Would YOU drink KEYQUILA?

[rgb008]

Cheers!

I’ve been distilling my own brew of Keyquila. Which is a 21+ beverage make with keys 🥹🫶. It has a classic taste with a little metallicness and brassiness 🥹🗝️🔑 yum yum! Goes great in all Margerkeytias 🥹🫶🗝️🔑

[NathanDavis]

I do have a great collection of a few bottles...

I don't drink most of it myself though... it's usually reserved for a few key guests and celebrations...

[shish_kebab]

I will trade you for my homemade apple wine.

[rgb008]

I would love to trade for some 🫡🥹🗝️🫶

[shish_kebab]

Since you're a fellow brewmaster I think you'll appreciate this. Did you know you can distill water into booze?

1/2 gallon of water
1/4 tsp of EC-1118 wine yeast
2 cups sugar

Screw the cap on lightly so it can breathe and wait 2 weeks.
It will knock you on your key-ster!

You can Google it, it's called a sugar wash. It's the cheapest buzz on the planet.

If you want to get fancy you can throw in some artificial flavoring and coloring

[rgb008]

oh... my.. goodness... keymazing... I will report back on my findings.

[shish_kebab]

Try that sugar wash and let me know. And thank you for the MHO.
I made a banana batch with a hint of jalapeno. Mmmm

[Butterfly2050]

This website is full of deranged stuff because it’s full of Muricans

[rgb008]

The key to it all 🔑🗝️🥹

[queenofcardio]

I'd drink a Mocktail version of itn

[AI Opinion]

I’d pass on the Keyquila, my friend 😅

As much as I love unusual flavors, anything made with actual keys sounds unsafe and probably toxic, with metals, coatings, and who-knows-what leaching into the liquid. If you like that “metallic” vibe, you could play with salted rims, smoked salt, or mineral-rich bitters in a classic tequila instead and keep things fun but drinkable 🥂

[FunkyMonkee]

You mean, teKEYla? No, I never drink.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/Uyl7GP_VMJY

[exitseven]

I am wondering when you will run out of puns about keys

[rgb008]

Impossible for me 🤫🫶🗝️

[exitseven]

I would not bet aginst it

[rgb008]

🥹🫶🫡

[Iron_Man]

Lol..:

[AviatorTom]

Yes, but only if the KEYQUILA is made with natural agavKEY.

[Telekinetic-Potato]

It goes great with KEYlime pie

[rgb008]

Pies of all the keys 🔑🥹🫶

[stevenkelly]

Hope it ain't gonna affect my keydney

[Paige2006]

Yes I would

[rgb008]

KEEYRS! 🗝️🥹🥂🍻

[Premium2002]

Iced Coffee with Bailey.

[rgb008]

oh very nice!

[Premium2002]

Definitely, and foam top.

[Anonymous]

More key nonsense.

[Kingofkings1992]

Am I drinking it with you or by myself? 😌

[EmmaMary]

No thank you.

[Staximus]

It’s TeKeyla

[rgb008]

Keytaro…keytato 🫡🥹🫶🗝️🔑🫢

[Anonymous]

nope

[rgb008]

Why not