What do you think of my "7000" calorie dinner guys?

[Anonymous]

Someone *cough* @onemanonly01 has an obsession with my calorie intake apparently. Assuming I'm eating 7000 calories a day. What do we think? Is this 7000 calories?

[ohshee]

So I take it you're trying to gain weight are you sure that's 7000 it doesn't look like it but it could be I guess could be maybe a little bit less then half that well at least it looks healthy anyway looks good

[Asker]

Nah just been harassed by this dude for a few weeks. Calling me fat and saying I'm eating 7000 calories a day. So I called him out 🤷🏻‍♀️

[ohshee]

Does he need glasses you are 1 of the most. Beautiful hottest sexiest nicest girls here AND your body OMG HE NEEDS GLASSES I MEAN i have togo as out of every single girl here I will put you in number one I mean you have it all that guy's a big fool is that or me has a crush on you and you just want to talk to you

[Asker]

He's apologized now. Asked me to delete this but now it's featured oops

[ohshee]

Lol ysh i dont know what he was even thinking
I think he probably just wanted to talk with you he had to because well just because LOL

[Asker]

We had already had a dm conversation before he started this tbh. He just got mad that I had a different opinion 🤷🏻‍♀️

[ohshee]

Well I think I have the same opinion that you do because I don't see any fat or anything that looks like fat on you at all I mean you have a very very nice body was that you in one of your questions where you're wearing those big pants

[IMuser]

Nope, it doesn't look like 7000 calories

(A side note: this made me realise how important food dressing/presentation is. I used to think it's not worth it but now, my opinion has changed a bit 😂😂😂😂)

[Asker]

I present food all day. I'm not doing it at home as well

[IMuser]

Ahhh I see

[petitedollbabee]

No way that’s 7000 calories. Either way, looks really delicious 😍 whoever that guy is that’s trying to control your calorie intake.. he can shove his opinion where the sun doesn’t shine.

[lrina]

there is no way that's 7000 calories. even if it was, you'd be gaining 2 pounds of fat the next day.

[NathanDavis]

no idea about calories, never worried about counting or knowing them... but I know that does looks really good, lol

[Asker]

That meal was probably like 600-800 calories actually

[NathanDavis]

I'm sure you can burn it quite well

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

That looks good, don't let people bring you down
I did it all my life and I just say screw all of them

[Sasha_Gee]

😭 😭 😭 I like it. I dropped my dinner on the floor

[Erica385858]

Oh god. That does not look like enough food. lol why dont you just stick with protein and salad? Solved your problem. YOu will lose weight if you go keto if thats what your goal is

[Asker]

I don't think you got the point. This meal is also keto.

[Subarugirl]

That kid is ridiculous... I can't tell what is on the left side of your plate... that meal looks more like 750 calories max.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

7000 calories! What are you eating the flocking plate as well?

[Asker]

Apparently? Should probably eat the coffee table too to make sure I'm hitting that 7000 eh

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Wonderful, wonderful & I hear some coffee tables are high in fiber.
Your dinner looks good by the way.

[Asker]

Thank you. Yes I do believe particle board is high in fiber. I have no idea how to work out the calories though. 🤣🤣

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Termites would know that answer & I’m sure they eat shit like that all the time.

[Asker]

Fuck you're right! I'm on my way to find some termites to ask them!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

What did the termite say to the chair?

[Drumlin2001]

What is it? I doubt it's 1000 calories, let alone 7000

[Asker]

You would be correct. Just bacon and egg pie (no pastry) and a salad. About 700-800 calories.

[AviatorTom]

That's closer to 700 calories. If you ate 7000 calories a day, you'd be a blimp.

[Wise4myage]

No it doesn't, and I could never consume that many calories in a single day.

[PeterCharlie1991]

Fuck the guy he doesn't know you personally he's probably a fat twat behind his phone cos he is fat

[ninaneedshelp]

So nosey. Looks good though

[TheBigGuy9]

Maybe 300-500 at the most.

[Still-alive]

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[JoyGirl]

Girl, is there seasoning in that spinach? 🥲

[Asker]

It's a salad. It has a balsamic vinaigrette 😌

[JoyGirl]

That’s a salad? 😁

Well, as long as you like it…lol 👌🏾💜

[Asker]

Yes it's called a use whatever is in the fridge side salad. You should try it sometime. Great way to use things up.

[OddBeMe]

Yeah that’s prob not even 1000

[UsernameXLTX]

Is that an appetizer before dinner?

[Asker]

That was dinner ☺️

[MrTaboo]

That looks barely 700 calories.

[Asker]

You would be correct

[MountAverage]

Yeah, that is 7000 calories and I am the pope.

[nawtee_me]

I think I would still be hungry afterwards ;)

[Anonymous]

Is this the diet that gave you Big Boobs?

[Asker]

No that's called genetics

[Staximus]

Where's the meat

[Asker]

In the things on the right (bacon and egg pie without pastry)

[AndrésC64]

Hardly

[ChefPapiChulo]

Dude you’re hot

[Neilbud]

That's a good lunch.

[Smartman5]

Nice menu

[cookiecrusher]

More like 400cal

[Hulk30]

dont know