Are this messages good to send to girl?

[Anonymous]

Are this messages good to send to girl?
- Hey how are you (her nickname)? I was watching movie and I remembered at you ;)
- I just saw the cutest little squirrel in the park gathering nuts and it made me think of you :)
If the girl is not responding
I have to tell you a little secret: even my grandmother types a
text message faster than YOU do. Damn girl!”

Also what kind of text should I write to girl I don't know her for a long time.

[Hannah591]

"- Hey how are you (her nickname)? I was watching movie and I remembered at you ;)" It should be, it reminded me of you and it depends on the movie. Saying you watched Crank and it reminded you of her would be weird, unless you could think of something funny to say.

"- I just saw the cutest little squirrel in the park gathering nuts and it made me think of you :)" That doesn't make any sense at all and could also be seen as a sexual innuendo which she may not appreciate. I would find this weird.

"I have to tell you a little secret: even my grandmother types a
text message faster than YOU do. Damn girl!” This is kind of good but a bit weird and makes you appear like you sit around and wait for her messages. Girls don't want to feel pressured to reply to someone and they don't want to talk to a clingy looking guy.

Just keep it simple and avoid any major, cheesy pick up lines. If romance is on the cards, it will come naturally.

[Asker]

thanks for reply:D what you think about heii how are you (her nickname)?;)

[Hannah591]

Yeah, that's fine.

[Asker]

what if I ask her hey how are you and so on and I also include my feelings example... today I have such a bad day and so on. is this okay to include?

[Hannah591]

Don't talk too much about yourself and try to be as positive as possible. I talk to a guy who always talks about his bad past etc and it bores me and makes me think he just wants sympathy, not conversation.

[Asker]

thanks how many times a day should i message her? Every day I almost wish her good morning.

[Hannah591]

Just reply when she does. If she doesn't reply for a couple days, message her again.

[Asker]

she will reply, of course she will but sometimes it takes some time like 1-5 hours :)

[Myah_15]

Yea u need to just stop while you're ahead because whoever you decide to send those messages to.. they gon think you're retarded

[Cryostatic]

If the girl is not responding, you do not bring that up unless you want to make yourself sound clingy and obsessive.

The other two are fine, I suppose, though a little odd. Is there something ~about~ the movie that reminded you of her? Some obvious reason a squirrel gathering nuts would make you think of her?

[Asker]

what if I ask her hey how are you and so on and I also include my feelings example... today I have such a bad day and so on. is this okay to include?