Why did a female coworker ask me what time I get off?

[SwoleCook]

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+1 y

We ate lunch together and she sat across from me. She’s attractive too.

[mrshaft]

Check her out bro but you gotta be careful with women at the workplace especially if you don't know her history or anything about her. There is a myriad of reasons why good common sense and most people would probably say keep co-workers of the opposite sex at arms length and on a strictly professional level. The number of negative consequences from people who didn't follow that rule are huge and would bear witness to the fact it generally isn't a good idea. By the same token, suppose you blindly followed juris prudence and rejected her as everything except a co-worker and 30 years from now you happen to run into her on the street and as you two are catching up on old times and as she's showing you pictures of her kids, she says to you, "I wish you would have asked me out when we worked together. I wanted you so bad but I got the hint finally. Wasn't I attractive enough for you?" Cuz that's what happened to me. It would be unfortunate if it happened to you too.

[FunkyMonkee]

Maybe she want's make sure she gets off the same time as you so you bother have something in common. Maybe she's planning to call you up while you're getting off so she can have phone sex with you.

[yucychan]

She is a serial killer who wants to kill you. She is trying to find the right time to get you alone and then kill you.
Don't do it.

[rachel776]

she either wants to get away with some caper at work when you're gone, or have you ask her out for a drink

[ChronicThinker]

So she can meet you in the parking lot and kick your ass, probably.

[SwoleCook]

What did I do?

[ChronicThinker]

I don't know, probably caught her while she was on her period.

[SwoleCook]

You’re an idiot

[ChronicThinker]

Well, you're not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed either, but, people seldom point it out. It's too similar to picking on an autistic kid, it's unfair.

[SwoleCook]

We’ve already had this conversation. It’s been settled that you have some form of autism.

[ChronicThinker]

No, we haven't had this conversation. I don't really talk to you, or care to. We just occasionally shit on each other's posts for meagre entertainment and you sometimes try to hop into my inbox to slobber on about my tits or lingerie.

[SwoleCook]

You’re lucky you have nice tits.

[ChronicThinker]

This is true.

[SwoleCook]

I’d motorboat them

[SwoleCook]

Also I’ve never enjoyed a talking to you. That’s why my inbox with you is empty.

[Pandora91]

Wtf did I just saw lol

[ChronicThinker]

Oh, sorry, I lost interest like an hour ago.

[SwoleCook]

Oh sorry I never had interest

[ChronicThinker]

In anything other than something resembling female organs, I'm sure of that.

[Pandora91]

Well... I'm out -_-

[ChronicThinker]

@Pandora91 Sorry I didn't pay attention to you for white knighting me. *shrug*

[Pandora91]

You're ok... I figured you didn't wanna be bothered

[Pandora91]

Anyways you have a good night you 2 have fun at eachothers throat I could care less anymore... see ya

[SwoleCook]

I’ve actually talked to you like a human being and not a sex object before.

[Pandora91]

Swole you can talk to her nice and you'll get the same results it's pointless

[Browneye57]

Cuz she wants you to invite her out. Either that or she's scoping out your job. ;)

[Browneye57]

On update...
Dating where you work is a no-no. For a lot of reasons. But primarily, when it all blows up, which is surely will, one or both of you will be looking for a NEW job. If that's not a problem for you, or you can get one easily, then go for it. Otherwise, keep it professional.

Or as they say, "Don't shit where you eat."

[zagor]

I worked at a place where a lot of people dated co-workers, and some married. And some divorced or broke up, but generally both continued working at the company. Which could be awkward, but obviously was doable.

[Browneye57]

@zagor Well there ya go... then go for it. When it all goes to shit, which it will, you'll think back on this and go, "Oh, so that's what the fuck that old fart was talking about". :)

[RIVERTAY888]

Wanted to sort you out have sexy fun with you she is so hot for you just like when you are cooking over those hot burrners

[Anonymous]

she might be interested in getting to know you or something

[hindril]

She prob wanted to meet you after work.

[king34]

So she can know what time to get you off

[MissRosette]

I don't know😅

[SwoleCook]

She’s not as pretty as you tho

[MissRosette]

Everyone has their own beauty you know. 😅

[moonpie89]

Ask her yourself

[JC2k1]

4sex

[Ikemenboogie]

She wants you