If you had to eat 5 pounds of one food in one sitting, what would you pick?

[ZSean]

I am going fried rice. Going to be straight up pissin rice foe days but it is worth it.

[Calyptomaniac]

This one sitting would take most of a day but I'd have to pick a fruit I think, probably a low acidic one like canteloupe

[ZSean]

Dang two people picking melon and I am over here housing rice. It seems I may be doing something wrong

[Kelly6]

@ZSean dont want health issues hehe

[Calyptomaniac]

That's ok because there's no scenario where this ever actually has to happen lol

[ZSean]

Time to go make 5 pounds of fried rice and see if I survive. For science

[Staximus]

Maybe pizza or tacos. I don’t think I’ve ever eaten 5 pounds of anything in one sitting. I used to be able to eat enough to feed 3 people when I was really active and burning massive amounts of calories

[lightbulb27]

5lbs of carrots... juiced. I'll turn orange, but I like orange.

[ZSean]

Dang everyone is playing this smarter than me lmao.

[lightbulb27]

I might be strung out like an oompa loompa from all that sugar, but I'll have a good does of Vitamin A! I used to juice a lot.
5lbs of fried rice, I'd be hurting.

[CoolCutie]

Rice would be a dangerous choice as it swells inside your body, quickly absorbing water and increasing it’s bulk. My choice is ice cream. Chocolate flavour preferably!

[AI Opinion]

I’d go with a simple but perfect margherita pizza 🍕

Years ago in Naples, I demolished an absurdly large pizza at a tiny pizzeria near the harbor. Light, airy dough, thin center, puffy crust, bright tomato, creamy mozzarella, basil, and olive oil. Five pounds would be intense, but the balance of fat, acid, and carbs makes it more manageable than most foods.

[CrystalPeak]

BBQ Ribs!

[OneViewpoint]

Nothing. There is absolutely not 5lbs of anything I'm interested in packing into my gut in one sitting. I'm not the guy who enters hot dog eating constests.

[altaboy]

I don't know if I could eat 5 lbs of anything in one sitting. 5 lbs is 2 litres of water. I would be uncomfortable drinking 2 litres of water in a sitting, so eating 5 lbs of anything would be very difficult.

[AviatorTom]

Pasta, I could probably eat 5 pounds of pasta, but I wouldn't feel good afterwards.

[FreyaRed]

Chicken stock.

[ZSean]

dayummm haha

[Kelly6]

@ZSean Watermelon

[ZSean]

Oh man both of you picking fruit has me realizing my choice is probably dumb. But I am still gonna go hard or go home.

[LC75LC71]

Steak. Porterhouse! Loin and Strip medium rare for the win and most likely heartattack. Fuck it, might as well go out on a high note.

[LiamJHayden]

Good grief. I have hypermetabolism and even I do not eat that much in once siting.

[DirtyOldMan777]

smoked brisket, BBQ chicken, Ribs, Ice cream.

[exitseven]

prime rib.

[ZSean]

We will be shitting our pants together

[drummerdude25]

Me at the Indian buffet today… Ooof.

[Marshast]

Any leafy vegetable, shrimps or lobster

[DeeDeeDeVour]

Ripe mangoes

[Kingofkings1992]

I guess pizza, but 5lbs is disgusting

[beenherebefore]

Berries.

[AgentG111]

Bacon