I voted A I find it way funnier when a girl farts than a guy. Funny in a having a good laugh with the girl way not laughing at her. Girls have digestive systems to, their digestive systems produce gas and the girls body puts the gas down to her ass. The reason the girls body does this is for the same reason as the guys, her body needs the her to push the gas out her ass and dump it the moment she gets gas. It is nature. This is why I do not judge or think anything less of a girl for farting and I take the attitude of any girl no matter who she is can fart around me anytime she gets gas, any girl can also fart as much as she needs to and I do not even care how much the girl farts or how bad her farts reek the place up. If a girl was embarrassed about farting around me I would reassure her that it is ok. If the girl was relaxed about it I would have fun with her about her fart. If I was close to the girl I would give her farts a rating out of 10 for length, loudness, vibration factor and stink factor. Each one would get its own rating out of 10. I would also Hi5 the girl and say "Nice fart", if it was my girlfriend I would say "Nice fart babe". I would also be fine with a girl saying "Hey pull my finger" and then when I do she farts. If I was really close to the girl I may even challenge her to a farting competition. If a girl needed to fart while sleeping in my bed with me I would not make her go to the bathroom I would just be like "Just let loose under the bed covers I don't mind". If I was cuddling with a girl I would have no problem with her relaxing and letting it all out while we cuddle, If I was spooning with a girl or had a girl sitting on my knee I would not make a girl move to fart. If a girl had to fart during sex, I would stop the sex give her as long as she needed to clear all her gas out and then go back to having sex. I am so relaxed and chilled out about girls farting and I think it is more funny than words can describe when girls fart.
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Voted A, easy. Ever since I was a kid I always thought farts and burps were one of the funniest things ever. And to be honest, it's even kind of cute when a girl does it. And I very much prefer the girl I'm with burp and fart around because I want to know and accept her for who she is. And it shows she's a natural down-to-earth girl. To me, there's nothing more beautiful and attractive than that. Of course I know there's a lot more to it in relationships than just normal bodily functions; because on top of that I care a lot about her personality, interests, hobbies, and hygiene habits. Plus I hate seeing guys hold their women to ridiculous double standards that I'm willing to bet anything they can't live up to themselves. Crap like "women should never fart and are supposed to look and smell like this." And they always say it's "un-ladylike" when girls burp, fart or poop. And I always want to say to them "Ladylike? Or human-like?" Saying girls aren't supposed to have bodily functions, but then laugh when other guys do it is incredibly sexist. It's a natural part of life. So yeah, I'm totally cool with a girl farting around me. Don't hold back and let it all out ladies, let your bellies be free of the painful gas cramps!
All farts are gross to me...
But I'm refreshed to see only 1/4 of men said they were totally grossed out... I was under the impression that men expected us to be barbie dolls with no bodily functions
Everyone farts so it's no biggie, unless you blatantly fart in someone's face... that could be a problem, I guess! Ey, that gas has to go somewhere, gross or not! Ha ha.
Just where has this misconception come from... Surely everyone knows by now that girls don't fart!!!
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Depends on the circumstances... accidently- I'll laugh.
On purpose- Completely disgusting.
That being said, it would be the same for any gender.My GF let one rip last night, I didn't care, I found it hilarious!
We ended up producing the 6th Fartphony last night --- haters gona hate.I find girl farts gross to be honest. at least on attractive girls. I don't think that any girl has to hold it back, for me though. For some reason, guys farting just feels normal to me. And it fits into the concept of masculinity. But girls farting loudly seems weird and gross. It doesn't fit their feminine nature.
Farting is farting and doesn't really have a real difference among gender. Technically its more individual because some peoples farts are just worse because of their diet
I understand that accidents happen, but all farts are disgusting, as is defication (regardless of sex).
Farts are nasty regardless of the genitalia situation of the person that releasing the gas.
It doesn't matter who fart girl or boy it's always funny except in situations like board room meeting
Girls don't fart. They just blow kisses out of their butt
Its disgusting not funny and i can guarantee if you do a really gross one around a guy he will instantly lose all interest in you and won't find it cute.
Farting while having sex is even worse its the most effective turn offi think it has a lot to do with how it was dealt with in your family. to me farts are funny without exception.
The way I see it, is its just an asshole talking shit.
no big deal.Grow up. Everyone farts. Get over it
A bit gross, but her reaction is usually funny and cute.
Depends. If she passes poisonous gas it's disgusting...
If its smokeless... Only sounds... Its funny...
Ahahahahahaha...Farts are just annoying me in general, blog or girl.
I don't like when people fart, no matter the sex. It's impolite and not very nice.
A girl farted so loud once that it woke me up after we had sex. She laughed so loud and hard and thought it was the funniest thing. I got up and walked out. I have not spoken to her since. I think she is a dyke now.
@puncakegirl lol i'd eat out ur fart and make dat azz queef sum more 😚
it's disgusting in both genders in my opinion
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