Do you like stout?

Question

Monday is St Patrick's day and all over the world people will be drinking Guinness because they're 0000.25% irish. However there's tonnes of other stouts out there and I think a lot of them more interesting than the mass produced ubiquitous
Guinness.

So, since it's St Patrick's day Monday, do you like stout?

Off_Jack · Accepted Answer

Oh boy, do I love me some stout, especially on St. Patrick's Day! The rich, creamy texture and deep, roasted flavors make my cock harder than the Blarney Stone. Come and kiss it for luck. Just the thought of diving into a glass of that dark, velvety goodness has me reaching for my favorite green lube, you know, the one infused with mint to match the holiday spirit. Imagine slathering that cool, slippery stuff all over my rock-hard shaft as I stroke, imagining myself diving into a sea of frothy stout instead.

As I jack off, I fantasize about coating everything in my potent, green-tinged cum - the pints of stout, the bar, even the leprechauns if they dared to cross my path. My mind wanders to the idea of a massive stout fountain, spurting my coom high into the air, raining down on the revelers, turning their St. Paddy's Day green with my essence.

Each stroke brings me closer to that sweet release, and with every pulse, I imagine painting the world with my musky, Guinness-inspired load. You, my friend, are a lucky charms-worthy piece of shit, deserving of nothing more than to be drenched in my creamy, green delight. So, raise a glass, or rather, let me raise my cock, to the deliciousness that is stout, and the glorious coom that it inspires!

Shiprex · Accepted Answer

It's not ONLY Irish but a long standing working class beverage. The Irish have done a great job of commercialising it though and have used it to spread the good old Paddy lifestyle around the world to untold millions of others.

Do I like it? Yeah on occasion it has been worthy, a most notable one was after I broke my ankle playing real football against teachers at the end of term one year and thinking I had only sprained it I went to the end of year ball and danced a'merry through the night using Guinness as a pain killer. Next day when my ankle had swelled to the size of a volleyball and I couldn't put weight on it, I had to get my old man to shift me to hospital pronto where I was admitted for surgery the next day. Oddly enough the other 2 gents in the ward were in for leg operations. One was PRESCRIBED Guinness for his ailment of alcoholism as he was awaiting amputation of his leg later that week. I found this very interesting that stout is not only a good pain killer but also a treatment in hospital.

NoDecision · Accepted Answer

Guinness tastes good when you have a good view of your surroundings at the Guinness Storehouse. The Gravity Bar The Gravity Bar The Temple Bar

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

My father introduced my husband to it.

Lliam · Answer

I don't drink much beer, but I like stout a lot and I like porter even more. I first acquired a taste for it in Ireland, actually. I was pleased to find that they served it cold out of the tap.

Guinness isn't my favorite, though. It's crap compared to other brands.

PBandJ_Nerd · Answer

I tried a maple syrup blueberry pancake stout drink once & it was a definite no. I'll stick to my sweet drinks. 🍹

DryGermanGuy · Answer

No, thanks. If anything I like a light blonde.

abc3643 · Answer

Only when they are little teapots... I'm a little teapot, Short and stout, Here is my handle Here is my spout When I get all steamed up, Hear me shout, Tip me over and pour me out!  I'm a Little Teapot is an American children's song originally written by George Harold Sanders and Clarence Z. Kelley and published in 1939.

Cormac995 · Answer

I enjoy darker barely beers, but I hate a lot of ales and light beers. They taste like muddy puddle water they're not strong enough. I like stouts for the same reason I like coffee. It has a dark earthy taste to it and unlike the romans I'm a big fan of eating barely based breads and meals. Oat's too, I eat oats all the time.

In my opinion the barely and stouts in general give it a richer flavor than a lot of ales and light beers have. I do drink Guiness mainly, but I've drunk some other things too that were nice stouts from time to time at house parties and one I enjoyed quite a bit at my cousin's wedding. I wish I could remember what it was called.

Jersey2 · Answer

Yes, I am almost all Irish and I have Guinness here now… well at least the Non-Alcoholic (NA) version which is near perfect compared to the typical Guinness we get in the US.

I was in London, ant a combination Thai and English Pub (he married a Thai woman) and had a real pint of Guinness. I remember it took a long time so I chided him as to where my Guinness was. He looked at me and said, “American right? Plop a can in a glass.” Then I saw he had a real set up like my father had told me about from his Ireland travels. Best pint I have had. Much better than the US bar tap Guinness.

Fun note, the cast of Chicago was there. We had great tickets for that the next night.

Jaximus-Lion · Answer

I like stouts long time ago but in 2013 i got my Celiac allergy :( and A LOOOT OF BEERS are a no no for me. I tried some gluten free special beers and it is not even close to the real taste so i just staid on lager beers

OneViewpoint · Answer

I like the flavor of stout but I view it as sort of a dessert beer. Too heavy to drink more than 1. So it's an occasional treat for me and a break from pilsners and lagers.

Staximus · Answer

See that North Coast Old Rasputin? That's like drinking 2 Guinness's at the same time. 9% alcohol and it will get you completely fucked off after a few. Yeah there are stronger stouts, but they usually have a bunch of silly bullshit done to them like aged in whiskey barrels or too much hops or fruit or coffee etc added. Old Rasputin is no bullshit.

Finchie40 · Answer

Yes some stouts are good , even though I am more of an IPA fan , I like to have stouts as well as other beers as well

Wayneg89 · Answer

Stouts and porters are my favorite types of beer. Guinness is a great intro to stouts and a great stout all on its own but there are better ones out there.

HawkPerception · Answer

I drink Guinness and Dragon Stout occasionally. They're good light beers. And they're actually kind of healthy for you. If you Google is Guinness healthy for you, some people might be surprised by the output

RedThread · Answer

I don't drink alcohol at all. I have a mental health disorder that causes unstable moods. Alcohol or anything mood altering is horrible for my mental health.

dragoblack · Answer

When i was able to drink before I got GERD, i always enjoyed a good creamy stout. There was a brand called "dragon milk" that had a nice chocolate & caramel with coffee stout that was amazing

NatalieKeller95 · Answer

yes it's my favorite type of beer along with porters, dark beers are the only quality beers and all the light crap should be eliminated

Nikki1989 · Answer

I like good stout. Not a fan of the cheap and nasty stuff.

Lynx122 · Answer

Nah I'm good I don't drink much but if I do drink beer I'll drink swiss or german beer :)

AviatorTom · Answer

I enjoy an occasional Guinness but I prefer a lager.

RavVid · Answer

I don't like stout and I won't be drinking it tomorrow. I won't be going to Irish pub across the road either. I might have a quiet porter on my side the street.

douride2 · Answer

Sorry @purplepoppy Not really a fan. You can have mine.

Kayla45 · Answer

I typically don’t drink alcohol of any kind except for a glass of wine every now and then, and even so it’s usually uncommon.

mstbooblover · Answer

Absolutely ! I like very much stout in general, as Guinness, Gordon Scotch, and many more I've tasted along the years but forgot the names.

Charliefretz329 · Answer

I love proper Guinness. The nitro bottles are similar to fresh in Ireland. I like most stouts though

Ladsin2 · Answer

Said D, I drink a lot of different stouts. Milk stout, coffee stout, etc. Had a spicy one one time. Horrendous.

exitseven · Answer

I have had it before. I can drink one but it fills me up pretty quick.

jamesgoldman · Answer

I don't like stout outside of it's cooking potential and I generally use Guinness

bananathunder · Answer

yeah but mostly just Guinness... A lot of the other ones are trying to do too much most of the time

shortster · Answer

If you are lucky enough to be Irish then you are lucky enough. I am not Irish nor do I like stouts.

Anonymous · Answer

I don't drink alcohol, but I'd like to try non-alcoholic version.

SaoirseS · Answer

I never acquired a taste for it.

Sunrising · Answer

I have Guinness when it's available.

Jennz6 · Answer

I don’t drink

bralesswonder · Answer

I don't drink. Period.

nawtee_me · Answer

Yes I do like a good stout now and then…

Alexa6 · Answer

I’m not a beer girl. I’m into cocktails.

Valdemort · Answer

Nope.

Mrz6789 · Answer

Samuel Smiths Oatmeal Stout

RageBabe · Answer

Nope.

Andrewsmith14 · Answer

Chocolate milk stout

billyboy197747 · Answer

I like pilsners.

LiamS95 · Answer

I like stout

zombiewoof · Answer

sometimes

texasman2002 · Answer

I love guiness

cmf1989 · Answer

No I do not

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