Who else on this site, minor or not, would avoid alcohol forever if it meant they got infinite free CapriSun?

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For those of you wondering why I would ask a question like this, I mean the alcohol I've smelled isn't exactly aromatic. CapriSun is pretty tasty (in my opinion) when compared to the smells of most alcohol.
Who else on this site, minor or not, would avoid alcohol forever if it meant they got infinite free CapriSun?
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