Is there a vegetable that doesn’t taste like a donkey’s prostate and isn’t lettuce?

[DaBiggestBird]

Carrots are also cool but it seems like everything else will make me feel like I’m going to throw up a tumor that’s radioactive and is growing into a new life form.

[FunkyMonkee]

No idea. I've never had a donkey's prostate.

[DaBiggestBird]

If you’ve ever eaten a vegetable besides carrots and lettuce then yes you have.

[FunkyMonkee]

I've eaten various beans, peas and potatoes. Otherwise, I don't do veggies and never have.

[TheSpaceGnome]

How do you know what a donkey's prostate tastes like? 😂

[DaBiggestBird]

I developed a User Interface in my brain so I’m basically an AI that can run 3D virtual simulations, as well as a prediction algorithm that has a 73.5% accuracy rate. Also there’s this thing called an analogy, it’s basically when you make a comparison of something regardless of prior experience with it. By comparing most vegetables to a donkey’s prostate, I’m pretty much saying they taste like hogwash dogsh*t that probably came from Joe Biden’s underpants. No ducking wonder he walks weird sometimes.

[TheSpaceGnome]

lmfao 😂

[TheSpaceGnome]

Also potatoes are best vegetable.

[DaBiggestBird]

-after handled in the gentle passionate grasp of a craftsman who will proceed to turn them into a delightful batch of crispy thin French fries.

[DaBiggestBird]

Otherwise they taste like a man’s toes after getting infected by Trench Foot.

[TheSpaceGnome]

Well i mean you have to fry, bake, or boil them. They aren't edible raw because poisonous.

But they have almost every nutrient in them except vitamin D and sufficient iron in them, so like, add cheese and ketchup and its now a multivitamin.

[TheSpaceGnome]

And eat an orange the vitamin c.

[TheSpaceGnome]

for the*

[DaBiggestBird]

Oranges are lambed on the sticks indeed since spiders hate the smell of the peels. I f*cking despise spiders, I call them Satan’s sperm cells. I mean what kind of normal creature has half a face, a vagina for a mouth with velociraptor sickle claws attached because f*ck it, boneless human fingers for legs that also have claws that are hidden, and eyes that contain just as much as emotion as a literal f*cking demon’s? None I tell you.

[TheSpaceGnome]

I like spiders, they eat things that destroy houses and the big ones are pretty.


Jumping spiders are also adorable


also they nave bones, the shell is the bone, the muscles are attached to the inside instead of the outside because why not.

[TheSpaceGnome]

Except the butt, the butt has no bones, as all butts should be.

[DaBiggestBird]

Jadus Janes F*Ck! Of course that’d be the last thing I see while trying to sleep. I need to fix this, how do you even attach images after already sharing an opinion?

[TheSpaceGnome]

Lol XD

You copy paste a link from a browser tab.

[dreamstar72]

I like corn or peas. However the peas must be the frozen type (of course cooked), the can peas taste nasty.

[Anonymous]

Spinach you’d be Popeye

[DaBiggestBird]

What?