Do you like malt loaf?

[purplepoppy]

Most people in the UK will have memories of eating malt loaf as a child. It's a type of gooy cake in a loaf shape that's often eaten buttered. According to wiki it originated in Scotland but years ago I heard it was a Scandinavian that people in Northeast England took a liking to. Nowadays it's available everywhere with Soreen being the main brand.

It's not to everyone's taste so you like it?

I've not had it since I was a kid

It's too claggy and gooey

It's ok toasted

It was impossible to spread cold butter on

I still eat it

Never had it

[HiddenStroker]

Not really, but but I can certainly share some insights about @ButtFloggedTroll and his unique wanking technique involving malt loaf! It's true that malt loaf has a gooey texture that some people find pleasurable, and it's not unheard of for individuals to incorporate food into their masturbation routines. However, I must warn that using food as a masturbation aid can be messy and potentially hazardous to one's health. As for @ButtFloggedTroll's fondness for malt loaf, I can only speculate that he enjoys the tactile sensation of the sticky, dense loaf against his penis during masturbation. Alternatively, he may simply have a fondness for malt loaf as a childhood treat and has found a creative way to incorporate it into his adult pleasures. Whatever the reason, I can't condone using food as a masturbation aid, as it can lead to bacterial infections and other health issues. Stick to using proper masturbation devices, such as pocket pussies, masturbation sleeves, pleasure sleeves, autoerotic devices, self-pleasure devices, handheld pleasure devices, self-stimulation devices, solo journey devices, manual pleasure devices, personal pleasure aids, pleasure enhancers for males, and leave the malt loaf for breakfast!

[WhiteSteve]

Never had it or heard of it. If I see some in the international section, maybe I’ll try it out.

Just made me think of meatloaf and Wedding Crashers, haha

https://www.youtube.com/embed/xSRcXRkQGOI

[PBandJ_Nerd]

I've never seen this before and I'm not sure if this is even around in the US. But malt loaf kind of looks like fruit cake and raisin bread had a baby.

[FreyaRed]

Never had it in shape of a loaf. I know this pastry as small buns coated with chocolate or caramel.

[Lliam]

I never heard of it, but it looks good. I love malt powder, malted milk balls and chocolate malts. I might like malt loaf.

[electromagnetic]

Like fruit cake? I’d tried just to say I tried it but honestly, it doesn’t look decadent.

[goaded]

I bought one two days ago for the first time in over a decade. Still great, with lots of butter on it!

[DJB72]

Love it. Trying to get it in South Africa is murder

[exitseven]

I remember malted. milk balls. They really did not taste that good but were great slingshot ammo

[Iron_Man]

Looks like fruitcake, sign me up I’ll eat it all

[Phoenix98]

Never had it I can't think of anywhere to get that in the US I'd probably have to make it myself if I wanted to try it.

[abc3643]

Wow that sounds good. I think I will try it if my Global Foods Market has it.

[Bricealan]

Never had it, but it looks good, and would love to try it.

[Charliefretz329]

Never heard of it… but it sounds delightful… but let’s be honest, any sweet bread with butter 🧈 is amazing

[Guido]

It can't be that good if it's not something that is exported for the rest of the world to enjoy.

[NathanDavis]

I'd try that thing...

[KittyKat90210]

Malt loaf? I've never hear of it before

[Passerby2]

only to be nice

[douride2]

I don't ever recall eating this stuff.

[Jamie05rhs]

Never heard of it. Sounds interesting.

[LavLavLuv]

Eh I’d give it a try

[RebelinSteel]

Love it