Have you ever been in a situation where you had the chance to tell a good just, but you either didn't think about it until after the situation had passed or for whatever reason didn't tell it?
When I was in college, I sat in with one of my friends on a history class he was taking on the Napoleonic Wars. That happened to be the day that the professor had some fun and put Napoleon on trial. I was assigned the role of an unnamed Italian soldier. When I was called to the witness stand and asked to state my name for the record, I SHOULD HAVE said, but sadly did not think to say...
It's-a-me, MARIO!
I didn't think of this until several years later š¬