They come in all shapes and size, and there's hard and soft ones, veined and smooth. Like most girls I enjoy that creamy salty finish.
But I know people can be divided on veiny cheese. I like a good stilton with veins of mold running through but I'll pass on stuff like sage derby which is like a block of wax a five year old has scribbled on.
According to science, just about any cheese can be transformed into a block of wax which a 5 year old has scribbled on.
The acoustic soundwave therapy upregulates the expression of vascular endothelial growth factor and promotes angiogenesis.
Which means you should be able to zap the cheese and it'll grow more vascular.
I like to tell people that an electromagnetic powered unit should cost you under 200usd from aliexpress.
But most importantly make sure that the cheese has headphones on, as you can stress it out with the noise of the machine and the pain without numbing cream, which is likely to create a nocebo effect and only hurt the cheese. To ensure that it receives a placebo effect and benefits, consider playing hypnotic guided affirmation meditations to reprogram the cheese's subconscious mind:
Yes, but cheese is so tasty and sensitive like an orgasm. Cheese eating experiences can be governed by a variety of factors, not just soundwave therapy, but including other biological and psychological influences. It is even possible to transcend traditional understandings of eating cheese by engaging in activities that exist outside of the normal boundaries of time-space. For example, projecting your enjoyment of cheese into the cosmic domain of the Cheesemosphere has the potential to provide a unique, non-discriminatory experience where no matter how many veins it has, it can provide a form of pleasure that is accessible and unrestricted by external forces.
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Here in the states I only see it served with crackers, it always reminds me of rocks which have veins of bacteria growing in them and the rocks crumble in the same way along the veiny faults.
