www.mirror.co.uk/.../meatballs-extinct-mammoth-created-lab-29567148
Thoughts?
I would prefer lizard balls.
Life was always grandly splendid
For our beloved Queen Elizabeth
But her joy was done so quietly ended
When her testicles were stolen and cooked in a dish
In a strange reptilian restaurant
Where not many have ever tread
Her poor gonads lost and lament
As the diners raised their forks and fed
The chef profited off of this obscure dish
As the audience salivated with glee
But we must remember this culinary wish
Came at a cost to Britain's Sovereign Queen.
My good friend @pravitelinahuivalite is the renowned expert on the subject of massive balls. But I can tell you I'm impressed by this company's dedication to making meat less cruel to animals. Just think of all the low-life farmers who breed animals for the sole purpose of killing them, or parading them on social media and calling them lesbians, it's pointless cruelty. Not to mention, the code of conduct clearly state that every slave of bean2k21 should carefully monitor what goes into their body. You are what you eat, so one should focus on consuming things that are sweet and yielding.
Do you think they use quantum electrodes that signal the frequencies of the same binaural beat big ball affirmations into the meat? Is that how they grow them?
Just don't vibrate them in the sequence of A, C, D, C or else they will develop into a mighty monster who will grow the big balls in the place of tusks, kinda like Angela grows his on the face
https://youtu.be/8njf_JWw4Xw
@PraviteliNahuiValite Noted. I wonder how chicken π feces would respond to slave affirmations? π€ https://youtu.be/xpxPNuaUUPM
Thanks for the MHO π
Sounds like great publicity
I hardly belive they really made anything mammoth but hey, no one be able to say it dose not taste like the real thing
My guess when they get to real taste it be like norwmal meat just not as good (becouse they will try to make what pepole like)
And na, I am good with what I got till they grow something that really taste good, I try a few things and so far the taste was never there yet
Iβm willing to try something at least once before I knock it completely.
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I guess they eat bulls, goats and sheep's balls, so I guess it would be just like any ungulates balls. But I get the creeps to eat any organs, kidneys, brain, tits, etc. So I think I'll take a pass on that one. But I guess the thought of biting balls makes me cringe at the thought much more , it's kind of closer to my heart , or u know what...
So just balls made of meat and not actual mammoth testicles, right? I'm not gonna find a mammoth pube in there?👀
I guess, if they taste like regular meatballs, why not. That is a pretty big meatball in the picture for a single serving, so they would have to make mini-mammoth balls (which is kind of an oxymoron in the name but accurate nonetheless).
I've said it before and I'd say it again, if they pay me, I'll eat that shit, since everyone is so scared to try it, im sure it's healthier than most crap sold in America
That just sounds all kinds of disturbing. Scientists need to leave our food alone. No wonder so many people have diabetes and cancer like they do. It's all this genetically modified food! Smh.
Well broken up as a Kebab , with lettuce , cheese , and tomato , you'd have to just taste test , not knowing what it was.
@purplepoppy where do you even find this shit? Do you just scroll the internet for anything you can find?
I saw that story.
I wouldn't eat anything that was grown in a lab.
Iβm intrigued, but wary about lab grown meat.
Itβs just ball shaped, right? lol
I might if there was a reward.
Am I allowed to drown it with sauces? Cause if yes then I probably would.
If we start eating Mammoth balls, how will they reproduce
I'll wait for the mammoth boobs.
I definitely wouldn't.
Nope sounds unnatural.
I'd rather eat a vegan...
I'll pass... for now... thank you.
... they should send me one. I'll try it
That must have been some mammoth.
"Jurassic pork" LOL
Gotta try everything once!
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