What is your best peeing story?

[DoogyDoo]

[Kapakani]

Well once upon a walmart... I was a cart pusher. Occasionally some people like to park at the back of the store, way far out in the parking lot. So this one specific time I was gathering carts at the end of the parking lot & drinking water heavily to stay hydrated in the heat.

And then it hit.. I had to pee! I tried to hold it and push a few carts in, if I was heading that way to pee anyway. But the carts weren't having it.

So I run towards the store, now leaking, but it was just to far. And upon getting close enough where I could cross the street and be right at the entrance... The golden shower overtook my leg.

Didn't say anything just got in my car and went home. The end.

[crazy_vic]

Once after leaving a party, i went behind a car in the parking lot to pee,
While walking to the car, I already opened my belt and unzip my jeans since i could not hold any longer..
As i reached the car i just removed my dick to pee, and i started right immediately.. and a girl was squatting right infront of me peeing too.. haha, she checked my dick and i turned to the side..😂😂

[Anonymous]

I got so hammered on my 18th birthday (it's legal here, no worries) that when I got to my cousin's home and went to the bathroom, I forgot to take my shorts off and peed on them, my legs, her whole tiny bathroom and god knows what else. I cleaned it the best way I could (which is not very consoling because I could barely walk), washed myself on the sink and slept in her sofa with no pants and my shoes on. Best birthday ever

[Anonymous]

I had to pee so bad but someone was in the bathroom so I just peed in the backyard. The end.

[openthedoors]

Well this one time I had to go pee so I went to the bathroom and peed then washed my hands.

[Toad-1]

amazing!

[openthedoors]

@Toad-1 I know right so saucy

[CheerGirl38139]

I'm sensing a theme here.

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[Toad-1]

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[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

It might be doo doooooo 😂😂😂

[RainbowFanGirl]

LMFAO

[SarahsSummer]

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[chico800]

One time I a saw a guy take a piss in the middle of a city street, and was walking while he was pissing.

[Anonymous]

There was this one time I peed, then flushed the toilet and washed my hands. Yeah that's about it...

Good Luck and Great Question xx

[Anonymous]

Peed in a girls mouth