Why do girls take so long in the bathroom?

[Rawkstar26]

[MindYourEyes]

Some girls be taking massive ass shits, taking selfies, just checking themselves out, or whatever else xD.

[Rawkstar26]

😂😂

[MindYourEyes]

😝😝😝

[Alpha09]

By far the realest response lol

[MindYourEyes]

@Alpha09 😜😜

[ultimega]

fixing my make up , texting and staring into the abyss

[Rawkstar26]

staring into the abyss? Are you sure you're not staring at another girl's boobs? lol!!

[ultimega]

Nope. The darkness is my friend...

[Rawkstar26]

Wow, You're friends with the darkness!! Do they talk the same way they sing?

[ultimega]

Probably ~ full falsetto

[Joker_]

This baffles me too because I know that girls don't poop

[TheNiceGuys]

They play with each other

[pootytangg]

Top 3
1. Actually taking a shit
2. Figuring out ways to end the date.
3. Asking other girls if we should fuck you (while telling them every detail of the date so far).

[shimmeryns]

Bathroom as in taking a shower right? Cause I'm a little confused with many answers talking about public washroom.

[Rawkstar26]

Yes, I meant more like public bathrooms.

[shimmeryns]

I don't take shower in public wash room though, haha! But if you're talking about public toilet... I have no idea because I hate taking too long in the toilet except the one at The Empire Hotel. It is a 5 star hotel so they have really nice washroom. Upon entering I'll be greeted by the scent of pleasant flowery smell with soft classical music playing in the background. They have this plush sofa area with big mirrors where I can view myself from every angle and fix anything needs fixing. That is where most of my time being spent haha!

[Rawkstar26]

Of course I wasn't talking about public showers!! haha I mean like on dates or going out with friends some girls seem to take extra long like they're not really using it lol

[shimmeryns]

Provably fixing themselves up and taking selfies lol!

[Rawkstar26]

Exactly, Gotta fix the boobage!! lmao

[Aguysopinion4799]

I feel like it would be makeup and checking themselves in the mirror if they are worried about their looks, I mean, makeup takes a long time to get done properly so :/ But I don't mind waiting, they put all that effort in so why complain right? :)

[ghostqueen]

Selfies, drugs, orgies (the bathroom is a BUSY place)

[Skiiitles]

Because we dont always wake up looking this good and we like to experiment with styles

[Ripper_E]

The same reason they don't get results from the gym. They socialize and worry about their appearance too much.

[Lance1965]

Women are great at spending 20 minutes doing something that can be done in 5. This is why shopping with a woman can take so long.

[BrownBratzDoll]

Washing my coochie can be time consuming

[Rawkstar26]

Girl!! 😂😂

[OfDeath]

She's trying to dry her vagina but rubbing it with the towel just makes it more wet.

[BronzedAdonis]

because women are full of shit, takes a while to empty the tank

[CuriousMufuxka]

Sacred rituals are preformed that us men should never be informed of..

[EmmaMary]

That would be telling!

[AmourHoney]

We’re discussing ways to end the male population

[chriscdi]

😢😣😣

[Deathraider]

The conspiracy has been revealed.

*Scottish accent*
Gather your weapon. We must prepare... FOR WAR!!!

[AmourHoney]

😂😂😂😂😂🤪🤪

[killer4212]

Snorting cocaine may be

[psychosam]

They're taking an enormous dump

[NovissimumVirorum]

It’s all that Satan worshipping

[_Black_Canary_]

It's a secret