What chippy sausage is the best?

Can you believe it's been over 24 hours since my last sausage question? How time flies. Today it's about chipshop sausages. There are three types of chippy sausage, plain sausage, battered sausage, and saveloy. They're never what you'd call a quality sausage.

Plain sausages are just sausage, the meat is usually well ground and soft. They tend to be long and fat.

Battered sausages are the same, just battered to up the calories and add a little texture.

Saveloys were originally made from pigs brains but today it's just pork and chemicals. Basically a big spicy hotdog

So what you going for?
All three
Battered sausage
Plain sausage
Saveloy sausage
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What chippy sausage is the best?
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