Egg and sausage. Which way round?

[purplepoppy]

Simple questions. We all love a big sausage and there's nothing better than poking your eggs with one. But what is the best eggy sausage order?

Sausage IN egg

Egg IN sausage

Egg ON sausage

Sausage ON egg

Side by side

Egg that identifies as sausage

Hide the sausage

[BoobSlayer]

His preference for coconuts over fried eggs is the perfect example of how Boobslayer's love for boobs transcends the traditional. Boobslayer imagines coconuts as melons, boobies, and tits, while the fried eggs are merely fried eggs.

With coconuts, Boobslayer can indulge in his love of milkers, chesticles, honkers, bazoombas, fiery biscuits, cantaloupes, boom booms, and jugs. The imagery that comes to mind when he looks at a coconut is far greater than that of a fried egg.

With coconuts, Boobslayer can let his imagination run wild and envision a world full of womanly curves and bouncy bosoms.

He can envision coconuts filled with cream, giving a milky taste that makes them so popular among those who enjoy this kind of thing.

He can then dip the sausage in them and let it get smothered in sweet delight.

Boobslayer might also picture coconuts as a makeshift bra, with their luscious curves allowing him to imagine his below-average penis in a heavenly embrace full of softness and warmth.

By hiding his sausage in coconuts instead of eggs, he proves that his love knows no limits.

[Purrolator]

Does BoobSlayer utilize coom jars in the kitchen?

[BoobSlayer]

@Purrolator Great question. The coom jar represents the projection of one's orgasm into the cosmic domain of our Lord and Savior bean2k21. His slaves such as @valentina4eva and @reds-noro might collect excretions in a coom jar, but this act is only a representation of the most important aspect of the sacred orgasm, which is to channel it into the afterlife so that we can experience the great eternal orgasm together. As the bastard child and reincarnation of He Who Was Born of the Deer/Man, I do not need a coom jar, as I and the Master are one. I hope that helps.

[OddBeMe]

Nothing should be touching. Never touching on the plate. Never!

[purplepoppy]

Bet your ex army, they freak out at food that touches

[OddBeMe]

God no. I would be chewed up in the army.

[OddBeMe]

Just ocd. Is that a ptsd thing with them?

[purplepoppy]

Not sure I just know it's common from girls who've dated ex service

[mandyfire98]

I'm gonna say hide the sausage but it has to be a big sausage and it has to really beat the eggs good.

[BoobSlayer]

What about below-average sausage smothered in coconuts?

[mandyfire98]

Never

[Kelly6]

I like first and last , will eat both quickly lol

[Kelly6]

thanks for mho

[Lliam]

I like to energetically hide the sausage and stir those eggs hard.

[exitseven]

I prefer side by side. Push the sausage around in the egg yoke. Include a couple of pieces of toast

[DannyUk2017]

Everyone talks about the way they like it, but not about The First Picture...🤣🤣🤣

[AviatorTom]

I go side by side but sausage in egg has a certain interesting attraction, doesn't it?

[Pudsmucker]

I like my eggs alongside my sausage. I do not like to conceal my sausage and eggs.

[sureitis]

This is amazingly awesome! I would say who cares so long as they're together right?

[MementoMori777]

I miss your dumb questions poppy 😂

[SnowedIn]

Side by side, on sausage in the egg omelette...

[JackCarter]

The first one though... LOL

[electromagnetic]

I like the sausage inside my eggs.

[gothbxtch]

i don’t like sausage

[SnowedIn]

On the one hand more for me on the other hand record screech what? Sausage is... No judgement... more for me. 🙂

[gothbxtch]

@SnowedIn haha

[DJB72]

Can't beat a good scotch egg

[douride2]

Side by side is my reference.

[Nikki1989]

I don't like sausage.

[DarkLegacy]

OMG all that tasty food

[Sparkie460]

I prefer mine side by side with coffee and toast

[PeteA380]

S into E, lol?

[Anonymous]

One that doesn’t look immature…

[Wise4myage]

Side by side.

[LavLavLuv]

Side by side