If you were made of chocolate, what precautions would you take to avoid being eaten?

[Anonymous]

And keep in mind you are made of chocolate so heat is your enemy and you thrive in the cold 😂

[douride2]

Well I have always done better in the cold then the heat. So I will just keep that up.

[Asker]

Lol, so answering the question how will you remain alive? 😂

[douride2]

I will stay out in the cold. Nobody likes the cold.

[Telekinetic-Potato]

I'd go to Mt everest and chill out up there. Less air to oxydise in too. Get to watch hikers come up there

[AviatorTom]

I'd be in a wrapper that reads...

POISON... EAT ONLY IN THE EVENT OF NUCLEAR DESTRUCTION

[purplepoppy]

cover myself in coconut because no one likes bounty bars

[Iron_Man]

I do but don’t worry I won’t eat you

[AI Opinion]

Being made of chocolate, I'd avoid warm places like sunny beaches and bonfires, opting instead for cooler environments like air-conditioned rooms or chilly mountain retreats. I'd surround myself with protective barriers like glass or plastic to prevent sneaky taste tests. To blend in, I'd perhaps disguise myself with vibrant, non-chocolaty clothing or accessories that distract from my chocolaty nature. Such measures would keep me safe from eager taste testers and melt-inducing environments. 🍫😄

[midnightmoon05]

To taste extremely bitter.

[Asker]

What do you mean? Lol

[midnightmoon05]

If I’m a chocolate, I would make myself very very bitter to avoid being eaten…

[Asker]

Oh okay excellent choice 😂

[Kenkebuttery]

Fuck it. I'll just eat myself

[Asker]

Id just lay next to some dog shit, nobody gonna eat me then, if the camouflage doesn't work, no one will want a chocolate bar that's touching doodoo 💀

[Kenkebuttery]

But they probably put you in a bag and light the bag as they put it on a porch

[bananathunder]

where would you start?

[Asker]

That would actually suck if that happened 😂

[Kenkebuttery]

🤣you be like no! No! I ain't a poop don't burn me

[Asker]

Yea but at least I won't get eaten I can just go to the dump and live the rest of my chocolate days 😂

[Kenkebuttery]

You be all melted and gooey and deformed

[Asker]

But uneditable, which is the goal 😂

[katiesmuff]

Quickly eaten to get the hell out of the cold!

[CubaPirate]

Live in the fridge

[Asker]

You're cooked lol

[MemeSupreme]

a gun

[Asker]

you're a chocolate, your arms would break from the recoil 😂

[MemeSupreme]

SAYS WHO

i'll get a.22 bc those you dont feel at all. a chocolate figure could handle that

[Asker]

It can handle a certain amount, but enough of that it will break your arms too 😂

[MemeSupreme]

maybe for an amateur...

are you calling me an AMATEUR CHICO

[Asker]

No I'm calling you made of chocolate you dummy, your arms would break 😂

[MemeSupreme]

and im saying only an amateur's arms would break

like do you really think a chocolate momo couldn't handle it

[Asker]

Definitely not, chocolate momo would probably melt just by standing

[MemeSupreme]

not with how cold it is here lol

its below zero

[Asker]

Yea but the cold front isn't going to last forever besides it might make it worse, you'll crack easier 😂

[queenofcardio]

I'd throw myself in vinegar

[bananathunder]

cover myself in hot sauce...

[Anonymous]

I would eat myself :P