Would you shoot someone in the nuts with a nerf gun?

[Anonymous]

Girls, if a guy asked you to shoot his balls full auto with a nerf gun as part of a YouTube video or bet would you? And guys, would you let a girl attack your nards with a nerf gun for 50$?

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I want to hear some ladies opinions too!

[JSmith925]

Not the brightest idea but probably harmless. Nerf toys are made to be very soft. On the other hand, a guy recently had his girlfriend shoot him with a Desert Eagle.50 caliber handgun through a thick book. Even though he had tested it, that didn't work out so well. He was killed instantly and she is up on charges.
~JSmith

[Totally_A_Dude]

Just for you, I dug around in my basement and found my nerd guns. I test three different guns. Even a direct shot to the nuts resulted in just a tiny twinges of pain. I do not have a nerf snipper to test, but I would guess that it might hurt a lot more.

[Asker]

Wow! You're my hero hahahaha that's hilarious. I'm sorry but I have to ask, did you like shoot your bare balls? Like point blank?

[Totally_A_Dude]

bare no, point blank yes

[Asker]

Gotcha gotcha, well I bet your pants protected your boys some. It would probably really hurt someone's bare nards don't you think? Either way man you deserve a trophy for how committed you were to this question

[Totally_A_Dude]

no pants just underware

[Asker]

Oh haha well that's better I guess

[Anonymous]

“And guys, would you let a girl attack your nards with a nerf gun for 50$?”

Only on two conditions….

1. The nerf gun isn’t fully auto or I walk

2. I’m allowed to wear a jockstrap & cup or I walk

3. $50 upfront so I’m not made out to be a fool… $50 upfront or I walk

I’m not a fool or a step stool.

[WarlandWriter]

$50? I'd take a nerf nuke for that. If the pain lasts for 15 minutes, I still would have made money at a rate of 200$ an hour

[Asker]

Haha good math, I like it

[WarlandWriter]

50 bucks is a lot you know. You can take awesome revenge using that money

[Asker]

Haha how do you take revenge with 50$?

[WarlandWriter]

Not sure. I guess it depends on the person that offered me the deal and how much I regret accepting the deal afterwards.
If this person is a good friend of mine I suppose I might outnerf him in a friendly manner. Something like invite him over to my house, leave the door open with armor and the weakest possible nerf gun on the doorstep with a note saying: 'Defend yourself.' I would then be hiding in the house with some big-ass automatic gun or something, waiting to completely obliterate him. All of course if you are on a level that you can do something like that. I mean, I agreed to getting shot in the nuts so I shouldn't blame it on him. Maybe the only scenario when you can do this is if you have a friendship where you constantly pull this kind of pranks on one another. Then this 'revenge' will just be another prank, just with a particular theme that gets you a little retribution

[Asker]

Wow you're quite a thinker

[WarlandWriter]

It's both a curse and a blessing 😂😂

[Asker]

Haha well you seem like a cool dude

[WarlandWriter]

Why thank you. :)

[WarlandWriter]

By the way, why the question? Did you get an offer to do this or are you hoping to get one?

[Asker]

my mind leads me to weird places haha. I saw a thing on "nowthis" about a ball sack that you hang under a desk and squeeze during the day as literal stress balls lol. And then I thought how weird it would be if you were a person in an office and someone near you had literally testicles hanging from their desk. Then I thought it'd be funny to put a trash can underneath the balls at your desk and you could try to throw paper at the balls as a target and get it in the trash. Then I was like wow if a man saw women throwing stuff at a nut sack like that he'd be scared. That led me to thinking of real balls as a funny target for a game and that landed me here pretty mu g

[Asker]

Much*

[WarlandWriter]

Yeah okay that makes sense. Let's hope your future boyfriend has some masochistic tendencies so that you can try all those things out ;)

[Asker]

Haha or I could just pay men 50$ for jt

[WarlandWriter]

Or that, but I guess that would get pretty expensive if you'd want to try that more often.

[Asker]

Very true my friend. That's okay my day will come :)

[ravedave]

Of course. Nerf darts don't really hurt, that's why it's marketing to children lmao

[Asker]

You don't think it would hurt? I'd like to take you up on that bet sir

[ravedave]

Nope, I've been in plenty of nerf wars with my younger cousins, I've got firsthand experience haha

[Asker]

Alright alright I'll take your word for it

[AlwaysBelieving]

Heck no. It hurts at close range. Personal experience when growing up. It was during a game and there was no YouTube when this happened nor was it a bet.

[Lilmoris9]

I was shot in the ass with paintballs... nerf isn't half bad I guess.

[Asker]

It hurts to get shot anywhere with a paintball gun :/

[Lilmoris9]

But Paintball is fun as fuck

[Asker]

I've played it before and airsoft, I'm not much good. I usually wear a lot of clothes to protect my chest and it makes me not very agile haha

[Lilmoris9]

I like the rush of being on the line, in the heat of battle knowing that I could be shot at any second

[Asker]

SOunds intense haha

[Lilmoris9]

I just like the thrill of it... may I ask, why go anonymus?

[Asker]

Because my mind is racing and sometimes I have the weirdest thoughts and when I ask a question about this weird stuff I think of I don't want people to think I'm some crazy weird chick or anything

[Lilmoris9]

You don't seem like one

[Asker]

That's very nice of you :)

[Lilmoris9]

I'm just interested to know who's behind the anonymus

[Asker]

An awkard 24 year old

[Lilmoris9]

We're all like that on the Internet

[Asker]

Very true

[Anonymous]

No I would not let someone hurt me that badly for what I make in 8 minutes of work

[Asker]

Wow where do you work my dude

[Opinion Owner]

I own 5 different companies and just take a $100 000/month salary

[Asker]

Well then would you let me shoot your nuts with a nerf gun and then you give me the 50$? Or just give me 50$ please?

[Urbanboy7]

Ill let you shoot shoot me in the nuts with a nerf gun if you want

[Anonymous]

Id take $50 the chances its a direct nutshot is low, im a gambler

[Asker]

What if you gotta put your nuts on a table and she's shoots them point blank? Would you still do it?

[Opinion Owner]

No, cause thats weird

[Asker]

Haha it is weird but I'm weirrrd

[1829_Antman]

I am not gay. But fifty dollar is fifty dollar

[Dred1614returns]

It's just a nerf gun, those things don't hurt.

[Asker]

Wanna bet?

[Urbanboy7]

Ya ill bet you it won't hurt lol

[Galaxyguy96]

50 dollars is 50 dollars...

[Blitzkrieger]

Nope. They are irreplaceable.

[marinos]

its painful so I would scream

[Asker]

But 50 dollarrrs

[marinos]

still it will hurt balls are weak so yea

[Asker]

Fair enough fair enligh

[Asker]

Enough*

[Anonymous]

What does nards mean? lmao

[IHaveLists]

Yes if I hate him.

[Asker]

Haha yeah I would use one of those big machine gun nerf guns if I hated him.

[jacquesvol]

Certainly not.

[Naydyonov]

Yes. Balls of Steel

[emoteen289]

no I wouldn't