Questions: Food & Beverage

Despite misinformation spread by the media and scientists, we all know that the moon is made of cheese. No one trusts NASA anymore because they hide the truth about the cheesy moon.

I've no idea what the government has to gain from hiding this information from me and I know scientists can't be trusted. That's why I come to the good people of gag, people who don't let facts get in the way of a good answer.

So tell me, what cheese is the moon made of?