What do you go to first at the Asian Buffet?

[ShesRad80]

No you cannot pick the woman, lol

The Drinks

The Seafood

The Chicken

The Fried Foods

The Noodles/Soups

The Desserts

Other (what?) No, you still cannot pick the woman, lol

[Static_In_The_Attic]

As for me I usually attack the crab legs & I plan my attack the second I walk in the door. I select just the right table with a view of the kitchen & close to the buffet but not too close just in case someone standing in line farts. The second I hear the kitchen door open I’m running for the crab legs. I attack the delicious desserts as well.

[ShesRad80]

i went with people yesturday- i was the only one who went for the soda first, lol

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I remember a date I once went on about ten years ago & I took her on an adventure. I took her on a treetop climbing & zip line adventure & after that I we walked the waterfalls for s few hours. It was a wonderful date & after walking the waterfalls we both got a little hungry. As we were driving we saw signs for a buffet & she said how about going to that buffet. I said absolutely, I’m hungry.

As we walked in you had to pay up at the counter first & I handed the cashier my credit card & paid for both of us & the buffet was $24.00 a person & in the back of my mind I said I hope it’s well worth it. Long story short we both go up to the buffet & we go our separate ways to the different food counters. As for me I piled everything on my plates & as I get back to the table I look down & my date only has a fucking salad. WTF?

[ShesRad80]

salad? thats it? i hit the soda first because im a heavy drinker, but i got veggie spring rolls and friend cheese wontons and vegetables, then i got two whip cream shooters for dessert, i can't hold a lot of food down but it was amazing, plus my company thought the Asian girls all coming over to hit on me was hilarious

[Static_In_The_Attic]

As for me I went back for seconds & thirds & my date just had one plate of rabbit food (The fucking salad) as I call it & a glass of water. Secretly I was stewing inside & still to this day I still tell people the buffet story. What the flock are friend cheese wontons? Hahaha.

[ShesRad80]

amazing, cream cheese like a half teaspoon then wrapped in wonton noodle and deep fried

[Static_In_The_Attic]

That sounds yummy & as for the Asian girls hitting on you, I don’t blame them.

[ShesRad80]

lol the waitresses, were funny, im like a character and they liked it

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Another time my friend & I went to a Chinese restaurant & after we ate & paid the bill the waitress gave us fortune cookies. My fortune sucked, it was terrible & I called the waitress back & asked her for another fortune cookie. She started laughing as she read my misfortune. Good news is she game me four more cookies & yes the fortunes were better.

[ShesRad80]

ahahahahahaha

[ShesRad80]

i forgot to get a fortune cookie, my bad yesturday

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Where I live now I noticed a lot of places don’t give you fortune cookie’s unless you ask for them. You should go back & say where the fuck is my fortune cookie. I bet the waitresses will come running over, hitting on you again for being a character they remember.

[ShesRad80]

they had a plate of them -i just forgot, to grab one

[ShesRad80]

not the waitresses lol!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

The waiters?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

As I read your story I had to reread it because my brain made the connection that the waitresses were hitting on you. Above you wrote the following. plus my company thought the Asian girls all coming over to hit on me was hilarious & you also wrote lol the waitresses, were funny, im like a character and they liked it.

[ShesRad80]

yeah

[MementoMori777]

chicken and noodles, making me hungry at 5am, not very nice of you, you know dat right

[ShesRad80]

ahahhahaha

[DizzyDesii]

Not big on that style food. Some of the chicken is okay but as a kid, i just ate the bourbon chicken, sesame chicken and fruit. I went to mcdonalds after

[PurpleiPad]

The กุ้ง Kûng

[ChiTown33]

General Tso's chicken👍

Actually I probably go to wherever it looks like the buffet starts.

Holy cow! That last picture though. I don't think I'd want to eat at a buffet that had patrons with that little composure though.😂

[ShesRad80]

ahahahaha

[Iron_Man]

Usually the egg rolls and chicken wonton soup the appetizers first but I don’t find that food very high-quality at all. It’s really a cheap budget and I’ve been to a couple of them before not a fan of it. All you can eat is not high quality food and some are left over from the other days. I could tell because it came out frozen. The Egg rolls. and I just got there when the restaurant opened.

[Lliam]

I start out light with soup and appetizers like wontons, pot stickers and egg rolls. Then move on to seafood. Then the more savory chicken and pork dishes with some chow mein and pork fried rice on the side.

[PointTaken]

First, I likebyou put a pic from Spirited Away.

I go for the sea food or mostly sushi. Almost full plate of that. Then the chicken and noodles.

[shortster]

Broccoli beef, sweat and sour chicken, sweat and sour pork, BBQ chicken kabobs, fried rice, egg roll, and Chinese donuts. Every plate, every time; unless I get a bowl, then it is egg drop soup.

[tfan1]

Moo goo gai pan if they have it and I love chicken Cantonese if it’s made right 👍🙂

[Andres77]

I stopped all buffets.

but when I did, mushroom and beef

[Sparkie460]

Since the women were taken off of the menu i always go for the chicken first then the seafood.

[Hardworkingguy]

I have never been to an Asian buffet I didn't even know they existed

[EaterPeter]

O o I wanted to say thigh 😉

[ShesRad80]

ahahahhahahahah

[Nikki1989]

General Tso's chicken.

[Spongebobssocks]

the seafood.. sushi!😌👌

[SnowedIn]

First? The noodles and soups.

[AviatorTom]

I check out the dim sum.

[bowenw]

Usually fried, dumplings, and chicken.

[LavLavLuv]

Seafood and chicken

[Reorx]

Stuffed mushrooms always first:)

[barn_stormer]

shrimp and seafood sauce

[SpaceGalaxy]

Definitely the women lol

[ThebestIndian]

Indian food

[ShesRad80]

dont forget click other

[Bigjake1995]

Why not the women lol? 😂

[Alex8736]

The prime rib