Is this snack a balanced meal?

Today's snack consists of crackers with smoked cheddar and duck liver pate, some dried apricots and dried tomatoes, a salami thingy, and gingerbread flavoured doritos. Plus coffee.

I reckon it covers all my nutritional needs
Is this snack a balanced meal?
A perfect blend of food groups
Needs another cheese
Needs bacon
Replace coffee with beer
Oooh lovely and beige
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