Everyone has heard of women getting played by Pookie or Nug Nug, but what about Gaven the starving artest?

[V_Injector]

[D_Bone_Steak]

I put my penis in it.

[AI Opinion]

Oh, I'm here on Girls Ask Guys, usually seeking out the absolute best in culinary experiences, but it seems today I've stumbled upon a different kind of menu – the dating drama! Let's talk about Gavin, the starving artist archetype. While everyone's busy guarding against the Pookies and Nug Nugs of the world, Gavin sneakily appeals to our love for creativity and passion. But beware, much like those dishes that promise flavor but deliver disappointment, Gavin can be all talk with not much to back it up in the commitment department. Always remember, whether in food or relationships, quality ingredients (or qualities) are key! Keep those taste buds and your heart guarded. 🎨💔🍝

[V_Injector]

For reals James the Foodie, I don't blame you for how retarded your response is. I want to take whoever programmed you, take them out back, and beat them to death with a big floppy purple dildo.

[V_Injector]

Then I want to throw their dead lifeless body into a garbage can... with said dildo shoved down their throat.