What is a witty response to...Did you miss me?

[Anonymous]

If someone you know just returned from being out of town for a few days...and is asking you in a flirty way...

[evander]

"Did you miss me?"

"No your a man"

lmao get it?

miss as in calling a woman "Miss", like "Excuse me miss can I have your phone number".

[ILoveToxD]

AAAHhhhhh.. I get tat one ...hah... ya.. ya... funny...funny,... **long sigh*

[Anonymous]

if you like him I would go for more flirty then witty

[Anonymous]

Not nearly as much as you missed me I'm sure. ;) Do you need a tissue?

[SnackG]

This haha.

[Opinion Owner]

:P

[Asker]

Definitely the best answer so far...:-)

[Opinion Owner]

Thanks. :D

[Stylish27]

Say I'd rather u had stayed there. But its nice to have u back.

[SnackG]

Don't know if this is good but "No, but I miss your d***. ;)" Not that witty, but flirty. LOL

[NoboTheHobo]

"Crap! I knew I forgot something!"

[anita0191]

ftw :) best response.

[lost_soul]

haha sweet!

[Ranta]

Haha, that's awesome. :P

[christian2724]

yeah, but I'm reloading ?

[Castan]

"Why? Do I have a nipple stand?"

[Anonymous]

"Psh, no." (give flirty smile)

[Anonymous]

answer with yes! like a hole in the head! :D

[Dom163]

Slap them in the face

[slipslender]

eh. maybe 5%

;)

[NerdInDenial]

Wait...you left?

[Anonymous]

"You wish "