When a girl farts... funny or disgusting?

[Anonymous]

So I've heard some guys find girl farts disgusting while others think its funny or some dont care either way. I'd like to survey opinions - guys and girls...

Girl farts are funny - louder ones are funnier

Lady farts are funny but gross if too loud

Girl farts have no effect on me at all

Girl farts totally gross me out

other - please specify in comments

[Applefan1]

I voted A I find it way funnier when a girl farts than a guy. Funny in a having a good laugh with the girl way not laughing at her. Girls have digestive systems to, their digestive systems produce gas and the girls body puts the gas down to her ass. The reason the girls body does this is for the same reason as the guys, her body needs the her to push the gas out her ass and dump it the moment she gets gas. It is nature. This is why I do not judge or think anything less of a girl for farting and I take the attitude of any girl no matter who she is can fart around me anytime she gets gas, any girl can also fart as much as she needs to and I do not even care how much the girl farts or how bad her farts reek the place up. If a girl was embarrassed about farting around me I would reassure her that it is ok. If the girl was relaxed about it I would have fun with her about her fart. If I was close to the girl I would give her farts a rating out of 10 for length, loudness, vibration factor and stink factor. Each one would get its own rating out of 10. I would also Hi5 the girl and say "Nice fart", if it was my girlfriend I would say "Nice fart babe". I would also be fine with a girl saying "Hey pull my finger" and then when I do she farts. If I was really close to the girl I may even challenge her to a farting competition. If a girl needed to fart while sleeping in my bed with me I would not make her go to the bathroom I would just be like "Just let loose under the bed covers I don't mind". If I was cuddling with a girl I would have no problem with her relaxing and letting it all out while we cuddle, If I was spooning with a girl or had a girl sitting on my knee I would not make a girl move to fart. If a girl had to fart during sex, I would stop the sex give her as long as she needed to clear all her gas out and then go back to having sex. I am so relaxed and chilled out about girls farting and I think it is more funny than words can describe when girls fart.

[Applefan1]

Hope this does not seem weird though I am just super comfortable with any girl farting around me. 😀

[Asker]

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Man, you are so funny! I sometimes do big ones at home and my husband hates it. I think he married the wrong girl... I find farts so hilariously funny!!

[Applefan1]

Thank you and yeah farts are hilariously funny. Also it is not your fault you do big farts sometimes, your body has just produced a big wants of gas that day and put it all down to your ass, you are just taking care of your bodies needs and dump it all. 😀

[Asker]

Yes, I tell him that my body is just highly efficient and breaks my food right down to almost nothing. I eat a lot of vegetables, I think that does it :-)

[Applefan1]

Yes people think junk food makes you fart, it is healthy food that increases gas levels. Mind due it is eating heathy is good for you so I say eat healthy and just fart more lol.

[Asker]

LOL !!! yes it is the fibre, I think.

[Applefan1]

Yeah and did you know in a lot of ways you women have more of an excuse to fart that us guys. Do you want to know why?

[Applefan1]

I think it has been scientifically proven that women fart 3 time more often than us men and that women's farts reek way worse than us mens to. So that is the excuse you women, have you really can't help it. :))

[Asker]

I noticed I fart worse when I get a period - the stomach cramps seem to disturb the digestive system as well. My friend said his wife is the same.

[Applefan1]

Yeah many women do get even more gas again when they are on their periods. Mind due that is why women have an ass in the first place is so she can dump her bodily waste.

[Asker]

LOL !! Yes it's certainly build for that purpose.

[Applefan1]

Yep it sure is, it is interesting that if a man and a woman eat the same diet generally the woman will fart 3 time more, she will get 3 times more gas and her gas will stink much more.

[Asker]

Yes that is interesting - how do you know that?

[Applefan1]

It was a study that was done, so now you have an excuse, you can say to your husband but us women can't help it etc etc lol

[Asker]

Well that is cool. It might sound terrible but I just ignore his disgust - one day he will get over it... This morning I dropped one in the doorway on my way out, and then I had to get him to come out and move his car so I could get out... Mwahahahahahaha...

[Applefan1]

Hahaha that is cool and yeah I would make a woman feel dropping them around me. I take the attitude if a woman has gas around me I want her to rip ass and feel better

[Asker]

Hahaha - that is cool (rip ass & feel better)

[Applefan1]

Yeah that is cool, thanks for that and when a man and woman eat the same diet no matter what they eat the woman usually will fart 3 times more often than the man because the woman's digestive system produces produces that much more gas in general but do you know why women's farts generally reek much worse than mens farts?

[Asker]

No I dont know why... ?

[Applefan1]

Apparently because there are higher levels of sulphur gases in girls and women's farts than boys and guys and that is why girls and women's farts reek a lot worse.

[Asker]

But stink and al, you still love 'em eh?

[Applefan1]

I love women's farts. Lol :)

[Applefan1]

Sorry if that sounded weird.

[Asker]

Hahaha... no that is cool. I'd just love it if my husband would laugh as much as I do.

[Applefan1]

Yeah if a girl was laying in bed with me and had to fart I would be fine with her farting up a really massive fart storm that reeked so bad it could peel paint off the walls under the bed covers.

[Applefan1]

I also don't care if a girl farts when I cuddle with her on the sofa. I also don't care if a girl farts on me directly while we are spooning or even if she farts while sitting on my knee. I am so chilled out and relaxed about girls farting around me and even on me. I would not make a girl move away from me while spooning or off my lap to fart. I would be like just rip ass girl.

[Asker]

So how many girls have actually farted on you?

[Applefan1]

None

[Asker]

Lol - I can't imagine a girl doing it. I think I only saw it once in 6th grade (ie 12 year old) when we were on a school bus and my friend was dating a guy abd ended up sitting on his head and dropping on. Other than that, I haven't heard of girls farting on anyone - near them, of course. But it is cool that you'd be ok with it haha

[Applefan1]

I have never had a girlfriend, the closest I have come to dating a girl is being with a girl for around 4 weeks.

[Asker]

Aw, dont worry - you are such a chilled out guy, someone will really appreciate that about you! Just try to stay confident and happy.

[Applefan1]

Thank you and yeah if a girl was sitting on my lap, spooning or farted under the covers in bed and dropped a really massive, long loud fart that reeked very bad and she was comfortable around me I would praise her for doing such a dirty fart and make her feel proud of herself for doing such a dirty fart.

[Applefan1]

Any girl can just drop dirty smelly farts all the time around me, I don't care. The only thing that matters to me is the girls comfort and lets face it when a girl rips a massive fart it feels good for her to. I don't want to take that feeling away from the girl.

[HockeyDude94]

Voted A, easy. Ever since I was a kid I always thought farts and burps were one of the funniest things ever. And to be honest, it's even kind of cute when a girl does it. And I very much prefer the girl I'm with burp and fart around because I want to know and accept her for who she is. And it shows she's a natural down-to-earth girl. To me, there's nothing more beautiful and attractive than that. Of course I know there's a lot more to it in relationships than just normal bodily functions; because on top of that I care a lot about her personality, interests, hobbies, and hygiene habits. Plus I hate seeing guys hold their women to ridiculous double standards that I'm willing to bet anything they can't live up to themselves. Crap like "women should never fart and are supposed to look and smell like this." And they always say it's "un-ladylike" when girls burp, fart or poop. And I always want to say to them "Ladylike? Or human-like?" Saying girls aren't supposed to have bodily functions, but then laugh when other guys do it is incredibly sexist. It's a natural part of life. So yeah, I'm totally cool with a girl farting around me. Don't hold back and let it all out ladies, let your bellies be free of the painful gas cramps!

[Asker]

Thanks that is awesome :-)
The reason I asked is I recently separated and this was one of many issues. Like you I have always found farts hilarious ever since I was young and even now at my age if someone farts around me and it makes a noise I will totally lose it and laugh my head off. I also can do sone brilliant ones myself sometimes and he always hated it. I was like "seriously, you expect me to hold that in?" Last thing I want is stomach pains from a monster fart and besides the entertainment value. I won't do them infront of everyone, I would go to the toilet. But if I am at home relaxing then I just do it wherever and I should feel comfortable to in front of him. However, he seemed to lose a lot of respect for me over this... he clearly is very sexist!

[mistixs]

All farts are gross to me...

But I'm refreshed to see only 1/4 of men said they were totally grossed out... I was under the impression that men expected us to be barbie dolls with no bodily functions

[Let_me_do_that]

no I think every one (most) do this so we should ignore it

[Sebers12]

No, we don't want to girls be like this. It's even shouldn't be a thing. Body functions make body sexy. If I wanted to have barbie doll, I would go to toy shop.

[Christine1975]

Everyone farts so it's no biggie, unless you blatantly fart in someone's face... that could be a problem, I guess! Ey, that gas has to go somewhere, gross or not! Ha ha.

[SolitaireBond]

Just where has this misconception come from... Surely everyone knows by now that girls don't fart!!!

[SatanClaus]

Well ummm
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[Asker]

hahahaha - that's funny!

[zorro8888]

Depends on the circumstances... accidently- I'll laugh.
On purpose- Completely disgusting.

That being said, it would be the same for any gender.

[Asker]

How do you know if it is on purpose?

[zorro8888]

if she looks at me and says... im going to fart.
thats usually a good indicator lol

Pretty much anytime you see an intention behind it.

[Asker]

So you'd rather she hold it in? Or go to another room?

[zorro8888]

Go somewhere else lol you can't stop a biological function

[zorro8888]

@asker

What about you? When a guy does it... funny or disgusting?

[Asker]

I dont care if it is a guy or girl, I find the sound of them hilarious... immature I know, you just can't help what you find funny... If it stinks I will vacate but I will still find it funny.

[JohnBhoy94]

My GF let one rip last night, I didn't care, I found it hilarious!

We ended up producing the 6th Fartphony last night --- haters gona hate.

[NunHymne]

I find girl farts gross to be honest. at least on attractive girls. I don't think that any girl has to hold it back, for me though. For some reason, guys farting just feels normal to me. And it fits into the concept of masculinity. But girls farting loudly seems weird and gross. It doesn't fit their feminine nature.

[Sebers12]

Silly moron! Farts are sexy only hot girls do this, it's very feminine and fits to their nature very well.

[jag420]

Farting is farting and doesn't really have a real difference among gender. Technically its more individual because some peoples farts are just worse because of their diet

[TrueConfection]

I understand that accidents happen, but all farts are disgusting, as is defication (regardless of sex).

[rthomas43]

Farts are nasty regardless of the genitalia situation of the person that releasing the gas.

[bakuro]

It doesn't matter who fart girl or boy it's always funny except in situations like board room meeting

[Asker]

Yes, in some instances it can be very embarrassing!! I once did one at work when no one was there... but then in walked someone and I swear I saw the moment it hit his nostrils - hahaha - so embarresing but funny now thinking about it

[Anonymous]

Girls don't fart. They just blow kisses out of their butt

[rthomas43]

Thanks to the name of a certain Hershey product, your metaphor is so much more disgusting.

[Opinion Owner]

Oh don't be so serious all of the time! It doesn't suit you. Take a chill pill

[rthomas43]

... Are you telling the person making jokes about Hershey and poop to take a chill pill? lol

[Opinion Owner]

I have just had one! Wohoo i feel good!!

[Asker]

Yay!! I just left home and dropped one in the doorway, then I had to get my husband to move his car and he comments on the parting gift... hahahahaha... I couldnt very well take it to the gym and drop it on my PT now, could I?

[Opinion Owner]

Hahahaha that's soooo funny

[Asker]

Yes I've been laughing to myself all morning - people must think I'm nuts. Haha

[Opinion Owner]

i think your awesome, not nuts haha

[Asker]

Likewise - you are awesome. Maybe I should start a "funniest fart moment" question... it would be the best laugh, wouldn't it?

[Opinion Owner]

Haha or start, " the worlds longest fart" competition. Haha my boyfriend cupcakes me with his farts. Lol

[Asker]

Lol - yes the longest fart comp - the longest one I ever did was in my sleep - I woke up farting and it just kept going and after a while my bf woke up and said why are you playing your trombone now? (I used to play the trombone). Hahaha
Cupcakes? What is that?

[Opinion Owner]

hahaha that is so hilarious lol
Cupcakes is when you cup your hands, fart in them, then shove them in someones face lol
You are so funny, don't ever change.

[Asker]

Hahaha - cupcakes - chocolate flavour!
You are funny too :-)
The other day I found a forum where someone asked personal trainers what the did when a client farts - so most of them either ignore it, make a joke , or laugh. Some said the client made the joke - one client yelled out "bombs away" hahaha...

[Sebers12]

Sexy 😍 One of thing that makes body sexy af 🤩

[Wojak]

Its disgusting not funny and i can guarantee if you do a really gross one around a guy he will instantly lose all interest in you and won't find it cute.
Farting while having sex is even worse its the most effective turn off

[Asker]

Thanks for your opinion. So I see you are in the 25% that think its gross.

[genericname85]

i think it has a lot to do with how it was dealt with in your family. to me farts are funny without exception.

[gapminder]

The way I see it, is its just an asshole talking shit.
no big deal.

[Asker]

LOL !!!

[gapminder]

Damn right that's some funny shit!

[Alicant310]

Grow up. Everyone farts. Get over it

[TheLoverNotHater]

A bit gross, but her reaction is usually funny and cute.

[Asker]

Is it gross when a guy does it?

[TheLoverNotHater]

Kinda, but I've come to expect it more often so it doesn't matter to me.

[Asker]

So you just need to hear it from girls more often so it won't matter so much :-)

[Cowboy6666]

Depends. If she passes poisonous gas it's disgusting...

If its smokeless... Only sounds... Its funny...

Ahahahahahaha...

[Asker]

Awesome thanks:-)
Yes, shouldve included an option with scent but I think stinky ones would gross most people out!

[MrKaneda]

Farts are just annoying me in general, blog or girl.

[Asker]

Yes, I should have put annoying on the poll. Thanks for you comment :-)

[Rosevelt]

I don't like when people fart, no matter the sex. It's impolite and not very nice.

[Anonymous]

A girl farted so loud once that it woke me up after we had sex. She laughed so loud and hard and thought it was the funniest thing. I got up and walked out. I have not spoken to her since. I think she is a dyke now.

[Asker]

Lol.

[Keyspirits]

@puncakegirl lol i'd eat out ur fart and make dat azz queef sum more 😚

[puncakegirl]

Ohmygawd that's nasty :O

[Keyspirits]

@puncakegirl for ur pleasures yo highness 🙏

[Klaatu51]

it's disgusting in both genders in my opinion

[Asker]

Thats good you dont have double standards.

[BurpingJet337]

Girl farts are both gross and funny and cool all at the same time! It's a good thing!

[linkywinky]

Girls don't fart what the fuck?

[phanindra554]

Unseen girls fart...
May be you didn't seen

[Cowboy6666]

Those having problems in their bowls, stomach...: D coz all humans farts... Ahaha

[Anonymous]

I will suffocated if too much her hidrogen sulfide gas.

[_ThinkOutsideTheBox_]

I don't find it funny when anyone farts.

[NunHymne]

Same. I never understood why people found that funny.

[DernSure]

I voted E because I find girl farting attractive.

[Asker]

That's awesome - haha - I never thought of that option. What is it that you find attractive about them?

[DernSure]

I really don't know. I just do i guess. Every person is different :)

[Asker]

Sure everyone is different... so is it the noise or the smell that you like?

[DernSure]

I guess both

[2014raser]

Wait a second! Girls really do fart! WHAT!

[Anonymous]

Girl farts totally gross me out

[Asker]

Why?

[Opinion Owner]

Because it's not feminine or ladylike for a girl to fart and I find her less attractive if she does

[Asker]

But everyone farts. They have to. It's a natural function of the human body.

[Asker]

Are you ok with guys farting?

[Opinion Owner]

Yeah it's funny

[Asker]

I think it's funny when a girl farts and guys are grossed out.

[Opinion Owner]

Why?

[Asker]

Cos it's like a role reversal - like you don't expect a guy to say "Ewww gross" lol

[Opinion Owner]

And you don't expect a girl to fart.

[Asker]

Everyone does it

[Opinion Owner]

Yeah but still you don't expect a girl like this to rip ass like a man does.

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[Asker]

Yep she does!

[Opinion Owner]

Girls can't compete with guys when it comes to farting. Men fart louder

[Asker]

Lol 😂
It's funny because you're wrong...

[Opinion Owner]

How am I wrong?

[Opinion Owner]

Girls farts are weak. Guys farts are powerful

[Sebers12]

No, it's feminine because every girl does it. Stop with that sexism Nonsense. You were brainwashed so well.

[Sebers12]

No, they're not weak. Girl's farts are equaly powerful and may be more powerful and more stinky.

[Sebers12]

Girls can fart equaly loud od louder and stinker.

[Sebers12]

Stupid sexist! Farts are equaly feminine as musculine, you idiot! Being disgusting is part of females life as well!

[Let_me_do_that]

others its just a thing which all do so ignore it

[thotramus]

queef is funny.

[Asker]

Totally agree - ha ha ha !!