What is the funniest “I gotta pee” story that you have?

[Anonymous]

[WhiteGlaze]

Looked down at the urinal as I was peeing. Saw my dick wasn't all the way out. Finished peeing and nonchalauntly made my way to a bathroom stall and had a friend come bring me pants. I could see the pee puddle from under the stall. I kept trying to wake up from my nightmare but it wasn't working. Also a girl asked me to pee on her once, that was some thrill I wasn't expecting. I had to pee and she was like wait, "holl' up a minute". I guess those count

[RastamanJah]

I was friends with a set of twins. Not regular twins. The hottest I had ever seen! Well I got close to 1/2 the set, and one day at lunch as I told her a funny joke, her laughter turned to fear and tears. I asked what was happening and she said she was laughing so hard she peepedd herself to.

[Anonymous]

I watched my friend get hit in the crotch with a basketball in a pickup game and she immediately fell to the ground, threw up, and peed herself. It was just funny because the response was so immediate, like she didn’t even sink to her knees, she just instantly collapsed and threw up not half a second after the ball hit her groin. Then I laughed so hard at her agony that I think I may have peed a little.

[s2firestar]

It was not funny, it was very sad. We were on a trans-atlantic ferry flight, and 2 hours in I just had to pee sooooo fucking bad. Took ages to wrestle my dick into a position to use the pee bag. Being a grower sucks in this situation.

[chriscdi]

i was drunk and it was pass midnight and i wasn't home, i went to a cvs and their bathroom was closed so i went behind the cvs and pissed there

[SuccessfulHornDog]

When the bus driver just has to poop

https://www.youtube.com/embed/PP741kd2vRM

[Jack9949]

The time I almost lost control of my bladder, squeezed my balls, and came instead.

[Anonymous]

I get turned on watching women pee