Women, have you ever kicked a guy in the nuts?

[Mexicoman101]

Kicked, or otherwise struck one in the nuts. If you did, was it in self defense or were you pissed with them?

Yes

No

[molonski2]

I kicked one guy in the balls , years ago when he tried to attack me on New Years eve , it was my only option and I was shi^^ing myself , but it worked well , he had a knife , just gave me a split second , kicked him as hard as I could ( I was an AFL footballer ) then smacked him between the eyes with the back of my fist , right above the nose , I got away.
Sadly on the other side of the equation , I have been kicked in the balls savagely by three different girls , a very long time ago into secondary school. One was just a girl who like to entice you in close then knee you hard and fast.
One was because she was a stalker who was infatuated by me , and I was going with another girl.
The other was a girl who used to run campaigns " Lets get Steve " , Lets get Rodney " , she would say this at start of week , then somehow when you were not even thinking about it , she'd kick you , and she kicks really hard.
Memories , were not only the absolute pain , but the indignity , you are lying on the ground , grabbing your crotch , while there she is , laughing , with the crew around you in a circle , natural tears uncontrollable coming from your eyes , incredible pain in the Stomach , and she is above saying..
" I told you I was going to get you Molonski , but boy I really got you good " .

[Rick912]

At my age, being hit in my balls feels good. They are not as sensitive as they were.

[Arabian911]

Man wtf... my balls started to hart after reading this

[Rick912]

@Arabian911 Funny!

[Mexicoman101]

You kept it real Rick912

[Onlythisone]

Yes, once punched, once kicked... Accidentally kneed my boyfriend plenty.
The kick was in highschool, a friend had a crush on a guy, she confessed and he told her he'd only fuck her if she wore a bag over her head. She said she'd pay me $20 to kick him in the balls, he was a friend to so I asked him wtf and he said he was an ass because then she wouldn't be jealous if he hooked up with me... Yeah I kicked him in the balls and got the $20.

The punch was when I was walking home from the McDonald's on the corner. a guy started walking next to me, shoved me up against the wall that lines sidewalks in California and shoved his hand down my skirt (jersey maxi skirt) I instantly punched him in the balls and threw my other forearm across his next with enough force to push him to the wall. Then I said "that isn't how you pick up girls" with a smile, he apologized and asked for my number.

[Jamaicanlove]

I agree with the mcdonalds encounter, but the guy figured he had a chance with you, but didn't want to lead your friend on. He was an ass yes, but he didn't deserve that.

[thatguyfromtoronto]

Damn you're a real ballbuster, do you think if I need a tag team partner I can count on you to bust some balls and make a guy cross-eyed? lol.

[Onlythisone]

@thatguyfromtoronto na, I lose a lot more than I win and that is the area most guys protect so it isn't the best strategy for winning a fight.

[thatguyfromtoronto]

yeah but you have a secret weapon.

[CowboyFrank]

Good job. Those guys got what they deserved.

[aicarg]

Not exactly kicked... but I did sack one of my brothers once by kneeing him while we were wrestling lol

[Beatrice1865]

Just be grateful he didn’t kick you in the vagina. You would’ve immediately collapsed, thrown up, farted, burped, peed, shat yourself, and passed out.

[Zelea]

No I haven't, and I kinda feel like I'm missing out on this experience 😢

Any volunteers? 😃

[Mexicoman101]

...🤔🖐

[Zelea]

Awesome, we are going to need someone to take pictures and stuff, I want to remember my 1st time.

[Mexicoman101]

Or, you could just hold a phone on a selfie stick & we could get down to the unpleasant business

[Zelea]

Nah we'd definitely get beatter angles if someone else does it. I really appreciate this though.

What's your favorite flower, I'll send you a thank you bouquet?

[Mexicoman101]

In your case, Azaleas.

[Zelea]

👍 An amazing choice

[dinemsko]

Am I too late to volunteer? 🖐

[Zelea]

😬 I kinda already bought the flower for Mexicoman. And once is enough for.
I didn't think I'd get so many volunteers. I didn't plan on going on a dick stomping rage.

[cosanostrakosa]

Oooh oooh!
Pick me , you will not be disappointed xD

[CowboyFrank]

My legs are spread wide open for ya hunny. Hit me with yer best shot. Fire away. Like the Pat Benetar song goes.

[Anonymous]

Haven't had a good reason to the. If I ever meet a congressman maybe.

[Mexicoman101]

We can all agree on this one.

[CowboyFrank]

I would love to see that video. lol

[Katiepop21]

I get so angry when I see girls laughing at a guy crouched over in pain over getting his balls kicked. It's so disrespectful to exploit the weakness point geez!

[HonestGirlAlways]

Yeah. He assaulted one of my friends at a party and ran from security. I ran after him, grabbed his shirt, he tripped and went down. While he was down he tried to kick me in the stomach so I kicked him in the balls as hard as I could. He passed out.

[Italianlady1]

what if he died
you would be in jail

[HonestGirlAlways]

@Italianlady1 I didn’t really think about what I was doing, he assaulted someone I love. Also, no one dies from a kick in the balls so lol

[Journeyman11]

People DO die from kicks in the balls... from a variety of conditions, actually:

-heart failure
-When not treated, adrenaline poisoning
-neurogenic shock
-vomiting and passing out, then choking on vomit
-damage leading to gangrene infection

All happened. More than once. You'd not expect it, considering how "fun" it's made out to be on tv and in movies to kick a guy there.

[Beatrice1865]

The pass out reaction is the crown jewel of self defense. Once I slapped a girl right in the vagina and she passed out on the spot. It’s crazy how easy it is to make someone pass out by kicking them in the balls or in the vagina.

[Beatrice1865]

@Journeyman11 a kick in the vagina can also kill a woman through heart failure, neurogenic shock, and vomiting then passing out then choking on the vomit. We’re actually more vulnerable down there than you.

[just_a_potato]

It looks really painful, that pain shouldn't be inflicted on a soul.
I feel bad for them :(

(its tempting though)

[Daniel34]

What a disturbing question, just think of the outrage from those twisted feminists and social justice warriors if this question was flipped around to read "Men, have you ever punched a woman in the breasts?

Apparently is funny when a woman kicks a woman a man in his reproductive organs, how disturbing.

[loveprincess]

Yes cuz he was being an ass I've done it more than once

[Italianlady1]

like what ass?

[Journeyman11]

I hit women too when they are mean to me.

[CowboyFrank]

Keep doing it hunny. Its the best way to teach us arrogant men a lesson.

[acooke-13]

Erm I did, found out my ex cheated on me and I kicked him and left

[Gyrfalcon]

Kick him hard?

[acooke-13]

@Gyrfalcon Hard enough

[Gyrfalcon]

That happened to me!, I swear my ballbag hit my tonsils...

[Jamaicanlove]

waste of energy really. just leave, it only makes you feel better because you hit something, but that's easily an assault charge.

[acooke-13]

@Jamaicanlove Oh no, it wasn't a waste of energy, it did make me feel better, and he can't really report me now it was about a year ago. No proof

[Acuxx_Reflux-arC]

@acookie-13
If my girlfriend cheats on me, should I kick her in the vagina?

[Acuxx_Reflux-arC]

@acooke-13
If my girlfriend cheats on me, should I kick her in the vagina?

[BrittBratt2416]

@Acuxx_Reflux-arC you can try, but Imagine it's a lot hard to kick a vagina.

[acooke-13]

@Acuxx_Reflux-arC Not upto me what you should do, do what you want hun. Yep probably a lot harder to get it, especially if she has a quick enough reaction ;)

[Journeyman11]

Ok, so if my girlfriend cheats on me, I'll kick her in the crotch... and I'll do it from behind, so she can't react. Well, unless you count collapsing in pain as a reaction. LOL #Boypower #BootMeetsBeefCurtains

[Journeyman11]

#LOL

[Journeyman11]

Or maybe I'll punch her in the stomach so hard that she collapses.
I mean, it's not like breaking a man's heart is any less bad, or like his health is any less worth, right?
So according to you, teaching your cheating girlfriend a lesson with a little bit of good ol' violence is appropriate. Hell yeah. Morals.

[acooke-13]

@Journeyman11 HELL YAHHH #WOMANPOWER #PUSSYPOWER

[acooke-13]

You're too late to the party bro, go kick your imaginary girlfriend in the crotch and hope she doesn't chop your ball sack off when she's recovered

[Journeyman11]

Ok, why exactly is kicking a girl in the crotch any worse than kicking a guy in the crotch?

[Journeyman11]

What should a guy do to a girl, after he recovered from being kicked in the crotch by her? Fuck her with a knife?

[Journeyman11]

Oh no, let me guess:
Everything is worse when it's done to a woman, everything is worse when it's done by a man, cheating on a man is not as bad as cheating on a woman, assaulting and inhjuring a man is not as bad as doing the same to a woman, violent men are disgusting pigs, violent women are brave heroines and avengers of broken hearts, and men are just less worth than women in general.

I don't know what makes you think that making a man collapse in pain for cheating is any better than making a woman collapse in pain for cheating.
Perhaps you can explain it to me, even though I doubt it.

[acooke-13]

Nah cba to read any of that sorry have a nice evening xo

[Journeyman11]

Ok, violent hypocrite! :) I'll hit my girlfriend if she cheats on me! Thanks for the lesson!

[acooke-13]

Hehe good luck boo x

[Journeyman11]

👌😆 good to know there are women like you. Makes me feel a lot less bad about female victims of male violence. Takes away the inhibitions to hit back.

[acooke-13]

I'm glad to know (I think) there's people over the age of 20 that can't take jokes 😂😂😂 bless your heart

[Journeyman11]

I missed the joke.

[acooke-13]

Again, bless your heart :)

[Journeyman11]

You can say that, but that doesn't make any of the things you said before a joke.
And if any of them were a joke, they would not be funny. And I don't mean tasteless or offensive, but just not funny.

[acooke-13]

Well actually it does, it I meant them as a joke, it is a joke, if you can't handle that or don't have that type of humour, that isn't my issue lol

[acooke-13]

If I meant *

[acooke-13]

If you don't like it either get on your bike and leave or just don't comment at all 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Journeyman11]

What a bunch of bullshit.

[acooke-13]

Lolllll have a great day now!

[Journeyman11]

Yeah you said that like 3 times.

[acooke-13]

I've only said it once but you're welcome! 😁

[markscott]

@BrittBratt2416 : I had never thought of this before, but with a woman's bone structure, it might be easier to kick her in the vagina, than to kick a guy in the balls. A woman's pelvic structure is wider than a guys, so her vagina, at least theoretically, is easier to hit.

[Anonymous]

Yep, and until he barfed and keeled over. (Well it only took one good kick, shoe on.) He loved every second of it and came back for more.

[Italianlady1]

lol why

[Opinion Owner]

@Italianlady1 You will drive yourself crazy asking that question about men and their kinks.

[Beatrice1865]

I barf and fall over whenever I take even the lightest tap to the vagina. I can’t imagine what being kicked full force would be like!

[CowboyFrank]

You pack a mighty swift kick darlin. I need to start wearin a cup around all you swift kickin ladies.

[CowboyFrank]

From seeing women bust men in movies and tv so many times I have grown to love being kicked in the groin by a woman.

[lilaqua]

Only by accident. I've tried in karate class as one of the drills but they either blocked it with their thighs or arms.

[Journeyman11]

Wtf what do you mean you tried? Why would you do that?

[lilaqua]

Because it was part of the drill the teacher set it.

[Journeyman11]

oh lol ok sry ^^

[BrittBratt2416]

I haven't had reason to ever kick a guy in the nuts to be honest.

[_bunny_]

Cause I learned that its fucked up so id hit them everywhere else

[matheus_mb]

I've never been kicked in the nuts by a girl yet, I hope I never will.

[lilzichik1]

I was playing soccer and I missed the ball and I Accidentally kicked him

[Anonymous]

i’ve always wondered how it was like to kick s guys balls though i haven’t

[markscott]

Is that because you were being bullied or mistreated, or just because you wonder what it would be like to put a guy to the ground in pain?

[Opinion Owner]

no i was never bullied nor mistreated— im just kinda curious

[Journeyman11]

I know what you mean! I've always wondered how its like to beat up a woman! Maybe someday. :)

[markscott]

Well, nothing to be curious about. If you kicked a guy in the balls, you would not feel the balls, just the contact with the body. The main feeling you would have would be over seeing him double over in pain, and stay that way for a while.

[princessvenus]

Not yet. But who knows, one day my time might come ;)

[Acuxx_Reflux-arC]

Yes, by my sister because I wouldn't share my starburst with her and told her I don't have to and she can't make me. Big mistake.

[pink1980]

I didn’t mean to. We were play fighting.

[Gyrfalcon]

You don’t play, lol

[fauchelevent]

Accidentally, not on purpose.

[spiderweirdo]

LOL, no but i hear its golden for self-defense :)

[Beatrice1865]

It is! It’s almost as effective as kicking a woman in the vulva.

[Anonymous]

Many times due mostly being pissed off at them.

[Siron]

Wow they must either have been really bad assholes, or you lack ANY sense of empathy. Im giving you benefit of the doubt here, otherwise you'd be REALLY scary

[Opinion Owner]

@Siron: Both! ... they really tested my patience plus I can really be a badass bitch! When I'm not upset, I'm really nice though.

[Siron]

Well, I'd not want to piss you off then 😂
You sound like someone i know, i think i should be careful around them now

[Jamaicanlove]

that's assault

[Journeyman11]

LOL! I hit women when they piss me off! I know, I'm such a badass! 😎 LOL Don't piss me off girls! #Boypower

[Volvagia]

no because I don't condone violence

[Anonymous]

My brother, yes. He should've left me alone.

[Journeyman11]

HAHA! I kicked my sister in the vagina once. Annoying bitch doesn't know boundaries. LOL #Boypower

[Opinion Owner]

@Journeyman11 lmao

[angelhairpasta]

I just watched "Bobby goes nuts" last night

[Mexicoman101]

I Don't Know You

[angelhairpasta]

That's my purse!

[foreveralone22]

I LOVE KING OF THE HILL!

[angelhairpasta]

Same! Watching it right now actually haha

[foreveralone22]

Really? I would turn on my TV but my mom is gonna wake up soon (it's 5:30 AM) for work and I still haven't gone to sleep yet so she'd be angry at me. Hank and Dale are my favorite characters.

[foreveralone22]

I love when Dale is on the "special needs" field trip and when Hank steals Dale's mower.

[angelhairpasta]

Hanks the man, and Dale is hilarious!

[Anonymous]

What ever happened to King of the Hill? lol

[2opaz]

i've been kicked in the nuts before

[hasrett]

No I haven't.

[cosanostrakosa]

😎😎😎
Thuglife.

[BeautifulAngels]

No, I didn't.

[Anonymous]

a woman nailing a guy there is overrated

[Screwedup]

Dont think I have