Do you identify as a blueberry or raspberry muffin?

[purplepoppy]

Muffins are great aren't they? So look let's play the muffin game. Which muffin do you identify with and why?

Blueberry muffin

Raspberry muffin

Mixed muffin

I'm confused. Can I have a balloon

Updates

+1 y

Sorry forgot to say it's the "mixed berry gender fluid muffins" game as taught in schools. But it's nice to see you all getting in touch with your real genders.

[OlderAndWiser]

I identify as an American Bald Eagle and my preferred pronoun is His Excellency.

[NicoleRoses]

Blueberry all the way! They are small like me (I'm a short girl), and they are very sweet like me! 🌺

[douride2]

I like fresh raspberries but not cooked in a muffin. In the end could I just take a balloon instead?

[D_Bone_Steak]

I identify as a black lesbian muffin... Gonna change my name to "Dindu Nuffin"

[lightbulb27]

😹👆🏼

[Lliam]

I much prefer blueberry over raspberry muffins. My wife buys two dozen at Costco every month or so when she takes a trip there. I keep them in the freezer and have one for breakfast with my coffee on a regular basis.

[lightbulb27]

I'll identify as a bear, eat the blueberries and throw the muffin out.

[lightbulb27]

didn't see that coming..
www.lbc.co.uk/.../
high schoolers be confused, let alone 7 year olds...

[bean2k21]

I like salty muffins.

[SnowedIn]

Blueberry Muffin.

What a fabulous question.

[Tiffanytrans]

I keep asking my food its pronouns because i dont want to assume its gender. It never says anything back. I think my food is ignoring me.

[comekitty]

Oh, yes!

It's blueberry, hands down - every time, please! 🙂

[SaoirseS]

I’ll take the raspberry.

[PBandJ_Nerd]

I'll do blueberry muffin for this one.

[MrCommodore]

Stud muffin is missing from the list

[saffoler]

Blueberry. They're the best.

[Bricealan]

Blueberry, hands down.

[Guy13]

Cheese Toast. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Pinay_ako]

I’m a fruit explosion kind of muffin

[exitseven]

I love blueberry muffins so I go with that.

[LavLavLuv]

Blueberry muffin 🫐 cuz i’m juicy

[LiamJHayden]

Where's my balloon?

[Anonymous]

I'm confused. Can I have a ballon? XD

[LemiaOfThunder]

raspberry

[NostalgiaSenpi]

Slimy pickle

[InvisibleHovercraft]

Blueberry.