What is the nearest edible thing to you right now?

[purplepoppy]

Where you are sitting right now what is the nearest thing to you that is edible? It doesn't have to be a food item. It could be a book, the cat or a house plant, anything a human being could eat and safely digest.

[Lliam]

Hmmm. Our cat is sleeping on the chair next to me. He's an orange, 17 lb, Maine coon. We could get a few meals out of that self satisfied little brat. LOL

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Ooohh telling your wife you trying to eat the cat 🤣🤣

[Lliam]

No worries. That cat would probably eat us rather than vice versa. LOL

[lpoots]

an orange an apple

[FunkyMonkee]

Oh! You LIIKE eating pussy!

[SnowedIn]

There's a Kinder chocolate snowman about an inch from my computer mouse which is about six inches from my right hand as I type this response. Three inches from my left hand is a White Russian so I'm well set for the evening.

[PBandJ_Nerd]

Literally just mini chocolates. I'm not eating my mom's puzzle.

[Angel_ica]

Either my pillow or a bag of hazelnuts

[JohnK123]

Why u have just a bag of hazelnuts 🤣

[Angel_ica]

@JohnK123 It is just what was close to me

[JohnK123]

😂 haha… I don't know if I’ve ever heard of anyone eating hazelnuts raw

[Angel_ica]

@JohnK123 It is tasty to just eat nut

[JohnK123]

really?

[Angel_ica]

@JohnK123 Yes can be crumbly sometime but taste good

[JohnK123]

Haha ya

[JohnK123]

They’re good in pancakes and chocolate etc

[MCheetah]

I keep Snickers in my desk if I get hungry between classes. Full size, actual Snickers, too. Not that Fun Sized crap. Sorry, but I'm not eating the students leftover erasers.

[Chazmatazz269]

Don’t know for sure what that is or even whose it is. Looks like a kind of peanut brittle.

[NathanDavis]

well... that would be my own blood, literally could just lick it if I press my tongue deep enough into my teeth... lol

[NathanDavis]

not edible to just anyone, though...

[DizzyDesii]

Normally i find our little vampiric moments hot but this one is just concerning 😂

[NathanDavis]

@DizzyDesii lmao... technically, it is safe

[DizzyDesii]

I dont think so. But i oddly find it hot 🙈

[NathanDavis]

@DizzyDesii it might be...

[MrOracle]

There's a bag of beef jerky on my desk, and also some Rolos (chocolate covered caramel). Oh, there's also a jar of peanuts. They're all within easy reach, so I suppose they should all be listed.

[WhiteSteve]

Actually…. edibles😵‍💫😂

[matchrestore]

Considering I just stopped at a convince store there's quite the selection of junk food. Closest is the jerky display.

[FunkyMonkee]

My nuts. Would you like to eat my nuts? They're good & salty! I've got at least 4 cans of cashews here!

[RavVid]

Red wine. It is now after midday. Well daylight saving mid day. Close enough.

[exitseven]

There is a bowl of dark chocolate M&Ms on my kitchen counter.

[Physics-Man]

A bottle of Habanero Hot Sauce. I'm talking about the sauce it contains, and not the bottle itself, of course.

[Pete671]

My semen, it's still in me bollocks right now though so not very nice to have it as I'm using a computer in the library,,,

[OfDeath]

There are some sandwich crumbs on my shorts. I just ate one. Smoked salmon, cream cheese, sprouts and tomato. It was delicious.

[Redstang88]

Pack of timbits on the coffee table in front of me

[Walrus_au]

It was my daughter, till our cat smooched my leg. Going PNG highlands or chinese here!

[MrGSpotHer]

Well I'm actually eating some Christmas cake and got some crab sticks for afters.

[Reece12345]

Nerds candy. Fitting! haha

[AviatorTom]

A bag of potato chips (crisps for Poppy).

[goaded]

A bowl of salt.

[douride2]

A banana on the downstairs counter.

[DarkCarousel]

Ice water. And a hardened gingerbread Wayne Manor.

[Smoothing]

Toasted bread and black tea

[Ninania]

I've a paper bag with pastries next to me.

[JohnK123]

Lmao best one

[CubaPirate]

Lindores chocolates

[Fireguy17]

my piece of pecan pie for my desert.

[Andres77]

fingernails...

[HippieVeganJewslim]

Apple or oranges.

[LavLavLuv]

Cheese wafer 😀

[Iron_Man]

It’s in the refrigerator in the kitchen

[BJP21]

Chipotle napkin.

[Preeti161101]

I have near a box it contains walnuts and almonds

[Jerre]

My gorgeous friends with benefits

[jimmy2]

Drugs a lot of them 😂

[The_Shadow_Dweller]

KitKat.

[Twalli]

Jelly beans

[fonduegirl]

My mom

[snackthatsmilesback]

Chapstick?

[annabananna]

My husband

[es20490446e]

My mustache.

[Nerdvana]

My Aunt

[KrakenAttackin]

My cat!

[Charliefretz329]

Black eyed peas

[Keishio]

Toothpaste...

[driven159]

M&M peanut candies

[DrawingBlanks]

Cat.

[Anonymous]

Your ass :D