Polls: Food & Beverage

Apparently, the number of people emigrating from the USA to the UK has rocketed in the past few months. I can't think why, but what I do know is the best way to decide where to put these immigrants is by asking what you serve with a cup of hot tea.

Tonights evening meal is chicken forestiere with colcannon. As you know colcannon is an Irish dish made from kale and mashed potatoes. I like it because it's not as watery as cabbage and has more bite, it's probably my favourite green vegetable, but many find it too earthy and bitter, better suited to cattle feed than human consumption.

Yep, it's another pancake day question. This time how should they be served?

For clarity we're talking British pancakes as in the photos.

I think the map shows the preferred outdoor snack for each state. As you can see there's corndogs, egg plants, and ice lollies, but by far cucumbers and bananas are the most most popular thing to gnaw on in public.

I kinda get the logic because both are easy to carry around until you're hungry and fit easily in your mouth so you don't need cutlery.

Despite misinformation spread by the media and scientists, we all know that the moon is made of cheese. No one trusts NASA anymore because they hide the truth about the cheesy moon.

I've no idea what the government has to gain from hiding this information from me and I know scientists can't be trusted. That's why I come to the good people of gag, people who don't let facts get in the way of a good answer.

So tell me, what cheese is the moon made of?