Girls, what advice would you give a guy who's volunteering for a women's self defence class?

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

Wear a lot of protection.

[Asker]

I finished my first session today and it sucked 😭

[Nicegirldaqui]

Protect down there.

[Asker]

You’re kidding right?

[Asker]

I guess you were serious

[Asker]

Can I ask you something?

[Nicegirldaqui]

Yes I'm kidding, even though i dont know how this women's self defense classes work i don't think they will do something that can hurt you dw.

[Nicegirldaqui]

Ask.

[Asker]

I’m the guy volunteering, I’m wearing the big padded suit so I was wondering how do females really fight?

[Nicegirldaqui]

I dont know about that professional self defense training fight, but look it up on yt.

[Asker]

The instructor told me a lot of women tend to kick a man or a guy in the balls or the dick. She said a one woman broke a man’s penis because he forgot to wear a cup. I didn’t know women could hit that hard.

[Asker]

I guess it’s true what they say, women prefer aiming for the softest and most vulnerable region since there’s no bone there.

[Nicegirldaqui]

Well, it's the faster way to disable a man. So expect that.

[Asker]

Yea it’s also the most humiliating way especially if a girl asserts her power in that area... fuckkk why did I sign up for this, i have to go to the first class at 6pm today.

[Nicegirldaqui]

Dont freak out, I presume that there're professional teachers there who will give assistance in order to no one get hurt.

[Asker]

I called 15 mins ago they said yea we will teach women moves such as a woman laying on the ground I have stand over her. Anddd yeah a woman is instructed to kick up right in the groin. They said you will feel the impact but you won’t get hurt. They said “you have to understand these classes are to empower women”

[Asker]

Not sure what you have to say about that 🙄

[Nicegirldaqui]

What can I say? Good luck and let women spank you as much as they want lol hahah

[Asker]

can u stop by and tell the women to go easy on me, they'll listen to you, you're a girl.

[Nicegirldaqui]

Hahahhah what?
This is impossible.

[Asker]

Yea it is, well T-minus 2 hrs until some woman will hit me below the belt and yell out girl power or something, FML 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Asker]

Time to get ready and head out

[Asker]

Update: all I can say is “ugh” and 😭

[Nicegirldaqui]

How was it? Did they hurt you too hard?

[Asker]

Yes! 😭