Are women just devils in disguise?

[Goodwifie]

Are we just waiting for men to show their venerable side only to tear out their hearts and squish them up?
Ladies is this your main goal in life?

Asking for a friend 😆

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+1 y

Don't ever trust anything that bleeds for five days without dying, that's the work of the devil.

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+1 y

Broom stick for sale.
One lady owner.
Still in good condition considering how much I've used it.
Only selling because I want to upgrade.
Serious offers only.

[bekalen]

I believe we are good and evil at the same time. I can take care of myself and children but at the same time plan how to get rid of my husband and his friends.

[Goodwifie]

OMG are we sisters from other misters?
😆

[KatherineJ]

Sometimes I don’t bother with a disguise.

[Goodwifie]

At least you'll be your true self, no need for denial.😈

[KatherineJ]

Exactly! 😈

[esotericstory]

Some women are succubi. They only want to suck up your manly essence. This is the product of the succubus.

[Goodwifie]

OMG this is exactly what has happened to my poor husband yet I have stayed in shape even after birthing three cum demons.
I have fattened him up on purpose so no other evil woman will try to steal him from me. It also makes it harder for him to run away.

[esotericstory]

thanks for the mho.

[BronzedAdonis]

yes and women are the root of all the evil in this world

[Unit1]

[Goodwifie]

We are truly horrible 😈

[LoU_Hades]

They lost always every competition in evilness with me... I think I'm worse.
Evil intentions are half of the success, but you need the malevolent strategic foresight and tendency to chose always the most cruel option to appear really evil.
Most women don't have that. *bossy and oppressive laugh*

[Goodwifie]

Nobody can match up to my pure evilness.

[Phanta]

Many are. I'm happy to interact with females on Gag, as I'll never meet any of them in person or do any type of business with them, and I will interact with my mother, and say a couple word to a church lady if she initiates conversation, but outside of that I have no contact with the opposite sex.

[Goodwifie]

Stay safe okay.

[Unit1]

YES!!! WOMEN ARE EVIL!!!
They are succubi and desire our destruction through deception such as make up, plastic surgery and social media selfies!!!

They even spawn more demonesses and future men to destroy out of schadenfreude!

/sarcasm

Oh how i love dark sarcasm 😋

[Unit1]

I love dark humor as much as i love women 😍👩

[Unit1]

They even marry in order to divorce men and rob them from his assets, money and property. Also alimoney.
So evil.
Stuff like this means a Hunger for power so much, that only the evil would do it.
EVIL WOMEN!!!

[Goodwifie]

I've had three cum demons my poor husband has no hope in hell.

[Unit1]

He's doomed.
But I'm a straggler over here completely unharmed by the evil women. Do they have me in their exception list or am i extremely lucky?

[Unit1]

MGTOW 😀😀😀 here i come.

[Goodwifie]

You must be one of the lucky ones be grateful for your freedom.

[Unit1]

I am ☺
You women will never see me 😀 I'm invisible like a ghost.

But when you ran out of men to destroy and ask "where are all the (good) men?" I will be the one eavesdropping and i don't even sweat to stay hidden 😀

[Unit1]

[Goodwifie]

Stay invisible it's for your own good.

[Unit1]

That's too easy 😎 much easier than i like.

[Lance1965]

A lot of women do have a mean, selfish side to them but doesn't that apply to men too? However women get the "evil" tag because they are ones that initiate most divorces and bad situations like that. I remember going to a group therapy session once where it was all men. Every single story I heard that day started my ex-wife cheated on me or something similar. A lot of women leave a trail of destruction and hurt behind them and yet don't seem to care.

[Goodwifie]

But you haven't met me yet, I'm pure evil 😈

[JimRSmith]

This friend you're asking for - is he a creepy hippy in his 40s? 😂

[Goodwifie]

Follow him and consume all of his wisdom, he has so much to teach you.

[GingerGuy]

That's been my experience lately. Reminds me why I've chosen to be single most of my life. Where are the good ones?

[Goodwifie]

It's the only way to protect yourself. 😈

[HereIbe]

Here comes the woman
With the look in her eye.
She's raised on leather
With flesh on her mind.
Words are weapons sharper than knives
Makes you wonder how the other half dies.
Devil inside,
The devil inside,

[Goodwifie]

Front man Michael Hutchinson dated Kylie Minogue she completely corrupted him, he was a nice boy until he met her.

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

Yes they are. Every human is trash deep down inside including me, we just don't want to acknowledge our flith or tend to down play it to make ourself feel righteous and morally superior than others to please our egos.

[Goodwifie]

Women will beat you down if you aren't careful, steer clear of us. 😈

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

You right. That's Why I stay away from heathen women and only will deal with a Godly woman.

[Red_Arrow]

I do notice a “piece of tail” in than devil’s picture, so could be. 😀

[Goodwifie]

Warning do not chase that tail.

[Logorithim]

No, but I'd like it if my girlfriend would dress up in a devil's outfit.

[Goodwifie]

She'll be showing her true self 😈.

[Logorithim]

I guess so!

[AlexanderBrunnrgaard]

"The devil inside, the devil inside, every single one of us, the devil inside".
Love that song.

[Goodwifie]

Better the devil you know.

[AlexanderBrunnrgaard]

Makes me think of Underworld when Bill Nighy says that!

[WhoDatGuy]

Only if you don't understand them, which most men do not.

[Goodwifie]

Careful we bite 😆.
Don't fed us after midnight and don't get us wet.
Wait a minute that reminds me of a movie 😀
What was it?

[WhoDatGuy]

Gremlins 😋

[Goodwifie]

See and they started out looking real cute.

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

There are also men who are devils in disguise...

[Goodwifie]

Nope only us women are liars we can't be trusted 😈.

[tonicandgin]

that's an Elvis Presley song lol

[Goodwifie]

It's all true.

[GraveDoll]

My mother put salt around my bed when I was 7 -_-

[Goodwifie]

Can you blame her 😈.

[GraveDoll]

@Goodwifie
Well, she started it. What child want to hear their mother say: You came out a quiet baby that didn't like to be touch. You never smile. I think she a troubled girl. *pouts*

[thenewgirlll]

Lol the update made me laugh

[Goodwifie]

It's true it's all true. 😈

[NovissimumVirorum]

Yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emjLXdsj6xA

[Goodwifie]

See he tried to warn all of the men.

[clampfan101]

Nothing beyond this. lol

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QRlTT7PpncA

[beebella]

I thought that was men? 🤔

[Goodwifie]

Nope I've had it the wrong way round my whole life, we are evil 😈 won't be long before you join the club.

[Tim-loves-it]

A quote from Phil..

[Goodwifie]

My poor husband thought he was marrying a 9 but in reality I'm only a 3 but it was too late for him to back out.

[monkeynutts]

Hahaha, I hope so. They are generally good in bed.

[Goodwifie]

Lady on the street but a devil in the sheets.
Don't risk it she'll take all your money while you sleep off the good root. 😈

[monkeynutts]

Haha, thankyou for that little rap.
As long as she takes half my cash. I'm OK with that.

[Goodwifie]

Us women aren't reasonable she'll take it all, all $20 dollars of your life savings.

[monkeynutts]

I don't even have twenty bucks to my name.

[monkeynutts]

Waiting on my next pay.

[monkeynutts]

Yeah I need a broom. Clean up some mess.

[Goodwifie]

Cool what's your bank account number?
😆😆😆😆😆😆

[monkeynutts]

I can't give that to you devil woman.

[Goodwifie]

Sorry I'll change back into my angel costume 😇.

[wittymilf]

Sometimes :)

[Goodwifie]

I think once we hit 40 we should made to wear warning signs because we know too much.

[wittymilf]

Haha yup, it’s too easy :)

[Secret6620]

I might be🤔🤔🤔

[Goodwifie]

No you are for sure 😈

[Secret6620]

Ooooooo yes I am👿👿👿 lol 😂

[aa180]

What's a woman?

[Unit1]

They look like men but they have testicles on their chest and long hair and smell too distinct from us.

[aa180]

@Unit1 Ah, sounds dangerous

[Goodwifie]

unit1 never a truer words have been ever written.

[Unit1]

They are deceptions blending in to our society but we can detect them pretty much easily.

[Elliegirl]

Not me. I’m a perfect little angel 😇

[Goodwifie]

Liar liar pants on fire 🔥 😈.

[Elliegirl]

Lol. Busted! You found me out!! 😂

[Goodwifie]

Now remove that broken halo sister 😈

[Elliegirl]

Can I trade my broken halo for the broom?

[Goodwifie]

Yeah sure I need a new disguise.

[CT_CD]

Yeah

[Goodwifie]

We are b! tches for sure.

[SpunkNugget]

Yes, evil.

[Goodwifie]

That's it stay away from the V dude it will trap you.

[Hurdleez-Swampede]

Sadly, 70% of women are and not aware.

[Goodwifie]

Not this mad bitch I know exactly what I am 😈

[Hurdleez-Swampede]

You're the same age as my mom. Born in 1978 or 1979?

[Goodwifie]

1978.

[Hurdleez-Swampede]

Still don't know if you or her is older. She was born October 8th 1978

[Goodwifie]

I'm older but not by much.

[Hurdleez-Swampede]

Ah, is that you in the devil outfit?

[Goodwifie]

No kid it isn't

[Hurdleez-Swampede]

Okay.

[Asianguy123]

eve brought the forbidden fruit to Adam

[QuietRunner]

Yes you are!!