Girls, how do I pee outside without making a mess?

[Anonymous]

It's quite embarassing but I'm quite messy if I pee, so when I squat outside (I go camping a lot), I hate it. It sprays everywhere, goes about my thighs and sometimes dribbles on my ass. Anyone got advice on how I can pee without such a hassle?

[Anonymous]

Drop your pants and panties, or put your panties aside if you wear a skirt, separate your legs and then drop a squat with your pee hole near the ground and let it go, watch as your pee flows on the ground and take measures so you don't get wet, don't pee on concrete and don't let anyone see you

[PrettyBama]

Don't squat. Stand with your legs apart. But for this you'd have to be wearing address andor skirt. Or take your pants all the way off lmao 😂

[Asker]

That sounds like a disaster haha. Have you tried it like that before?

[PrettyBama]

Yes. It works lol but for the pee to go straight down and not run on your leg you have to force it out.

[Asker]

Do you have to like adjust things down there? lol

[PrettyBama]

nope. Just spread em and pee lol

[Asker]

Spread what?

[PrettyBama]

Your damn legs lmfao

[Asker]

ohh haha. I guess its worth a try! Would it be cool to PM you? I can let you know how I get on and maybe get more tips If I fail aha! If you don't mind though :)

[PrettyBama]

Sure lmao

[Asker]

Thanks :)

[Chrissymaynor]

Pee in a fucking toilet like a normal person.

[PrettyBama]

That's boring.