What would you order from the Café Of Death?

[OfDeath]

Soup of the day

Corned beef sandwich

Ham and cheese croissant

Sausage roll or meat pie

Battered sav or chiko roll

Sweet and sour fish or king prawn pad thai

Just a coffee

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+1 y

Lol no customers ar the Café Of Death.

[purplepoppy]

Pies are always hit and miss but their a good indication of the quality of the café. So I'll go for them.

[OfDeath]

Coming right up *opens microwave* lol just kidding

[letuswaltzforthedead]

I'll take 5 meat pies and a coffee. Can I have a straw with coffee too?

[OfDeath]

Yes of course

[SnowedIn]

Love a ham and cheese croissant AND a coffee, please.

[OfDeath]

Consider it done

[SnowedIn]

I hope you have souvenir matchbooks! :)

[Likes2drive]

No death by chocolate? I guess just a coffee

[OfDeath]

I don't know what it is lol

[Likes2drive]

It’s a chocolate cake at TGIF chain restaurant in the USA, it’s all chocolate

[OfDeath]

The whole thing is just chocolate? So it's just a huge block of chocolate with icing on top?

[Likes2drive]

Three different types of chocolate in a layered cake

[OfDeath]

It sounds very rich. I probably wouldn't like it. I lean more towards a savoury preference although I do like some sweet things. Normal chocolate cake I can do, but I prefer a more toned down lemon or vanilla cake or something like that

[Likes2drive]

Oh, OK I just happen to like chocolate quite a bit

[PBandJ_Nerd]

I'll probably go with ham & cheese croissant. I've got heartburn so maybe something I could eat, just slowly.

[FreyaRed]

Call it better Red Inn, where customers end up as dishes for new customers

[OfDeath]

That's fucked up

[douride2]

Just a coffee today please.

[OfDeath]

What kind of coffee?

[douride2]

BLACK.

[LavLavLuv]

Ham and cheese sandwich

[OfDeath]

Not on the menu, but it's doable. We have all the ingredients I guess. Any beverages?

[LavLavLuv]

Oh i meant croissant 😭
Carrot juice pls lol

[OfDeath]

Lol extra points for carrot juice.

[Anonymous]

All of the above, lol.

[OfDeath]

Brave enough to attempt an eat the hoard challenge! I like it.

[OfDeath]

Board.

[whereismyjohnny]

Just a coffee, please 😆

[OfDeath]

Have here or take away?

[whereismyjohnny]

Take away.

[OfDeath]

Ok your number is 2. We'll call it out when it's ready.

[OfDeath]

Number 2