substance abuse counseling like rehab or something she says stuff like that I really wish you would come here and stop drinking I gotta go to court again next month because she’s really trying to get me in there because I almost killed someone

[ImmortalHanma]

My friend jack and Jose have my back

[Opinion Owner]

You've had a tough life, but do you really want it to make the rest harder?
Why don't you go to rehab? The lady seems nice.. why don't you go for yourself? you'll feel much better

[Opinion Owner]

Well, when do they have your back? When you're going through a tough time? Being the life of party isn't really enjoying life, you know?

[ImmortalHanma]

Alcohol already makes me better it makes me happy I can’t be without it I love it

[Opinion Owner]

Alcohol makes you numb. It makes you numb to the pain that you're feeling deep down. It does not make you happy

[Opinion Owner]

You are addicted to it because it makes you feel carefree. It makes you forget about the pain

[ImmortalHanma]

Hey I didn’t ask to be here I’m just waiting for it to be over

[Opinion Owner]

Don't say that. I know, but your life is precious too. Deep down, I know that you hate how you live now

[ImmortalHanma]

I don’t wanna talk to you anymore

[Opinion Owner]

Sorry, but please try going to rehab? I swear, it'll make you feel much better

[Opinion Owner]

im sorry for being nosy, hope you feel better <3

[Riddler1412]

Is it it red or white wine?
White can make you bloated, and red can give you a killer hangover. Trust me. 😂

[ImmortalHanma]

It was red

[Riddler1412]

Tastes better in my humble opinion. 👍

[ImmortalHanma]

No burgundy it was super dry

[Riddler1412]

Ugh, hate the dry stuff.

[ImmortalHanma]

Is it weird that I don’t really get hungover I mean I woke up the next day and was still kinda drunk and I don’t really remember the previous day but I don’t vomit or have a headache or anything besides the memory loss I feel fine

[Riddler1412]

Yeah. It's possible. I have a friend with a similar "power". 😂 He, once, drank a bottle of Jack Daniels and a half a bottle of some other alcohol. Next day, no hangover, not sick. He was still a bit drunk. So he got more drunk.

[ImmortalHanma]

Been there 😂

[Ninani]

Good luck with that hangover!

[DeeDeeDeVour]

4 liters? You bet it'll bloat you!

[IncognitoBandito]

Enough of anything can do that

[Iron_Man]

Depends if you’re already bloated

[In_Trance]

Guess you'll find out