Girls, I hit my boyfriend and now he won't forgive me?

[Anonymous]

My boyfriend is holding this HUGE grudge because I sorta kicked him... there, but it was a JOKE! But now he absolutely won't forgive me for it. How do I make him forgive and forget this altogether?

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Sorry. I probably should've listed this under Relationships 😅😅

[AskAlthea]

Have you apologized? Ask him if there's anything you can do so that he will forgive you. He likely won't forget this though. He may not forgive this, you NEVER kick a guy in the balls.

You should always be careful if you're roughhousing. And never kick him in the balls, it is extremely extremely painful. You should never do that as a joke. A similar equivalent is if he punched one of your breasts as a "joke" except a kick to the balls hurts significantly more than a punch to the breast. You should never hurt someone in "joke".

[Asker]

No... I didn't apologize, but you're right, I guess I should. I know I'd hate it if he punched me in the boob as a joke; even though I didn't do it hard, it still looked more painful than boob hits so I see what you mean. Thanks for being the only one who didn't say they'd put a restraining order against me 😂

[Asker]

By the way, though, I still wonder why if I didn't kick him that hard, he still, like, almost cried? Like, shouldn't he have more composure than that?

[AskAlthea]

A guy's balls are significantly more sensitive. It's so bad that if a guy gets kicked in the balls other guys will cringe and basically feel his pain. There are also various videos of MMA fighters who drop and basically curl into a fetal position when kicked in the balls during a fight. These are guys who can take quite a beating, but hit them in the balls and they go down easily. Granted these guys also got hit way harder than you hit your boyfriend, but these guys also train to withstand A LOT more pain than your boyfriend (they get super beat up in those fights). Getting kicked in the balls is apparently equivalent to the pain of childbirth, and we all know that is extremely painful, would you expect someone to have composure during childbirth? At least we can have epidurals during childbirth, a guy getting kicked in the balls doesn't get anything to lessen his pain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJeuK1Pl2bQ

[Asker]

Ouch... poor guys 😂😅 I didn't know they were that sensitive but judging from my bf's reaction, I can definitely see that. This explains a lot cuz every guy I've seen get hit seemed to react really strongly even if it was really soft, but now I know. Welp... I guess that's why they say it's "where it hurts the most" 😂

[Vesuvius87]

Well if you really kicked him in the balls as a joke, that's really sick. That deserves charges filed against you and a restraining order for being a crazy girlfriend.

Would you have forgiven him if you punch you in the boobs as a joke and said he was just kidding, that he wanted to know how it felt like for a woman to be hit there? I think not.

[Errhh]

You kicked his balls as a joke? Wtf is wrong with you?
I'd place a restraining order against you... creepy lady.

[Asker]

How... are you 101?