Would You Change Your FIRST NAME To Subway For Free Sandwiches For Life?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Absofuckinglutely!

Oh HELL No!

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There was an episode of Community where the characters met someone named Subway. His whole identity was made up of subway-isms and his love for the sandwhich. He have given up his former life to become Subway and was beginning to risk losing it all when he develops feelings for one of the main characters. Funny episode.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

https://youtu.be/y1CuLm_CcNM looked it up & never saw the show however found the episode clip.

[Lyndsielee666]

My friend used to be the manager of a subway and he told me some shit about how they don’t properly store their meat. Hard pass on subway sandwiches ever

[Kingofkings1992]

Jersey Mikes all day

[Lyndsielee666]

@Kingofkings1992 I fucks with jersey mikes and firehouse 😭

[Kingofkings1992]

Yes. Firehouse has the best hot subs. Jersey mikes is the best cold

[Static_In_The_Attic]

It’s a hard pass on Subway for me as well & years back I forgot my lunch at home & I was hungry so I drove up the block from work & stopped at Subway. Long story short I walked in & walked out without a sandwich. Flys buzzing around the meat & the place wasn’t clean. Oh hell no!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

@Kingofkings1992 Firehouse has come a long way & I’m impressed & as for Jersey Mikes make sure you use a rewards card if you go there a lot so you can use your points for a free sub.

[Wonderingguyy]

Nooo my name is the one thing I love about myself 😂 I wouldn’t trade it for all the sandwiches in the world

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Would you trade it for pizza?

[Wonderingguyy]

Maybe… no actually no lol

[LiamJHayden]

No, but Bentley Hayden sounds kind of good. lol

[Static_In_The_Attic]

My brother from another mother you’re on to something & being that you came up with the idea talk to the company & ask them if you change your name to Bentley would they give you one. Look that the fine piece craftsmanship & with a convertible top too, nice. How much for the Bentley?

[Rosexøxø]

My last name has an S as well and pronouncing the whole thing makes it sound very catchy so I WOULD

IF and as long as they mad good quality sandwiches. Honestly I love my name and only wanna give in to that deal of free because of my financial bracket… but um that’s stupid so definitely keep my name, make more money, and eat at Jersey Mikes, Wendy’s, Bk, Mc, and m/or Arby’s. 😛

[Rosexøxø]

Heels naw! 👠 🔥 🚫❌🥪

[Static_In_The_Attic]

If it’s free it’s for me as some say & hopefully the company doesn’t go out of business after you change your name.

[Screenwriter]

Subway? Just for free sandwiches. What if the company goes out of business. No more sandwiches and then you'll have to pay money to get your normal name back.

But it's a minor form of prostitution. Many folks would sell out for sandwiches. Not one of them. Those sandwiches aren't that good anyway. Would have to be a much better food deal.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I’m sure there is fine print & the promotion probably states some weird stuff & if the company goes under I guess you will have to change your name to something else.

[PBandJ_Nerd]

Maybe not. Unless it's allowed to be my last name. Then I am in a way legally married to sandwiches. lol

[Static_In_The_Attic]

It would be funny if your first name was Subway & you married someone with the last name Sandwich.

[PBandJ_Nerd]

Yeah, it would be. Or hoagie could work too.

[sheenagwapa]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 if lots of other people would change i wouldn't but if it's just me or a few the name is not bad 😁😁😁

[Static_In_The_Attic]

It’s like if your friends jump off of a bridge would you? In this case I wouldn’t jump.

[bolverk]

Give that there was recently a documentary on UK TV about how Subway treat their ingredients and that they still use them long beyond their 'Use By' dates I would want nothing to do with that company.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

As for using food & ingredients beyond the use by date I guarantee there are more companies like that.

[bolverk]

Of that I have no doubt!!!

[BoopBoopBeep]

There food isn't even good anymore why would I want that?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Exactly & I think the company needs to be over hauled & the menu as well & maybe that will save the company.

[VIVANT]

Sure, lol

“my name is subway but my friends call me “my actual name” “

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Is your name Subway because you like a footlong? Hahaha!

[Sevenpointfive]

no. i also wouldn't buy a $10 six inch sandwich

[Static_In_The_Attic]

For ten dollars you can make your own & a few of them as well.

[Sevenpointfive]

i did that tonight. it was delicious

[humanearth]

Nope, but maybe for something else.

What that is, Might be Yaesu

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Now your talking!

[humanearth]

I thought you might like that one

[exitseven]

I would rather eat the wrapping paper that the sub comes in.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

It tastes better! Hahaha.

[Likes2drive]

No, I don’t want to eat them every day either and if they go out of business then I’ll have other issues. That’s a strange first name anyway

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Exactly & if they go under No Sandwich For You!

[ChiTown33]

Can I change it to Jimmy John for Jimmy John's instead?😂

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Talk to the company & I’m sure Jimmy John’s would come up with a deal similar. On the flip side speaking of Jimmy John’s I wonder if that company & Poppa John’s are related or owned by the same owners?

[ChiTown33]

Lol, funny. That never even occurred to me. You're right. 😂

[ChiTown33]

Knowing my luck I'd change my name and the they'd go out of business.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

That’s a risk you have to take & a high wish it is.

[DrKrieger]

No, my name and reputation mean more to me than a sandwich

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Same here & to be honest the sandwiches aren’t worth it.

[OddBeMe]

I would for Sonic’s mango slush. Then people could call me Sonic, or Sonny.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Your name can be Sonic OddBeMe & as for me the next time I’m traveling I’ll have to stop for a mango slush.

[OddBeMe]

Make sure to add Peach. Trust me.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Next time I’m out & about I’ll peach it up.

[OddBeMe]

That sounds so wrong. Yet so right.

Lick that peach my man!

[Aiko_E_Lara]

No. But i can look for a ''friend'' named Subway tho

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Maybe that friend can share a sandwich.

[SnowedIn]

I like Subway but hell no!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I haven’t been to subway in a long time & I hear they slice fresh meat on the spot now instead of it being pre sliced. I wouldn’t change my name as well.

[Kingofkings1992]

No subway sucks. Jersey Mike’s, and we got a deal.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I’m still surprised that the company is still in business, I like Jersey Mikes & Fire House as well.

[EmmaMary]

AbsofuckinglutelyNot.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I’m absofuckinglutely in the same boat, I wouldn’t change my name.

[Flower7]

No I wouldn’t. I’m not even a big fan of Subway.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Same here I’m surprised the company hasn’t folded.

[rosemilk]

nope because sandwiches aren't that great

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I totally agree & I haven’t been there in a long time.

[rosemilk]

same it's been years

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Like the old saying things aren’t what they used to be & that is so the truth. I remember going to Subway as a teen & I remember they used to load on the meat, tomatoes & everything else & that was when a sandwich was a sandwich. Now like everything companies cut costs & the quality of food shows it.

[rosemilk]

yeah it's truly sad how bad things are getting

[Agape93]

Sure. Then I can resell them at half price

[Static_In_The_Attic]

As they say it’s all in the fine print & I would love to read the fine print on the contest which I will look up later. Probably a one inch sandwich.

[XXblack88]

No subway isn't that good.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

The promotion is a nice advertisement for the company however I’m surprised the company hasn’t gone under.

[tfan1]

Would I be restricted to one sub per day?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I haven’t looked into the fine print & I’m sure there is some shady shit written.

[tfan1]

I hear you - if I could have free sandwiches for life and the amount is up to me anytime I wanted. Then I would go for it. I would also donate extra sandwiches to first responders and veterans, etc 👍🙂

[Static_In_The_Attic]

With fire house subs I like how they donate a lot to firefighters & first responders & I’m sure veterans as well.

[tfan1]

🙏🇺🇸❤️👍🙂

[KostasKouvalis]

I'm good. I don't eat it that often

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Well said my brother & I’m the same way.

[douride2]

Not a chance. Those subs aren't that good.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

If the subs were good would you change your name?

[douride2]

No thanks> I'm good with my name.

[jahaims]

I wouldn't eat at subway if you it to me for free

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I’m the same & I don’t eat there as well.

[BarryLiverstone]

If my pronouns can be footlong and fresh

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Your new name can be Subway Footlong Salami! How about that?

[BarryLiverstone]

Nope. I’ll be Subway Livingstone. But you can call me Jared

[NathanDavis]

@Coca~ColaDavis

[Nominal]

No, i can't live on the sandwiches everyday. Attractive proposition, but not much to be worth changing the name.

[Soxie]

🤣 No Dice!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

No dice for me as well.

[call_me_scar]

Nope I got a great name

[Akam93]

Subway Adele. :)

[Static_In_The_Attic]

A beautiful name that is as well & with a name like that you should receive free sandwiches & a few cookies as well.

[Akam93]

Well that is my real name.

[Iron_Man]

No never

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Smart man & I totally agree with you. Would you change your name to Iron Man?

[Iron_Man]

No lol

[shortster]

Free food for life, sure.

[LavLavLuv]

No thanks

[Static_In_The_Attic]

My thoughts exactly.