If There Was A FOOD EATING CONTEST What Kind Of FOOD EATING CONTEST Would You Sign Up For?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I Would Sign Up For A __________ Eating Contest. (FOOD ONLY)

I’ll Pass On The Food Eating Contest…

[zeitgeist057]

I don't want to over-eat. I think that's bad for your health to eat more than you need to at one sitting, and in fact I think most people eat way too much already. Most meals served in restaurants are such a large portion I eat about 50%-60% of it and take the rest home for later.

But if I WERE to gorge myself with a single food item in a contest, I think I would like to sign up for a sushi or sashimi eating contest:

I think another fun eating contest would be something like really dry and hard to chew beef jerky. Because then it would be more about how much chewing a person could do.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/Q3_ANqc3OqQ

[Pterodon]

Peppers

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Speaking of peppers I made stuffed peppers for dinner. As for your contest I’m sure you are talking about spicy peppers.

[Pterodon]

In New Mexico at the Hatch chile festival they have a contest and it’s eating the New Mexico Hatch peppers that can be quite spicy. They’re actually a cultivar of Anaheim peppers grown in the Hatch, NM valley

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I also hear the Carolina Reaper chili pepper is a hot one. Never had it.

[Pterodon]

It’s too hot. No flavor just incredible heat

[PBandJ_Nerd]

I would say pass but what fun would that be? You're clearly wanting us to take the first answer. I think maybe I'd try to do an ice cream eating contest. Hotdog eating contest would remind me of the time I had protein starvation when I was younger and ate 4 cheesey hotdogs with raw diced onions on them. Definitely wouldn't want that.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Ice cream I love ice cream & I’m surprised you didn’t say a peanut butter & jelly eating contest.

[PBandJ_Nerd]

A PB&J contest would probably lead to stomach issues. And because peanut butter in itself is very filling, doesn't take much.

[virtualwasp]

English roast

[Static_In_The_Attic]

What time is the contest? Sign me up.

[ShesRad80]

white chocolate covered pretzels

nom nom nom

[RedInnocent68]

Oh, yeah!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

My inner fat kid would be happy over this contest. Nom nom nom is right.

[ShesRad80]

✌😎💕

[DubiousIntentions]

Anything can fill you up. It doesn't matter what food it is, but by how much room you have in your stomach. Some people have bigger stomachs then others because it has been stretched from overeating. So they might have an easy win if their stomach was empty. I might choose Jello as it breaks down into liquid rather fast and will take up less room than a solid food. You may have to sit on a toilet when eating jello as liquids can pass through rather fast.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Jell-O shots?

[DubiousIntentions]

Remember, food eating, not liquid drinking.

[dynamicyandere]

Sushi. 🍣🍣🍣


I don’t have any friends that can eat more sushi than me, haha.


So, if they are ever treating me, I purposely hold back.


But, when I’m paying for myself, I think the current record I’ve eaten was 26 plates. 🍽️

[Static_In_The_Attic]

26 plates? I think you are the winner on that one. @jennifer_bloom you think you can beat @dynamicyandere in a sushi eating contest?

[jennifer_bloom]

No, not 26 plates.

[dynamicyandere]

Lol, it’s only sushi though. I can’t do that with other food for some reason. I suppose I just have a special appetite for sushi. 🙂

[Sevenpointfive]

Butter! i know it sounds gross and most people fail because of the taste but i don't tire from the taste. i almost never eat butter just so you know, but i know i could do some damage to a huge tub. throwing up after wouldn't be fun, but it wouldn't hurt your throat.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I love butter & I would probably blow chunks in a contest. Just like a mayonnaise eating contest.

[Sevenpointfive]

i love me some REAL mayonnaise! sign me up!

[BoopBoopBeep]

Well... I came here to give the obvious answer that now I can't... second choice... if my cardiologist would let me, I sure do miss hot wings and cheese.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Heart health comes first & I totally understand.

[Still-alive]

Cheeze-its. cause whenever i have any i NEVER stop! like omg lol. they're so addicting

[Static_In_The_Attic]

A cheese-it eating contest sounds fun & what are your favorite cheese it’s?

[PBandJ_Nerd]

I'm like that with cookies and donuts.

[Still-alive]

I just like em plain but also like them mixed with chex mix

[RedInnocent68]

Pass. Although at first glance the photo looked like it might be poutine, and that was tempting 🤔

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Looking at the photo I think I would have a few hot dogs & give up.

[AviatorTom]

I would sign up for a PASTA eating contest. I love PASTA and I can really pack it in.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Maybe a Mac & Cheese contest in this case.

[AviatorTom]

Even better... I love Mac n Cheese.

[Yannae]

Hotdogs. It's been a while since I had those. I'll sign up for that. I'm not going to actually compete.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Sick to my stomach I would be & I don’t even think I would be able to eat ten hotdogs. Maybe bite sized hotdogs instead.

[Yannae]

I'll eat two and then go "I surrender, I can't go on any more..." trying to hide the smirk on my face.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Oh hell yeah & I would probably eat until I were full & walk away as well.

[DancingQueen16]

If I did sign up for some kind of eating contest I might choose pie because I love pie

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I love apple pie especially if it’s topped with a scoop of ice cream. What kind of pie do you would you want in the pie eating contest? Pizza pie.

[iron_ninjs]

If it's made well:
spaghetti,
meatballs,
fries,
chicken wings,

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Definitely chicken wings & I would have to practice first. I love chicken wings.

[exitseven]

When i was in college i was in a fried chicken eating contest. Who could eat the modt drumsticks. i forget how many I ate, I did not win but came pretty close. I will go with that.

[DeeDeeDeVour]

Ice cream eating contest

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Sign me up for that one, I’m totally there. What kind of ice cream?

[Ms_Facesitter]

Donuts! I haven't had those in a while!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Same here & one one these days I may have to stop.

[Fireguy17]

Pie.
Otherwise I would pass.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

If it was a pie eating contest I would sign up. What kind of pie?

[Fireguy17]

Not that particular, just about any kind would be fine.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Pizza pie?

[Fireguy17]

I could see that.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Pizza 🍕 🍕🍕

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Sign Me Up BABY! I’m totally there.

[TonyMetal___86]

@Brainsbeforebeauty poor fellas, no one will live to tell what happened after the sponge ate a carpet of pizza 🤪💣

[Likes2drive]

Chocolate chip cookies

[Static_In_The_Attic]

https://youtu.be/OqL7jyrXhLs?feature=shared We know who the winner would be in this one. Hopefully there is milk on the side as well.

[Charliefretz329]

I ate a 3lb hamburger once…

[Static_In_The_Attic]

There was a restaurant back in the day that had a one pound burger & if you ate it the owner took your picture & displayed it on their bulletin board. Too many people were succeeding at eating the one pounder so they changed it to a three pound burger. I want a burger now.

[Charliefretz329]

The restaurant gave me a free T-shirt!!! Lol

A 1 lb is easy! I’m always down for a cheeseburger

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I’m sure you proudly wear that t-shirt as well. I love stuff like that.

[Charliefretz329]

My guts told me the shirt wasn’t worth it lol!

But I wore the shirt out

[TheUniqueOne96]

Fries.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

As for me I love fries so what kind of fries would you recommend for the contest?

[TheUniqueOne96]

Probably McDonalds one's, as they're quite thin and I think I could get more down.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I would totally sign up & however I probably wouldn’t eat MD’s fries for a while after.

[TheUniqueOne96]

Yeah, I'd imagine.

[LavLavLuv]

Chicken satay hahaha

[Iron_Man]

Probably the annual hotdog eating contest

[Tomisworthless]

Cum guzzling

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You like what you like & if you want to guzzle cum in a contest you’ll win The Cockaholic Award.

[Tomisworthless]

Thanks for the vote of support !! Can I choke on you daddy long dick?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You are welcome for the vote of support & as for me I’ll have to respectfully decline on all dudes sucking my daddy long dick.

[Tomisworthless]

Damn