What would YOU do if the Hamburglar tried to steal your burgers?

[Still-alive]

So you're eating burgers somewhere when a guy wearing a black and white jumpsuit with a tie, wide brimmed hat, gloves and a bandito mask attempts to steal your burgers. what do you do?

[LovingLoverReturned]

If he is tiny I'd just take it back from him and eat it while asking him why is he doing it LOL... If he is big and older, I'll ask him why he is doing what he is... If he has no weapon kick to the nuts maybe.
What would YOU do Mr Still-Alive?

[Still-alive]

Kick to his shins oughtta do it lol

[CrazyGirl2]

Oh sweetie, what world do you live in… I swear at. Least half your questions are hilarious, and then with the other half, I don’t even recognize many of the words!

[Still-alive]

he's an old McD's mascot lol

[CrazyGirl2]

AH, another of those “before my time” questions but at least I do try for you!

[Still-alive]

Im Very appreciatelive dear. Always the thought that counts 😘

[CrazyGirl2]

Awww 🥰

[DonkeyDan]

Kick him in the nuts, no actual he can have my burgers and he can die of heart disease instead of me 🤣

[bigpauly]

I’d let him have them just for going through the effort.

[Sour-rose]

Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh g-

[aided_]

If they're anything like the ones in the picture i wouldn't be eating them anyway
so i guess
enjoy bestie

[Cherry234]

I'd probably punch his face.

[UniquelyBasic]

Smash their face in 👊

[libsaretards]

Bite a finger for every burger

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Runaway carrying my burgers

[beebella]

Knock his tooth out. 😑

[LavLavLuv]

Kick him in the ankles

[zagor]

If it's a McDonald's burger, he can have at it.

[llorando]

Beat the crap out of them.

[TrillXHippy]

Stone Cold stunner his hamburgular ass

[flirtatiousgirl]

Say to hello and knock his face out

[Matcha19]

Prob be like “meh”

[annabananna]

Confused

[sirderpsalot123]

Kick him in the nuts

[HeartFullOfGlue]

Eat him

[Dinosaursandanime65]

I can’t say

[Jelitha]

Knock him out

[BathoryMouse]

Bite off his hands