Do you like club sandwiches?

[SnowedIn]

And if you do, what's your favorite kind of bread for it?

[Nikki1989]

I order the club sandwich all the time and I'm not even a member, man.
I don't know how I get away with it!
I like my sandwiches with 3 pieces of bread, so do I.
Well, let's form a club then.
OK, but we need some more stipulations. Yes, we do.
Instead of cutting the sandwich once, let's cut it again.
Yes, four triangles. We will position them into a circle
And in the middle, we will dump chips, or potato salad.
OK, let me ask you a question.
How do you feel about frilly toothpicks? I'm for 'em!
Well, this club is formed, spread the word on menus nationwide.
I'll have my sandwich with alfalfa sprouts.
Well you're not in the fucking club!

- Mitch Hedberg

[SnowedIn]

LOVE this! Thank you for the smile!

[Adventurer23]

Just go to the 4:06 mark. 😉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHYRjco2aTc

[rachel776]

i was watching this old movie Diner and this one fat guy ate like 10 club sandwiches so i'm having one today. one not 10

[SnowedIn]

I appreciate the clarity on 1 not 10! 😂

[matchrestore]

I don't get them often, but when I do, I appreciate them. I prefer regular toasted bread for them.

[SnowedIn]

Yep; toasted white bread that's where it's at.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Those looks scrumptious. Add a Capri Sun and maybe even a GURT. So Giga Chad *wipes tear*

[SnowedIn]

The Capri sun and the Gurt are good adds.

"Giga Chad" lmao

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Yes sir indeed sir

[DizzyDesii]

Yea but i only eat meat and cheese. No other toppings and definitely no condiments otherwise i’d wanna puke. I prefer brioche bread or texas toast

[DizzyDesii]

Specifically honey ham and American cheese

[SnowedIn]

Looks yummy. Interesting no veggies or condiments.

[DizzyDesii]

In very plane when it comes to my food. I dont like different toppings, seasonings etc. Just meat/bread/cheese even if it was a burger.

[DizzyDesii]

The smell of lettuce/pickles/onions makes me wanna puke. The crunch/taste of lettuce/tomatoes/pickles/onions make me wanna puke. I only like mustard on foods topped with chili. Mayo will make me barf from the look alone

[SnowedIn]

Truly fascinating.

[MuskratLove]

Snowman, I worked with a guy that was as funny as you and the Monke. He liked to be called "Pizza." It was his handle. He was... portly? And maybe more than that? I don't want to sound mean, but his shirts were 4XL.

Everyone loved him, because of the cut of his jib and his awesome sense of humor. Whenever anyone brought up any type of food, Pizza would say: "Stop it! You're making me hot!" lol

So in response to your question, stop it, you're making me hot! lol And I reported you for your potty mouth. And I'm sure that the 30-35 anon bitch did the same.

[MuskratLove]

Oh, crap. I guess toasted sourdough.

[SnowedIn]

I sure hope she did. Sigh. Thanks Muskrat. I promise to never use gerbil or muskrat in my club sandwiches.

[MuskratLove]

Thank you.

[Apulu_Imback]

As a bread lover, any bread works for me for club sandwiches. But here we don't have so many varieties of meat like Turkey, bacon and stuff. My mom either makes such sandwiches with Chicken, cabbage, tomatoes, cheese sauce, mustard sauce and ketchup or makes the veg version by switching Chicken with Cottage cheese.

[SnowedIn]

All of those, frankly, sound delicious. I'm intrigued by your mother's veg version using cottage cheese. Likewise the cabbage sounds like a nice change from lettuce.

[Apulu_Imback]

Cottage cheese is quite common in my side. They even have cottage cheese burgers and pizzas over here in McDonalds and Dominos!

[SnowedIn]

I'd be tentative trying it but sounds so cool!

[Apulu_Imback]

I know right, it's literally my favourite.

[VIVANT]

I love them but not with meat. For a club I think white bread bc it goes so well toasted lettuce etc I normally have whole grain but for a club it’s different.

[Still-alive]

no meat? pfft hippie.

jk :P

[VIVANT]

@Still-alive naaas I’ve just never eaten meat. I can’t eat it now it makes me sick. Tho I am against animal cruelty I didn’t think eating meat is essentially the same thing there are humane ways of treating animals, even if your at them at some point.

[SnowedIn]

Fascinating and cool: a meatless club sandwich! That's awesome. And agree with you that the club really kind of demand the white bread.

[VIVANT]

Lol I can taste it now

[SnowedIn]

Do you put in a substitute for meat? Or just veggies? Do you get cheese?

[VIVANT]

There’s soy based deli meats or vegan cheese or tofu or just veggies I’m flexible lol 😛

[SnowedIn]

That's really cool! :)

[VIVANT]

I’m happy to love vegetables.. They are soooo good w/ toasted bread. That was my favorite food as soon as I began liking veggies. When I was little I hated veggies and my diet was atrocious lol basically bread and peanut butter.

[SnowedIn]

That would be my daughter lol.

[Still-alive]

what are your favorite veggies?

[VIVANT]

@Still-alive

All kinds of lettuce
Spinach
Parsnips
Squash
Water cress
Baby peas
Snap peas
Rainbow carrots
Tomatoes & Avocado (I know technically not a vegetable but…)
Sprouts I loveeeeeee spouts rod alfalfas and mung bean
Olives (a fruit I guess?)
Beats
Cauliflower
Water chestnuts
Radish
Red & yellow peppers
Portobello mushrooms
Purple cabbage

I mean I think I just hit the entire produce 😂

[Still-alive]

lets see
lettuce is good
spinach yes
tomatoes and avocados heck yes
olives yes
mushrooms yes
cabbage yes.

i also love artichoke and corn too

[VIVANT]

@Still-alive ohhhh I forgot I love artichokes so good and asparagus

[SnowedIn]

I am now getting hungry.

[VIVANT]

Haha

Ohhhh you have a sandwich griller? Just put the Bread on the veggies in & whatever specie and two Kanye’s a sizzling Neal it’s amazing I basically just eat sandwiches every day now 😂 I took a break for a few Wyatt’s but that griller got me back on track

Current favorite is thick rye or brioche bread w/ Avocado tomato spinach tofu belle pepper vegan cheese habanero sauce basil. 😋

Prep cook time 3 minutes, Easy clean up no mess 👍🏼

[PBandJ_Nerd]

Yeah. Whole wheat is what Ilike if it's an option. I love the turkey club sandwiches but with fries, tots, or potato wedges instead of chips.

[SnowedIn]

Agree with you 100% about fries (or tots) accompanying. Whole wheat is an interesting choice. Not my favorite but definitely legit. :)

[PBandJ_Nerd]

I don't like regular potato chips. Unless it's ruffles brand.

[SnowedIn]

Ruffles are good.

[PBandJ_Nerd]

I love ruffles, they're better than lays. Lays are way too greasy and oily, unless they're the baked ones then they're good.

[SnowedIn]

Cape Cod are really good!

[Lucy68]

I actually do, whenever I go to restaurants like Applebee's for example I'll sometimes order one. Mostly for lunch, with a side salad and fries

[SnowedIn]

You had me at "fries"! Great choice! :)

[Lucy68]

Thank you. If still peckish I might order the brownie a la mode

[SnowedIn]

Oooooooo. Fabulous choice.

[Lucy68]

What can I love to eat

[SnowedIn]

😎😎😎

[Lucy68]

Say*, sorry I'm hungry thinking about it 😅

[sheenagwapa]

depends on the meat inside... there's a 🥖 with some meat and veges inside beunh sold in my place and when i taste it the meat is like flavorinh that's how little the meat it's like flavorinh

[SnowedIn]

That sounds delicious!

[Amy10223]

I do, usually on white bread. I don't normally order that in a diner, but my oldest does and has the tuna. They're tricky to eat.

[SnowedIn]

Tuna? That's fascinating and I don't think I've heard that before. Very cool. And, yes, they are often difficult to eat.

[Amy10223]

Tuna club sandwiches are very common in NJ, I've not seen them in Ohio. It's more common to see deli meats, like hand and cheese. But the tuna (salad) ones are pretty good.

[SnowedIn]

I may try one soon! :)

[ilikesnow]

yess i love club sandwiches, and I don't know what bread it is but i'm pretty sure it's similar to the one in your picture

[SnowedIn]

Yes! You're one of the few to use the word "love" in your reply! 🙂 Bread is probably white? Anyway, they're great!

[Lliam]

They're okay. I prefer other things, though.
I used to like Monte Cristo sandwiches a lot, but nobody has them anymore.

[SnowedIn]

You, sir, are a gentleman! Yes... a good Monte Cristo is FANTASTIC and very hard to find.

[Adventurer23]

Yeah, but I don't have a membership to get one. ☹️ But seriously, either calabrese or just a good whole wheat.

[SnowedIn]

Ooooooo interesting choices. Good ones. Off of my beaten path. :) Thankfully, we don't need a membership to get a good club!

[Adventurer23]

Why wasn't I notified of this? 😳

[SnowedIn]

Must have used a lowercase 'a' in your username when I sent that memo!

[Adventurer23]

That other adventurer23 guy is a dick. 😋 Good to know about the club sandwiches though! Thanks!

[Fireguy17]

they are good, just no tomato on it.
Whole grain/whole wheat bread, rye

[SnowedIn]

Fascinating construct with those bread choices and the no tomato. Mrs. Snow would salute you; she doesn't like tomato either.

[Fireguy17]

I can be a bit allergic to raw tomatoes, but not cooked as in sauce, ketchup etc.

[SnowedIn]

That's cool. No pasta sauce is sad!

[Fireguy17]

yeppers, no reason to get out of bed in the morning!

[TrueConfection]

Yum! I think sourdough would be my choice bread for clubs.

[SnowedIn]

Ooooooooo sourdough. Hadn't thought about that for a club. 🤔 Sounds good actually.

Do you make your own? Have a starter?

[TrueConfection]

No. I'm good at Irish soda bread and pizza dough. I can't seem to master any other breads.

[SnowedIn]

Bread isn't easy although many years ago I used to make an awesome french bread.

[AimeeKyle]

I do like them. It used to be one of my gotos…. but now, not so much. If I order it now I will usually remove the center piece of bread.

[SnowedIn]

Interesting... center bread comes out? Unique!

[AimeeKyle]

Yes. I order it as is and then remove the center bread myself.

[LavLavLuv]

Toasted white bread. No tomato🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️

[SnowedIn]

Interesting about no tomato. I'm seeing that a lot. And yay on the toasted white bread.

[LavLavLuv]

I don’t like tomato so.. 😬🙅‍♀️

[SnowedIn]

Totally legit! 🙂 No judgement. Now, what about pasta sauce?

[LavLavLuv]

In pasta sauce, no problem🙂 Just not in my sandwich🥪/burger🍔/salad🥗

[SnowedIn]

Okay good! That was going to be limiting during our round the world trips!

[nawtee_me]

I love a club sandwich, but I do have to remove the toothpicks...

[SnowedIn]

The toothpicks can be a bitch

[Guardian45]

I LOVE toasted club sandwiches, but go easy on the pheasant, Chipotle mayo and gorgonzolo!

[SnowedIn]

Whoa! All stop. Pheasant? For real? Have you had a club sandwich with pheasant?

[Guardian45]

No, but I'll try it!🤪

[Daniela1982]

No, that is a sandwich for rich cannibals - Peasant, not Pheasant.

[Rebel-Angel]

yes and white/italian

[SnowedIn]

Totally AGREE! :) Toasted white bread is where it's at. Well said!

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

I like mine on Wheat Bread

[SnowedIn]

Wheat is a legit choice. Not my favorite but a good choice. :)

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

@snowedin Thanks 👍

[Summeroflove]

Yeah I do. McAlisters has really good ones

[SnowedIn]

Now I need to go there!

[Summeroflove]

Yeah I ain’t been in a while I do too lol

[Summeroflove]

Great sweet tea too

[SnowedIn]

Perfect finish to the meal.

[Summeroflove]

Yes it is

[Msputiton]

Sure. And white

[SnowedIn]

PERFECT! 🙂

[Msputiton]

Yes i am🥴🤫

[exitseven]

yes, just hold the mayo.

[SnowedIn]

Interesting. No mayo for yours, sir.

[Iron_Man]

I love them they are awesome

[SnowedIn]

Well said; good man!

[Iron_Man]

Thanks, they’re my favorite sandwiches. I like them with a good high quality potato salad

[SnowedIn]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. My kids hate potato salad so it's nice to find someone who does. Amish, with mustard?

[Iron_Man]

Yes, very well cool

[Dnice1]

I think they are good

[SnowedIn]

They are very good you are right!

[asianfreak]

Yes. With toasted French bread

[SnowedIn]

Ooooooo the toasted french bread sounds delicious!

[TheMiraclee]

I can eat anything after I'm hungry 🤤

[SnowedIn]

Lol that's a good thing! 😂

[TheMiraclee]

Yess

[SnowedIn]

🙂🙂

[LovingJo]

Yes 😋

[SnowedIn]

Well said!

[Texas_guy]

They are great

[SnowedIn]

Agree! 🙂